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sadisticsmiles · 6 years

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Celebrity Love Adventure Episode 1 (Celebrity Darling Fanfic)

To an Unfamiliar City

It was a spring day in May and it was nearing the end of the week. In fact, it was Friday the Fourth in the year 2029. Yet, it wasn’t an ordinary world—it was in Neon; after all, the seasons worked differently for magicians. Spring was still in, but it would become summer on June First. That meant school was still in for students. They wore slate gray school uniforms with porpoise ties over short sleeve shirts.

“The weather outside is enjoyable,” a male instructor told his students in a college classroom. He had mint hair and periwinkle eyes; he wore a rainbow-colored suit with a matching tie and dress shoes. His complexion was one of stoicism, but he was, like all magicians, beautiful beyond compare. “On the other hand, note that it is different than the Other World, which we tend to commonly refer to as the Human World. Around this time of year, it heats ups for many countries. As you all know, the Human World is smaller than it once was before Enjotana Yanase forever changed it, so the current countries it has are quite limited.” He gracefully extended his right arm out to those he lectured. “Consider this a major reminder you all should always keep embedded within forever, although you do know from birth. April 13th, 2007 was not a day my fellow Third Generation Magicians and I could have prevented. It altered the fates of many, both magician and human.”

“And here we are,” a male student with dark vanilla hair and almond eyes remarked. He sat in the second row, a few seats near the edge of the left side from where the students were facing the professor. Though not as stoic as him, there was a softer kind of nonchalant look to the student’s demeanor. “We’re quite the unexpected generation to be born.”

“Yes, none of the previous generations of magicians had thought it to be possible,” the professor said. “Not a bad thing, Sheldon. Sometimes the things we don’t anticipate are a pleasant surprise. Additionally, we have the Fifth Generation of Magicians with us, but there are very, very few of them, those new children born to Neon.”

A female magician with iris hair reaching down past her thighs from where she sat, and she had maximum yellow eyes, was next to comment. She was seated in the middle of the second row. She was optimistic, but still had an air of being reserved since she was a student. “I don’t suppose everything would be pleasant, Professor. We still have issues with our schools having to close access once the magicians after our year graduate from high school.”

“Don’t worry too much,” the professor added. “Unlike the third-years in high school, you guys will still have time since you’re in college. You’ve got a year after this semester is over. Then, if your underclassmen from high school decide on going to college, they’ll still have two more years of education.”

The female student continued to smile. “You’re a good professor, Professor Takuji. No many how many students enroll in the upcoming semester, I hope they’ll have fun with the classes here, as well.”

Takuji stared in his aloofness. “Pffft, fun. As long as they listen to the lectures, they can have fun outside of the school. Don’t forget, we’ll still have class to the end of the month. May has barely begun.”

A female student sitting in the front row, one seat over from the right of where the iris-haired female magician sat, smiled contently. She had long Thai tea hair, which was beautifully like the actual drink with a rich, well-mixed orange color from using condensed milk. Her hair reached past her knees and she had a curved strand of hair to her right that reached down past her cute visage; the very curved strand was long enough to where it stopped a bit past her shoulder. Her bangs were beautiful and there was a thick one over her left eye, which she had such lovely cerulean eyes, and her front locks of hair went a few inches past the middle of her thighs. She had thigh-high white stockings and on her feet were the school’s matching porpoise shoes, which she had chosen athletic ones to wear.

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Later that afternoon, classes were over. The female student with the Thai tea-colored hair and Takuji were left in the classroom.

“Nanaka-kun,” Takuji addressed. “Another good day at school, I see.”

Nanaka smiled. “Indeed. Professor Takuji, you’re doing well this year.”

“Seeing Rui around puts Asuka and I at ease,” Takuji replied. “But her presence every day might be because raising Ran is something different than what previous generations of magicians have done.”

“Having parents who work in the field of education is tough growing up,” Nanaka said. “Rui’s putting in effort magicians deem to be unnecessary, but she’s doing what she can. We don’t have any lower-level schools of education before high school, but I’m glad Kazuma-san understands how Neon is.”

At that moment, Takuji’s mood spoiled. “Marry a female magician, live with the rules. Human men shall not ruin how magicians live. That bastard stole my daughter’s heart when she ended up in their world for a second time. Both times weren’t deliberate.”

“Yes,” Nanaka agreed.

“You should head out of the school,” Takuji informed the student in front of him. “Days are limited, after all.”

Nanaka nodded. “See you next week, Professor.”

“Well, who knows,” Takuji stated. “We’re magicians, but also family, so we may see each other anyway.”

