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crowleys-wahoo · 4 years

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quarantine routine

based off this fic surrounding crowley’s lockdown activities. just pondering what the two of you would be getting up to together uwu.

6:00 a.m.

Awoken by birds outside. Anthony seemed just as bothered but was attempting to chase his sleep. Decided to do the same.

6:30 a.m.

Anthony woke back up, now severely annoyed by the birds. Woke me up when he rolled over in a huff so I kicked him under the blankets. Unintelligible response from under the pillow. Back to sleep.

7:00 a.m.

Birds quieted down, but Anthony woke me again with all his squirming. Second kick under the blankets resulted in more unintelligible grumbling followed by him grabbing my waist and dragging me closer to be little spoon. No complaints there.

7:01 a.m.

Feel the need to specify the kicks aren’t hard. More like a gentle shove with my foot. Back to sleep.

7:30 a.m.

Upstairs neighbors having morning sex again. Woke us both. Anthony complained it’s far too early in the morning to be having morning sex. Asked him wasn’t that the whole point of doing it in the morning, he said he’d show me what he meant later. Intrigued but still sleepy.

8:00 a.m.

Upstairs neighbors finally finished their morning sex up, meaning we can hopefully return to sleeping instead of just dozing. Anthony complained about their form. I pointed out he hasn’t actually seen them doing it. He said the noises and how little time they spend on it spells out bad form. Fell back asleep before I could ask further questions. Eagerly awaiting that demonstration.

8:30 a.m.

Downstairs neighbors having a very loud argument directly beneath us. Woke Anthony up because he could sense the bad vibes. He seemed amused for all of thirty seconds before getting annoyed at his sleep being disturbed. Rolled over to face him and tried to go back to sleep. He seemed to appreciate the updated cuddling position.

9:00 a.m.

Upstairs neighbors returned for round two. Anthony’s griping woke me more than they did. I suggested we invest in ear plugs. He said that would be letting them win, then concluded the only way to get revenge was to be louder than them. I pointed out that that would bother the neighbors downstairs, too. He said that’s what they get for having marital issues. I asked if he meant right now. He said no, ten is optimal morning sex time. Went back to sleep.

9:30 a.m.

Got impatient and woke him back up with neck kisses. He put up a front of being annoyed but insisted I not stop. When I pointed out it wasn’t ten yet he said we’d just have to draw the foreplay out. Didn’t have an argument for that.

10:00 a.m.

Busy.

10:30 a.m.

Still busy.

11:00 a.m.

Still busy.

11:30 a.m.

Still busy.

12:00 p.m.

No longer busy, just in a very good mood. Got up to take a shower while Anthony went back to dozing. Upstairs neighbors have been mysteriously quiet.

12:30 p.m.

Anthony woke back up and joined me in the shower. Quickly became unproductive.

1:00 p.m.

Busy.

1:30 p.m.

Scrounged around for food in Anthony’s kitchen while he checked his Twitter. He read me some of the more amusing bits while I had my toast. Pretty sure I used the last of the bread yesterday, but he’d only deny if I asked.

2:00 p.m.

Discovered Anthony had never watched Titanic. Am currently forcing him to watch Titanic. Twenty minutes in. He’s not impressed with the period costuming.

2:30 p.m.

I can tell Anthony is getting invested in the relationship but he’s refusing to act like it. Still sitting with his arms crossed like he doesn’t want to be here.

3:00 p.m.

Painting scene came and went. Anthony declared the romantic plot horribly unrealistic. Asked him if he’d like me to turn the movie off and he said no.

3:30 p.m.

Anthony seemed to have forgotten what happened to the Titanic because he became very distraught when the iceberg showed up. The movie now has his full attention.

4:00 p.m.

Went to look for more food and wound up eating more toast. Need to ask Anthony about his grocery situation.

4:30 p.m.

Anthony is crying over Titanic and trying to make sure I don’t see.

5:00 p.m.

Anthony sat in brooding silence after the movie ended for a while. Waited a bit to ask him if he liked it. He said the sinking wasn’t historically accurate and seemed affronted when I told him I cared more about the cinematic aspects. Then I told him he was out of bread.

5:30 p.m.

Anthony enticed me into taking a nap with him. Promised to order me food when we woke up.

6:00 p.m.

Quick nap followed by a quick instance of… other activities. Opted to stay laying on the couch while Anthony took care of the food. He came back to join me when he was done. Received many kisses.

6:30 p.m.

Kissing was interrupted by the delivery of food. Opted to continue laying on the couch, so Anthony eventually brought the food to me. Made sure to convey how very thankful I was for such a sweet gesture. He put up a bit of a fuss over my word choice but didn’t argue.

7:00 p.m.

Anthony showed me an episode of a game show he had a hand in creating in the 90’s. Not sure how he got his hands on the footage because I looked it up and it’s not on any streaming platforms. Concept was very convoluted. I told him this. He seemed to take it as a compliment.

7:30 p.m.

Did the dishes to give myself something to do. Anthony loudly complained of being bored from the couch. Told him to watch a vine compilation. He didn’t know what that was. Now I’ve gotten him started.

8:00 p.m.

Anthony was still watching vines on the couch. Seemed very amused by them. Reenacted the snake charmer vine for him and he seemed well pleased about it. Asked me to come lay with him on the couch.

8:30 p.m.

Anthony got snappy with his plants while watering them before bed. Didn’t hear the specifics because I was brushing my teeth but got the gist. Something about roots showing.

9:00 p.m.

Anthony pointed out he hadn’t had a drink today. Wondered if he should go make himself one. Asked him to stay in bed and keep me company instead. He seemed to like the idea.

9:30 p.m.

Busy.

10:00 p.m.

Still busy

10:30 p.m.

Still busy.

11:00 p.m.

Downstairs neighbors apparently got fed up with the noise. Anthony said they’re just bitter because they’re having a spat. Agreed and convinced him to proceed quietly.

11:30 p.m.

Busy.

12:00 a.m.

Proceeding quietly didn’t end up working very well. Complaint came from upstairs neighbors this time. Anthony seemed put out by calling it a night but took to the idea when I told him I was tired.

12:30 a.m.

Cleaned up and got back into bed. Anthony wanted to be big spoon again. Conceded without protest. Time for bed.

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