I’m still hung up over the fact that octavio is a canon splatling user

idek why either it’s just. of course you are… little freak you…

this feels familiar somehow… 🩹🤍

Hate them /aff

just found out splatoon 3's [weapon] user titles are obtained through the shell-out machine and not weapon freshness? i think i straight up forgot locker stickers existed and thought the progression went [sheldon license -> normal weapon badge -> silver weapon badge -> gold weapon badge -> title] even though i know the weapon badges only come in two tiers

Total number of fist bumps I have seen on Team Fist Bump: 7

bruh thats splash o matic youre not gonna be aoe'ing anything.....

Anon this is so funny to me you have no idea

got rockenberg badge >:)

think ive said this before but i hate seeing someone use the same weapon as me in a splatoon match bc then it becomes a competition between the two of us to see who uses it the best

literally have only done like 3 or 4 matches using the hydra splatling and im already unreasonably angry at people who keep standing DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME. like yeah i get youre doing great with your bloblobber good job but could you please find your own perch to lob the blobs from. thanks

He’s such a Hydra Splatling user

He clips on the guns with his arm :3

In today's news, we got a video showcasing the first of the two new stages, Crableg Capital:

The stage is set in an area where rapid redevelopment has resulted in a lot of skyscrapers being built. The centerpiece of the stage is a big grate bridge, there are many places to get onto it, and standing on it will give you control over a lot of area, but it will also make you very exposed in a place where you cannot swim to safety easily. Splatling players are likely to going to enjoy this one.

Additionally, they are making significant additions to Splashtags this Season, adding 80 Banners and over 400 new titles. Jeez, I sure am glad I already got the Explosher User title.

What’s the worst splatling?

There are many opinions about the current selection of turf-legal weapons but none are worse than the Annaki Double-Splatling.

The Annaki Double-Splatling was produced 20 years ago and featured two black and red barrels that span at 360rpm. The barrels attached to a matching life ring that encompassed the user affixxed to the left and right sides. The aiming array was attached at the front requiring both hands on sticks.

The ink tanks legal for turf war were not taken into account during design resulting in the weapon never being able to come up to full bore as the pressure needed would run the tank dry half way into charging (which took approximately 4 seconds) unless the user ran a minimum of 37 points of Main Saver. It was discontinued 3 months after entering the market due to poor sales resulting in them becoming quite rare, albeit still not very sort after except by collectors. If you ask Sheldon very nicely, he may show you the one from his personal collection.

Here's the Far-Out Dualies, another custom weapon by Annie!

There's also the alternate look called the Way-Out Dualies.

More information under the cut!

Far-Out Dualies/ラーバーライト [Lava Light]

A pair of average-sized Dualies modelled after lava lamps. They have a dual-range mechanic much like the Ballpoint Splatling or the S-BLAST '92, depending on whether the user is firing normally or firing after a dodge roll. When firing from a standing position, the dualies have somewhat long range. After a dodge roll, they have a shorter range and quicker firing speed. However, unlike most other dualies, the Far-Out Dualies do not have their crosshairs converge after a dodge roll, thus not granting an increase in accuracy. The Far-Out Dualies have the typical two dodge rolls at a time. They have silvery, metallic parts for the nozzle and grip, enclosing a glass case filled with fluid. The trigger, fluid and "lava" change color with the user's ink. The Far-Out Dualies have a default loadout of Ink Mines and Ink Storm.

The Far-Out Dualies are often sought out for their decorative value as well as their effectiveness in battle. The glass tends to get quite hot after sustained use in battles, and users are often cautioned to be careful handling them after a long play session.

Way-Out Dualies/ラーバーダーク [Lava Dark]

An alternate loadout of the Far-Out Dualies, developed for special weapons popular in the Splatlands. The dualies have black metallic parts rather than silver, and have Burst Bombs as their sub weapon and Trizooka as their special weapon.

hatchetfield splatoon weapon assignments

yes i'll take suggestions. just doing a couple for now but please ask for other characters

paul would main slosher. idk how to describe it but he's a slosher user to the core. tried to use the pencil once but sucked at it.

emma? blaster. maybe rapid pro. has the 56gal in the sidepocket. absolutely cracked at rainmaker and nothing else

bill uses splatlings, mainly the heavyedit and heavy. one of those weirdos who is commited to defending sprinkler as a good sub weapon. doesn't spam run speed up as much as he should.

ted is a dipshit carbon main and also uses clash. i hate him and i hope he explodes. uses the RG when he's mad or wants to make people suffer

charlotte really likes stringers but wishes that she could pull off the stamper. everytime she practices it doesnt go well

I got the silver capsule and immediately tried to make the longest possible title.

never met a single person in my life who sincerely likes wahoo world. wahoo world is where breathing human beings with reservations and limits break their chains and become beasts. oh what’s that you’re on the giant circle in the middle? good fucking luck man. the enemy team can just walk up to you. on either side. this isn’t fucking mahi mahi resort where you can just PERCH who the hell do you think you are . claim the turf there for one second NO YOU DIDNT. not anymore! what’s that you’re a charger? you’re a charger huh. you think that’s gonna help you win. okay. name ONE spot you can aim from that has ANYTHING resembling cover. you’re gonna say the tall part at spawn? nope! GONE. DEAD. GUY BEHIND YOU, YOU’RE DONE. oh and if your sorry ass even TRIES to advance on enemy turf through the carousel get ready to get absolutely wrecked by the worlds most sadistically patient splatling user every single goddamn time. suction bombs are literally your only hope in this grim display of savagery. that’s the only thing you can do is just haul ass plant down 50 of those things and then immediately get crushed by a roller. you ever get a message from your friend like “dude they have wahoo world on rotation today i’m so excited!” because if you say you have you’re a boldfaced liar and i know it. nobody WANTS to be in wahoo world. YOU dont want that. but it’s always THERE. no matter what stage is in rotation wahoo world is never off the roster and with your luck you’ll be playing on it 15 times in a row. there’s no love in wahoo world. only suffering