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Nighttime had fallen. Someone was being chased and they were running for their life in The Forest of Mist. How could it be when Neon was a world where everything seemed to be a paradise? Ancient in age, but it was always an advanced world. Likewise, there was no need to fight anymore. The long, cursed past had been dealt with over twenty-one years and eight months ago. Apparently, the Magician World was not so much of a paradise.

There was not anyone in sight while the attacks were made at a female magician. Thrusts of storm did not damage the surroundings—grass, trees, nothing. The attacks were only going after their target. From the back of the magician being hunted down, the hair color was familiar to Thai tea. Long, Thai tea hair belonging to a female magician. She had a black, flowing cape on, which covered so much of her posterior region, with a large light silver “S” on it. There was a blade on the right side of the design which was diagonally through the letter, and it was coin gray, just without a hilt. From the front and sides of the female, there was no doubt she was the same college student who was in Takuji’s class. Despite her struggle to escape from her attacker, her beauty was out of reach. She wore a black strapless mini dress which had cool gray ruffles lining the top of her huge bust and the bottom of the dress, lacy cloud gray thigh-high stockings over the middle of her thighs, and jet black knee-length boots.

Nanaka was fast while she continued to run. She needed to escape, but the best was to keep running…

The attacks of a wrathful storm kept trying to get to her. However, several arrows had been fired at them. The arrows each had a cherry red arrowhead, a candy red shaft and nock, and a French raspberry feathered fletching.

“Nanaka!” a female voice called out.

Speeding towards Nanaka was a girl with carmine fanned hair [that extended down past her waist], her sidelocks reached her hips, and she had pumpkin eyes. She wore a red long jacket that reached down to her shoes with long sleeves over a black button-down shirt; though, unseen, the shirt had long sleeves as well. The girl also had on a pair of black pants, tawny slip-on socks, and midnight black sneakers. In her left hand was her currant recurve bow, which was taller than her; it had an electric crimson riser, and a rosewood bowstring. Furthermore, she was riding on a dark gray dragon. Swooping down, she was able to extend her right hand out and take Nanaka’s left arm by the latter’s wrist. She pulled Nanaka up onto the dragon and they swiftly made their way to the sky.

“Eri, thanks for finding me,” Nanaka said. While they flew with the dragon’s help, an unpleasant feeling was surging through her. “…I’m doing my best not to look down, though.”

“Well, it won’t be long for us to reach a stopping point,” Eri mentioned. “Sorry to spring this on you on a short notice, but there’s something I should let you know.”

Nanaka stared at her best friend. “I know. I was able to tell instantly.”

“It’s not something I should do as a member of the Juujouchi family,” Eri exhaled. “But seeing as you’re constantly having to risk yourself with danger, I spoke to Homura-san about taking you with me to the Human World. Even though your still have school to attend to this month, this was thought to be the best he could do for you.”

“Otou-sama approved, didn’t he?” Nanaka faintly smiled. “Everyone in the Palace.”

Eri continued. “This is a rare occasion because your role is the most important to the Suzushiro family. It’s against the rules, but it’s the best option for your safety.”

High in the clouds, the dragon stopped. Nanaka and Eri stood up. A large generic viridian portal opened in front of them. There were tiny sparkles of a registration black color within the swirling gateway to the Other World.

“…For a safe trip, a portal of the future is a gift from Homura-san, I would assume,” Eri said. “It saves me from using my own.”

Nanaka gazed at the portal. “This is as much as he can do once more. It’s not something he should’ve done, but this is a last resort.” She gave a nod. “Let’s go.”

They walked up to the portal and jumped into it. Inside the portal, Eri’s gemstone body showed her red color while her clothes were on, and Nanaka’s was a pacific blue. This actually made them appear as though they were just human-shaped gemstones with clothes on. Soon, they passed through and ended up in front of a house. It was a nice, ordinary home on the outside with an atomic tangerine triangular roof, but it was somewhat thin. The exterior of the house was also a baby powder color with a buttermilk-colored doorbell, a sea green door, a canary yellow doorknob, but of course, there were four windows with light blue curtains covering them. Outside where the nameplate of the residence was supposed to be, the family name was not present; in fact, there was no nameplate there.

“Welcome to Ikebukuro, Nanaka,” Eri introduced the Thai tea-haired girl to the city they had entered in the Human World. “It’s no surprise we came to this particular place, along with Japan. It’s also a much better start than other magic-infused areas since it’s the first.”

As Nanaka took in the view of the city and nighttime sky, she noted, “Takuji-san spoke about this is his Human World Studies class before. How fascinating.”

