Also I know it’s basically beating a dead horse by now, but can we talk about how much Sofia Coppola had to be bad at acting to act opposite Andy Garcia in The Godfather III and NOT be taken in by Andy Garcia’s Vincent Corleone? 

Because I firmly stand by the fact that Andy Garcia and the cinematography is the only thing that stands up to the original, despite the convoluted as hell plot, the weird inc*st storyline, and the fact that in the books Vincent Corleone shouldn’t even exist, because Vincent’s mother literally had one third of the original book dedicated to her gynaecological issues-

Nevertheless, Andy Garcia is turning on the CHARM in every scene opposite Sofia Coppola, and would make me die even if I was ATTEMPTING to act. Instead, he had to act opposite a wooden plank. In this essay, I will-

Eleven Students Given Citizen Honors

The East Pasco Chamber Foundation in partnership with the Greater ZephyrhillsChamber of Commerce recognized eleven students from local Zephyrhills schools. Eleven Students Given Citizen Honors by East Pasco Chamber Foundation The students were honored as the Greater Zephyrhills Student Citizen of the Month for Month. The ceremony took place at Chick-fil-A in Zephyrhills on September 20 th at 8:00 am. Students are chosen by the teachers and administration of their individual schools for exemplary effort,achievement and contribution to their school, family, and community. The students receiving honors were: - Allaster Spivey (9 th grade, Academy of Spectrum Diversity) - Austin Dick (4 th grade, Children’s Educational Services Elementary Campus ) - Mikayla Washington (6 th grade, Children’s Educational Services Secondary Campus) - Jackie Herrera (5 th grade, Chester W. Taylor Elementary School) - Layla Decara (7 th grade, East Pasco Adventist Academy) - Karissa Barrington (6 th grade, Heritage Academy) - De’Najah Jackson (6 th grade, Raymond B. Stewart Middle School) - Josiah Gomez (Pre-K, West Zephyrhills Elementary School) - Audney LaPoint (5 th grade, Woodland Elementary) - Cameron Sanford (7 th grade, Zephyrhills Christian Academy) - Yaxiel Nieves (12 th grade, Zephyrhills High School) Co-Founder and Executive Director of the Academy of Spectrum Diversity, Chris Dester, had this to say on behalf of the one the parents of this month’s student Citizen Allaster: “When Allaster came to the Academy 4 years ago he was struggling in so many areas, he couldn't read, write, or understand math. This was so upsetting for him, not understanding what he needed to do each day as well as a heartbreak for his family not being able to help the way he needed. Fast forwarded to today, not only is he reading, writing, and solving math problems he is getting an award for being such an AMAZING student.” Sponsors and supporters of this year’s program are as follows: - AdventHealth Zephyrhills, the City of Zephyrhills - Chick-fil-A of Zephyrhills - IR Staffing - San Antonio Citizens Federal Credit Union - Spotlight sponsor of month Suncoast Credit Union - The event is supported by U.S. Congresswoman, Laurel Lee - Senator Danny Burgess, District 23 - Florida House of Representatives Randy Maggard, District 38 - Pasco County Clerk of Court, Nikki Alvarez - Zephyrhills Mayor, Melonie Monson - Pasco County Sheriff, Chris Nocco - Bahr’s Propane Gas & AC - BGE, Inc - Culver’s - East Pasco YMCA - Faithful Friends Pet Cremation - Jarrett Ford of Dade City - Kona Ice - Pasco-Hernando State College - Pin Chasers Zephyrhills - Pioneer Florida Museum & Village - Sonny’s Bar-B-Q - SouthState Bank - The Zephyrhills/Wesley Chapel - Ministerial Association - Trax Credit Union - VITIS Realty. If you are an area business and would like to support this impactful program, please contact Vicki Wiggins at the Zephyrhills Chamber of Commerce at 813-782-1913. The Greater Zephyrhills Chamber of Commerce advances economic growth and prosperity for thecommunity. The Chamber of Commerce is incorporated in the State of Florida as a 501(c)6 nonprofitorganization. Membership is comprised of businesses, government agencies, public-private corporations,nonprofit organizations, and individuals with a shared interest in preserving and enhancing the quality oflife in Zephyrhills. The Chamber seeks to promote a vibrant and active business climate supportingeconomic growth through leadership and active involvement by the membership. The East Pasco Chamber Foundation is incorporated in the State of Florida as a 501(c)3 nonprofitorganization. The East Pasco Chamber Foundation is dedicated to advancing the quality of life in EastPasco through education, leadership, economic development, and community enhancement. Read the full article

