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#spock my dumb little meow meow
starryjax0 · 1 year
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jim kirk, dying: i need you to know why i went back for you
spock: because you are my friend
jim kirk, who was 100% planning on telling him that they’re actually madly in love: can i please die faster
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spock-pewds-louise · 3 years
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Let's introduce the bastards, in the order I obtained them:
🌸Spock🌸
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Spock got his name from... well, Spock, from Star Trek.
He's a chatty baby, they discovered that I respond best to his communications, so he's the spokesperson for the squad.
Oh and he's a shit kid that jumps on the counters.
His nicknames:
Shit kid
Speck
Spocks
Spockcus
Bastard
My first son
Sir.
Bby
🌻Pewds🌻
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My second son, he's named after... Pewdiepie. :)
Ok but listen, my little brother named him ok?
He think he's the first son, acts like the favourite child (I have none) and will step and sleep on his siblings' face just to be in mine...
His nicknames:
Pewds
Pewdie
Puwds
Sir
Pewpew
Prrr(it a noise I make)
Fucker
Shit kid
Asshole
Bby
🌺Louise🌺
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Louise was my little sister's, and she already had two Guinea pigs named Lou and Louie... Sooo, she named her Louise (it was a 1D thing)
She got white socks, is precious, a mother🥰
If I yell at the other cats (for their stupid shitty shenanigans) she will walk up to me and meow loudly, and stop and stare at me, then go over to whatever cat I yelled at and start to wash them... Doesnt matter if they were in the wrong ofc🙄
She have appointed herself as my support animal and will comfort me, at all times... even when I dont need it...
If I raise my voice or just talk? I'm a distressed cat.
If I sit in the floor? Distressed cat.
You get the idea.
I love her🥰
But shes dumb :)
Her nicknames:
Princess
Baby
Cutie
Whore
Miss
Slut
Bitch
Baby girl
Cunt
Mama
Baby mama
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