“Although I was intending to travel to the Human World by myself,” Eri said, “bringing company obviously wasn’t part of it. This house is also for me, but I can’t have you stay here, so we’ll have to do something else about the situation.”

A small smile appeared on Nanaka’s visage. “I know where to start.”

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rassasassalin · 6 years

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I like that we're starting out Smackdown talking about the Women's Rumble, but I am slightly worried, considering the last time we had a turning point for women's wrestling in the WWE, that the last "woman" to come in will be Santino Marella in drag again and 'Santina' will end up winning the whole thing. Like, listen, I understand what they did with Ellesworth, and as far as heelworking goes, it was brilliant, that was legit, real heat for Ellesworth and Carmella. But the timing was so fucking bad. And then before that, it was the women's hell in a cell and that was... well it wasn't Awful but it wasn't super great either.

I'm feeling slightly awkward about Daniel and Shane having it out right now. It feels like when the Folks are trying to not have an arguement because their kiddos are in the same room but they're also not going to let the subject that could start an argument drop because that would mean the other would win by default and they refuse. I know people think this'll be the start of a heel turn for Daniel, but honestly, this might be a heel Shane turn. I mean, we all know that modern WWE, every McMahon, no matter what they do, are at their core, a heel. Then again, they might be doing that really weird thing where everyone in the company- outside of like, Corey- treat the obvious Face as a Heel despite the fact that the fan's, the fan's friends and family, and like Sasquatches living in the wilds of Washington State know that the "heel" is actually totally in the right and are the true good guy in the scenario. DANIEL KNOW DON'T TELL HIM TO FIRE YOU HE'S A MCMAHON HE'LL FUCKING DO IT jesus wept ouch daniel that's painful crowd please stop with the who's you're daddy quote gulak wouldn't approve.

...Don't trust that. Shane's a McMahon, they don't let people get one over on them like that, this is going to end in tears.

Heeeeeey there Usos. Everyone's going shirtless now. The Twins, Baron... I'm alright with this. Dig the Usos, but tbh, I'm actually rooting for Chad and Sheldon.. uh... Chaldon? Gabejamin? Their names don't really go together easily but I'll forgive them for that. Fucking beautiful, I love these boys, Benjamin is the fucking best, I'm so exicted to see them doing well.

Oooh, a Dolph celebration. While Dolph's going through his partypooper no fun phase. Wow. So excited.

...Okay, that was a damn good package about the Lady's Rumble, yeah, I'm with you Charlotte, I legit have chills. I'm still worried, but I'm also Hopeful. Still half suspecting Charlotte to go "But congratulations the most to ME, Who made all of this Possible by being AMAZING and PERFECT in all ways haha I'm still a baddy at heart because I'm best heel" I mean, I know she won't because there are barely any Faces in the SD women's division, but still. Aw nice, using that numbers game AGAINST the Riot(t?) Squad. More people you have in your group, the more likely you are to get in someone else's way

NEW DAY I LOVE YOU. ..............OH MY GOD, IT'S RUSEV AND AIDEN!!! I HAD NO IDEA, THEIR DISGUISES ARE SO GOOD. Could they have a merch off? No, but seriously, two of the best merch sellers in the WWE. And could you imagine what it would do for their sales numbers, if people knew that actually buying shirts and cereal and stuffies and what have you. And if they're open and upfront about it, then it comes off as more charming than, you know, a heartless attempt at just getting more money. It's a win all around. ...but please let Rusev and Aiden come out to fight still dressed up and let them assure the crowd that it is in fact them underneath their costumes becauase that's like one of my favorite wrestling tropes when the crowd gets to act SUPER AMAZINGLY MINDBLOWINGLY SURPRISED when someone gets unmasked and such.