CAP🧟‍♂️ Thoughts:

This bitch went into the woods by herself, knowing legends of the monster. Did she not watch ANY scary movies? GOING INTO THE WOODS IN THE DARK NEVER FARES WELL FOR THE PERSON WHO DOES IT.

Karl screaming “LUKASSSS!!” at the top of his stressed out lungs gets me every damn time.

Omg Ned is such a lil crybaby. I can’t. All of a sudden he whines that Nancy is off solving mysteries? Like I get feeling left out and stuff but rule #1 in a relationship is to not make your significant other your whole life. It’s unhealthy. NED NEEDS THERAPY.

Karl talking loudly about how there aren’t any monster sightings reminds me of fucking Trump and how he probably does the same thing, paranoid that his office is bugged. “THERE IS NO COLLUSION GOING ON WITH RUSSIA HERE NO NO SIREE FAKE NEWS! COVFEFE!!”

And hereeee comes raid...fuck me.

I don’t like to toot my own horn but goddamn I am kick Karl’s Bürgerbutt at raid. Don’t let your tears stain your lederhosens.

Again, don’t know who posted it on tumblr but thank u very much for the raid money glitch. I love u lots

I know some people find Lukas annoying, but I think he’s adorable and hilarious, and you can tell he’s so lonely.

Ned talking about adding some mystery to his life: “I might just not return my library books...ever.” Holy shit, take. me. now. *swoons*

I love how Karl just dips the fuck out, leaving the fire going. “Fuck this. I’m out. I don’t get paid enough for this. Fuck my lederhosens. Fuck these people. Let Finster go up in a blaze *runs to save his precious board game*

And this is when the beautiful relationship between Nancy and Bucket first started. Literal sparks ♥️

Renate is Hotchkiss’s gf/wife and she gave Renate the chicken scented markers as a gift to always remember her while they’re apart. That’s a headcannon somewhere, right?? If not, it should be.

*Nancy finding the costume laid out for her in her room*: So the monster is into role playing...kinky.

Frank sounds apprehensive when he says it’s good to see Nancy and Ned back together...my Francy heart hurts. He just wants Nancy to be happy. He isn’t selfish about how much he rather be with Nancy at all.

Inappropriate and tactless questions Nancy asks Renate: “Do you have a home? Do you have a family? Why do you such a bad reputation?” Nancy, Honey, y r u like this¿?

Lukas was all like “I can’t tell you where the security booth is. It’s top secret. No one can get in there.” But he’s standing literally right there as I play the glockenspiel and enter the security booth and...doesn’t say anything? So much for trying to keep people out, kiddo.

Markus is a bastard and couldn’t give a shit less about anything but money. And he said he’d be back to the castle in four hours...what’s he doing? Arriving via the back of a turtle?

Also, can’t believe Anja ever dated him. He def treated her like shit and she deserved so so so much better than him.

I love how Karl claims he’s so busy getting ready for the festival and dealing with das monster, but little does he know that I spy with my little eye him playing with fucking dolls on his office desk for HOURS. *screenshots and sends it to Markus* “This is who u have in charge? Not surprised because ur pretty incompetent urself, u ignoramous.”

Sonny Joon’s objective on resume: “To get any job in a really cool castle with a monster legend.” WHEN SONNY WAS STILL SUCH A GREAT MYSTERIOUS CHARACTER.

