#soup so tasty but i feel Poisoned... too hot for sweater... too cold for no sweater... | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

carnivalcarriondiscarded · 7 months

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when it's cold outside but you have hot soup inside so your outsides are cold but your insides are hot and it feels like you have a fever and are dying of the plague. +fire damage

#'soup is my favorite' i say as i simultaneously shiver and sweat #e < typed by dropped phone. it should stay #soup so tasty but i feel Poisoned... too hot for sweater... too cold for no sweater...#it may be because i accidentally heated my soup to boiling...#this all felt important to share. for some reason. ahaha so relatable am i rite fellas #absolutely unprompted #no i will Not change my soup consuming ways #soup is like. if food was a nice hot shower

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