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edd:
-trans -unironically loves moshi monsters -loves ringo more than anything in the world -probably has bathed in coca cola before -autistic and has anxiety -watches da jammies with tord and claims its ironic, but he actually loves the show -read warriors cats in 5th grade and cried about it for hours (his favorite character was squirrelflight) -sends pictures of sans vore to his friends at 2 am when he cant sleep -gay -favorite movie is heathers (he adores 80s movies) -lovable asshole -sends his friends videos such as: “five little shreks jumping on the bed” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsmPpDoqvvg “sans eating him eyes” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pr6kcoECKv0 “johnny johnny yes papa” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXRCAI7q8QY
and “potato knishes” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFfLCuHSZ-U -loves shrek -his dad hates minions, so like the little shit he is, whenever he sees something that has a minion on it in stores, he sends a picture of it to his dad -no one asks him out on dates because the only place he wants to go on dates is chuck e. cheeses -mom is british and dad is nigerian -pear body type
tom:
-tired of his friends shit -vvv sarcastic -only likes really outdated memes -still shops at hot topic -plays plants vs. zombies -loves spicy food -skateboards like the cool kid he is -biromantic gray ace -has depression and a drinking problem -dying inside -only wears checkered vans....any other footwear is prohibited..... -demiboy -loves raccoons and has at least 5 stored in his closet (they could probably kill him, but, oh well) -has lost all faith in humanity -has eaten an entire cardboard box (dont ask why) -tired of edd sending him weird videos in the middle of the night -probably has a deviantart account where he posts pictures of his raccoons and has 2 followers but appreciates them and draws (crappy) art of their ocs as raccoons (thats the only thing he can draw) -listens to asmr, but only the really weird ones -goes to china every year to visit his mom -actually a sweetheart but its hard to get close to him -lived with matt and his moms for a while because his dad was in jail for abuse, and his mom was in jail for shoplifting (his mom is a good person at heart, but does some dumb things she regrets) -kenyan and chinese -mix or rectangle and pear body type
tord:
-trash man -trans -GAY AF -afraid of teens and kids -used to think monkeys were really old humans -had a pen15 club in 7th grade and was shocked when he got in trouble for it -watches really videos in public just for laughs -forgets to bathe for months on end -”ill take a shower tomorrow...” -tord, everyday -has a crush on guy fieri -thinks hes hot shit, but in reality he looks like a naked mole rat -smells like stale ginger ale and sweat -has an obsession with orangutans (hed die for them) -loves marina and the diamonds -had a homestuck phase (didnt we all) -has a channel where he unboxes anime figures and has 3 subscribers but loves them all -can only draw crappy anime girls -naruto runs everywhere he goes -basically just a man child -blasts weird songs in the library (my shiny teeth and me) -5 little jesus christs jumping on the bed -gave up on life in 2nd grade -cant sing for shit (sounds like a dying cat) -likes to think that he can beatbox but he sounds like hes choking when he does -norwegian and mexican -rectangle body type (and has a bit of chub)
matt:
-definitely plays moviestarplanet (he loves the clothes in it) -unironically loves roblox -paints his nails (badly, but still) -really smart at math and science but god awful at anything else -applies really uneven eyeliner but rocks it -had a mullet as a teen -autistic -bigender (male and agender) -lovable dumb dork -thinks that kim kardashian is a character from a movie and not a real person -watched care bears as a child every morning before school -used to think “chinese” was a bad word, the dumbass -loved barney and the wiggles and still does -gasps and shames people who swear, yet he swears too -lowkey looks like bella thorne -is 27 and still hasnt ever had a job -listens to the monster high theme song on repeat all day every day -was the only boy on the cheerleading squad in 3rd grade -saving up for top surgery (hasnt decided if he wants bottom surgery or not yet) -gay pansexual (he likes all genders, but is mainly attracted to men) -thought he was aromantic for a long time in junior high -has paw patrol shoes -korean and mexican -hourglass body type
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