#speaking of salivating
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ed trying to get over a guy he only kissed once while sobbing on the floor every night about him is literally queer culture thank u for the accurate rep david jenkins
#ofmd s2#im not speaking from experience here bc im and always will be bitchless but homoerotic friendship breakups count right? right#anyway he's literally obsessed and crazy and salivating in every scene he's w stede but sure bbg no more stede i believe in u#ofmd#our flags mean death#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#stede bonnet#edward teach#gentlebeard
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jay pink hair ... mmm iphone 6 rosegold ...
#im salivating as we speak cant you tell#also this is a hint for my new fic (JAY.)#rin's rambles 💭#m: jay
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I give props to the fae darlings that don’t immediately give their name because personally, I could full well know I was dealing with a fae and still probably fold like a god damn lawn chair and give my name straight up
Darlings who gave up their names right away: Love, Sunny, Angel, Crybaby
Darlings who would rather die than give up their name: Witch, Threat, Liebling
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Rizz anon pt 3
Also I wear Deadpool merchandise all the time. I appreciate you not falling for me, it helps a lot. I have to fight off the men with a stick and unfortunately not the ladies
oh, no. you didn't say it was amongst the sweaty comic book boy crowd. that's like being meat in a lions den, anon. i've had to avoid those spaces like the plague because if you wear a back to the future t-shirt someone will look at you like you're their Dream Girl. that's why i had to make my own fruity little comic book space where hetero dudes feel uncomfortable for a change
#sci speaks#i don't know if this counts as rizz. i so much as Breathe in those spaces and a man salivates over me.#those men are starving for any meal they can get.#i cannot wear a deadpool t-shirt in public because it draws The Most Concerning Men ever#i am fearful of straight cis male deadpool fans. they don't know him like i do.
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23.11.22
#yes im a year down his ig#who do i kill for a clear shot of his tattoos#respectfully salivating as we speak#tinn boonpongthong#my dear gangster oppa#cast#tul#thai actors#tattoos#photos taken before the invention of shirts#blmpff
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can we talk again about how gorgeous and hot and stunning and scrumptious and perfect he was here cause
#I'm salivating as we speak#the..... I.......... the...#the unbuttoned shirt#he's too beautiful#I can't#aki.. come back#aaaaaakkkgoiiii#wqq ss#aki <3
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I said it before but it bears repeating that I’m gonna need fandom to be fucking normal for ONCE. If I fucking see a tennis ball au it will be on sight I WILL find a way to be the fandom bitch people seem to believe I am. Let that lady have ONE movie that you don’t somehow make it as a proxy to indulge in your tomdaya fantasies, masquerading it as PeterMJ.
ON SIGHT!!!!
#seek speaks#challengers#Tashi Duncan you deserve better than the shitty nonsense I’m sure people are salivating to create
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okay hi. this may seem long but ivebeen meaning to get myshjt out about my freaky cannibal men for SOOSO long. will possibly write to this blog again^_^.
i can imagine, once nubbins can some how (if even possible) get into the rhythm of having intercourse more often, he'd be really needy for you. it could be mid day and he'd think about skin touching skin and get so worked up just thinking about the feeling of him in you (or you in him) and eventually comes to you to beg to fuck you (or, again, you fucking him)
i feel like he wouldn't be very verbal during sex but his noises would speak enough for him, almost sounding like sobs from how good you feel and how so incredibly overwhelmed he is from the burning feeling in his stomach at this intercourse.
anyways nubbins should totally let me hit id make him feel like a nice boy wink wink nudge nudge (i pound him until he sheds tears)
#notsafe#confession#Nubbins Sawyer#The Hitchhiker#Texas Chainsaw Massacre#The Texas Chainsaw Massacre#tcm#tcm 1974#slashers#slasher fucker#Absolutely agree!!! 💯#I think he is just so in his own head. He could easily overthink and get himself into a tizzy and salivate over you#I also fully agree with the idea he is just noisy but doesn't actually SPEAK really during sex 🔇#I know him and Chop Top are very similar and people lump them together a lot but I do see them having differences - and that one is big#I see Chop Top as never being quiet and sort of talking and murmuring and saying a lot during but Nubbins just whines and groans and chokes#P.S. Feel free to submit as often as you'd like! 😄
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brownie update: swirling crunchy peanut butter through the batter is great. swirling it through only when it's already in the pan, so you get attractive golden marbling and a distinct top layer of crisp crunchy peanut butter brownie goodness, is even better.
(original recipe)
general notes:
— if adding peanut butter, you might need to heat it up a little in the microwave to thin it out enough first. the weight recommended for nuts in the recipe works fine.
— you can in fact substitute both eggs for one banana - I blended it rather than mashing it because I don't like lumps - and yes the result does taste like banana.
— you can also substitute butter for oil: use around 7.5 tablespoons. you might need to add a few tablespoons of water to make the mixture behave; butter does have water in it too. (I started doing this because I like shelf-stable ingredients and kept doing it because lactose intolerance. ideal.)
— personally I deliberately overbake these a touch because I've had too many "oh that's a volcano in the middle" Underbaking Events, and even aside from them, the middle pieces can be very soft.
— you can use a 9" round cake tin if you don't have an 8x8 square tin - it's almost exactly the same area and I've tested it - it's just a bit of a faff to cut up neatly. any tin smaller than the one recommended will lead to Underbaking Events no matter how much extra time you add.
— in british terms the oven temp is pretty much 160 C. don't use fan.
— I have never bothered with vanilla (I don't bake often enough and time is fake so it's a "blink and it's expired" situation) and it's fine
— the "pop it in the freezer for a bit so it cuts neatly" advice in the recipe is magic, actually
— these freeze fine! just keep the pieces separated if you want to defrost them individually.
#mirtazapine!me would be disappointed I don't bake much these days#but the fact that I've improved on one of their old bookmarked recipes is making me feel quite satisfied#also I might make an exception for these. you ever find a food that makes you salivate just embarrassingly easily. yeah.#anyway nobody asked for this but time is being extra fake right now and this is the best part of my days. so.#falderal speaks#food
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any fans turning against ange for this need their heads checking, gotta stick with him
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maybe i need to redownload genshin again because who the eff are these sexy people showing up to my front door oh wow…
#WHOS THE GUY WITH BLACK HAIR#ALSO THE GIRL WHO IS GIVING ARCANE CAITLYN SHES SO SEXYYYYYYY I WANT YOU.#and sure fine… the otter guy.. you all salivate over him#he needs to do more to impress me sorry#i’m loyal to liyue that’s my home don’t think i’m letting these people get me now#i’m not cheating on you taruni and kaeya we are forever intertwined#✧˖°. mina speaking!
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would have no qualms about sucking my faves balls after hes all sweaty from whatever activity. wouldn't even hesitate, in fact. that's how i know they're well marinated and rich with flavor.
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