PLEASE, CROWDS, START SINGING ZIGGLER'S THEME ANYWAY. Although, now that I think about it, outside of I'm Here To Show The World, I... yeah, I don't know it either when I don't hear it. ...Is Dolph wearing a dress shirt with little pink flamingos all over it??????????? What is??? Dolph, how am I supposed to take your serious heel promo seriously when Flamingos???????????????????? Dolph please, please, help me help you I can't even pay attention to what you're saying I'm only hearing like every three words or so becauase fucking Flamingos. Do they symbolize something??? Are you trying to tell us something Dolph?????? How do you even buy a dress shirt with tiny pink flamingos printed on it? Where does one go to buy that??????? Yes I know you've got all these accolades I know dude, but F L A M I N G O S. Awwww, Simon. AND FLAMINGO PINK SHORTS. Oooooooh Shitttttt, Dolph, don't mention succesful MitB cash ins, that's a bad idea, and I don't think your flamingos will be a proper sheild against an angry Baron HOLY SHIT THEY SHOWED AJ LEE AGAIN ON LIVE TV!!!!!! FOR LIKE A SECOND BUT SHE WAS THERE. THE FUCKING FLAMINGOS I'M DYING, I"M SORRY BUT I JUST CAN"T GET OVER THEM "...You don't deserve this title"??? and then pull a Punk? Dolph, what are you doing, what are you going to do to that belt???? ...What? He's just going to- is this Dolph retiring? They won't even let him go out on a match????????? The Shit Is This??????? That can't be it. No, honestly, that'd be super fucked up, I'm not the biggest Dolph fan but I appreciate what he's done for the company and he should go out passing the torch to someone else, like Sami or Tye or someone, you know??? Fuck, I don't like that. I can't believe I'm saying this but I'd rather he'd have spit or stompped or something on on the belt. I feel very unsettled and confused and I don't like it.

And the WWE's gonna pull a Disney here. You know, putting on a goofy match after that bullshit isn't going to make me forget the trauma that you just put me through, you're just going to make me feel more emotionally confused.

John Cena is officially Santa now, mmkay.

Excuse me mister announcer, I think you mean Santa and Frosty. So goofy costumes is making me think about Breezango, who are nowhere to be seen, so I guess I'm just to assume that they've been officially murdered and are dead noooooooooo AIDEN WHAT IS THE BACK OF YOUR COSTUME WHY DOES IT HAVE A SEXY PEEPHOLE ALSO COREY WOW DUDE TOO SOON CAN WE NOT ABOUT MY MONGO I like how they did the rusev day chant to New Day Rocks that makes me happy. Pfffft. Rusev taking back his undies. Pfffffft. Seriously Rusev is so great, he deserves the world. Pfffffff pancakes of positivity. Actually, pancakes sound amazing, but I don't have any syrup in the house right now. I suppose I could make them pre-sweetened... Hmmm... So just so it's on the record, I love Xavier's boots. I love his little elf boots they're great, so good have always been the greatest. YES AIDEN, SHOW THEM WHAT DAY IT IS HELL YES KILL THAT TABLE! OH WAIT NO!!!!!!!! NOT THE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more of a coolwhip gal myself too. i know it's not real cream but like, you know, just kinda tastes better to me. I love how Dramatic Xavier is. And how Dramatic Aiden is. ...Jesus Xavier, don't- that was gross, let's not ever do THAT again please, oh god.

Still weirded out by the WWF commercials. I don't think I'll ever not be weirded out by the WWF commercials.

You know what I'm looking forward to??? The point in time where technology has advanced enough that we can get 360 degree cameras at wrestling avents so that I can choose where I want to look. I know it'll be even more death to Kayfabe, but like, I wanna see wrestlers dancing to other wrestler's themes. And also be sometimes it feels like a lot of the time the camera work isn't fucking great and at least if I miss important stuff it'll be because of my own inabilities and not because of someone else.

Awww, I was hoping AJ and Shinsuke were going to take out my darling Singh bros, whom I love, but would also kind of love watching them get beaten the fuck up. Sami you can't say you weren't doing anything with his hair when you bring up your hand and you still have Shin's hair on your fingers. Yes, Nakamura messed with Sami's chesthair but at least he didn't tweak a nipple or something, right? Right. Gotta look at the brightside guys. JESUS CHRIST POOR SAMI THAT HURT *ME* IS YOUR PELVIS OKAY, PLEASE DON'T PUKE THAT'LL SET ME OFF HOLY SHIT SERIOUSLY, we're three commercials in and I'm still not over it was that planned was that supposed to happen??? that must have knocked the air outta him if nothing else but christ I'm seriously in pain over here just thinking about it happening to me I can't even. Sami's back up, okay, but holy shit I wouldn't be I'd just roll under the ring and allow myself to die in peace. ...That was a nice move by Jinder messing with the ropes, dangit.

C'mon Ref, SEND... THEM... OUT!!! ...wait, no, despite my love of that trope, I love the Singh's too much, they're too good to send them away. Also why do they keep- The fuck was that with AJ and Randy??? The Phenomenal Forearm doesn't need any inair assitence??? That was kinda dumb guys. Guys, I love you, but that was goofy.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? DON'T CARE BECAUSE NOW IT'S FINALLY TIME FOR SOME DREW05LIVE!!! ...but also let me take a moment before that to appreciate how beautiful and graceful Shinsuke is, wow, I love him.

#wwe smackdown #tuesday night smackdown #sassin about rasslin

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