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How about some general headcanons about what it's like to be in a relationship with Boss, Coffee, Wine, and Rus?

damn went straight for some of my faves

Boss

Is very picky about how the tips of his fingers look, and definitely files them bc they grow like nails.

Actually really critical of his cooking, if he serves someone anything he will stare them down until they say something about the dish.

When he came to the surface he actually stayed away from jobs with anything remotely violent to avoid being stereotyped, but ended up falling in love with his job at an animal shelter.

Doomfanger lives an insanely lavish life. Boss knows shes basically a little old lady by cat standards, but will talk to her like a baby and hand make her food; and i mean that gourmet raw meat kind of food.

Gets along surprisingly well with children. He talks to them like they’re adults and gets surprised when whatever child is in his presence decides they’re besties now.

Coffee

Somehow doesn’t like cafés on the surface, especially popular ones. He cant stand so many strangers in a small place, it stresses him out and he’d rather enjoy his coffee at home.

Is insanely sneaky; he doesn’t like to but is a very good liar and actor. Could literally live a double life and no one would find out.

Coffee learns languages in his free time. Its incredibly easy to him and will use that skill at the most random times.

His skill with language actually landed him a job at as a professional translator and he takes advantage of that to travel for work.

He doesn’t like to talk a lot because of his braces, it’s a bit of an insecurity.

Wine

Is, you guessed it, a wine snob. This man would go to an expensive ass winery just to scoff at everything there. It’s not even because he doesn’t like it, he just likes to be snooty in high end places.

Likes it when people do his makeup. The attention is nice and he usually likes how he looks afterwards. Dramatic eyeliner is his favorite.

Will ignore the weirdest shit, like absurd shit on a New York subway weird shit. When he first came up to the surface he took public transit and would just unplug his mind until it was his stop.

Really lax when it comes to parties, hes generally unfazed by anything that wont kill him, so people getting shit faced and wild at a party hes at doesn’t bother him, unless its his place.

First got a job as a taxi driver when he moved to the surface, then found out he had terrible road rage. He now goes to law school just to do something he likes.

Rus

One gold tooth he has isn’t real, its just a cap he put on his other canine so it looks better in his eyes.

Is musically inclined and picks up random instruments to learn. He will learn then and never touch it again.

Learned how to sew when he was younger to keep the clothes he really liked, now he rarely does it.

He’s repulsed by human cigarettes, they smell like death to him and are much different then the kind he’s used to.

Ended up using his musical skill to land a job as a piano player at some random restaurant, his employment hangs on a thread because he doesn’t take song requests.

#uf papyrus #sf papyrus #swapfell gold sans #swapfell gold papyrus #underfell #swapfell #swapfell gold #undertale headcanons

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