Sonny has had more jobs than Kirk from Gilmore Girls.

Nancy literally asks Castle Casting about their wizard discount. I fucking cannot.

Frank: “That castle has too many monsters.” *Nancy takes a big hit of weed and exhales dramatically* “That’s pretty fucking deep, bro.”

It’s taken me about a week and a half to finish this game because of work and whatnot but I just need to say I h8 myself. I spent TWO hours looking for the map Renate has of the monster sightings so I could trigger getting the photo only to realize I’ve had it all along in my inventory. *lays body down underneath the gate of Castle Finster and awaits for metal spikes to impale me*

SMILE FOR UR CLOSE UP, you handsome, scabby looking thumb you! *snaps picture*

If this game was made in 2019, Nancy would have gotten herself in the photo with the monster and put it on her snap story “He IS real everyone LOL #livinlife #sasquatchwho #dasmonster.”

Anja the scorned woman. What a cliché and forces the stereotype that all woman are “psycho”. Most of us just cry, get drunk, and bitch about u to our friends if u cheat on us or do us dirty. That’s the REAL tea.

Did Markus’s promise to Nancy for a special surprise for solving the mystery ever come thru? Nope. No it didn’t. Because he’s a huge dick.

Okay, the outtakes after the credits of this game are fucking hilarious.

I’m fucking PUMPED to play Alibi in Ashes next.

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Captain we got a leak

Well pucker up boys and girls this is gonna be a deep one, if you’re not interested and purely here for the movie reviews don’t worry I have one written out I’ll post soon, now onto a little update. So I moved back from uni, cool, I got most of my tattoo sleeve finished so I couldn’t bend my arm for a few days and am now peeling like a snake, wowzers, and I broke my fucking laptop in transit while my desktop is in storage so while comic con was on I couldn’t fucking post, what a bastard. So while Dota downloads on my sluggish as old yella level wifi I thought I’d post about a topic that is easy enough to talk about anonymously on the internet, well like one person might know me but it’s been like five years so who fucking cares. and that is how I go about handling my emotions and what appears to be the medias perception of it.

Now I am being bombarded with headspace ads telling me I need to take time out my day to stop thinking about everything as I’m laid spread on my bed just in my shorts barely focusing on the next video in my ever expanding playlist of horror movie breakdowns, maybe summing up the effort to grunt as I press the skip ad button. It could be dead meat, foundflix or spookyrice they’re all fair game for headspace. But the ad made me do a bit of research into how types of people try to handle emotions, and when it wasn’t articles telling me how, it was them telling me why, of course upbringing plays a roll. Growing up is when you learn to process your emotions and being in a home unsuitable for that leads to problems, ones I’ve personally experienced, little bit about me, my father is an alcoholic I haven’t seen in years my mother has had lifelong depression and anxiety and childhood problems and my twin sister is autistic, me I’m just cynical. But that had a profound effect on me, I struggle to open up to people to this day and I can’t cry in front of people, like not I won’t I can’t, I kind of shut down and become callous and rational with a dark sense of humour. And that had me wondering why this happens.

Now childhood aside I’m sure many people, possibly many of you have been or are in my situation, so I went big brain mode, frankly because I wanted to feel the touch of a keyboard again and found the obvious media influences. I mean a lifetime of being told to ‘man up’ isn’t going to do me any favours, the most in touch with my feminine side I am is when I hug my girlfriend. But look at media, when does it ever show men crying, deaths and births and losing or winning championships in football or whatever, so you’re either dealing with loss of a loved one or something you’ve worked your entire life for, or the achievement of a lifetime or birth of your offspring. And what do they do when they cry at losing or winning their lifes work, the thing that drives them, that motivates them and why they wake up, the media insults them for it, calls them crybabies and weak and that it’s heartbreaking and all that other shit. So you achieved your dream, you succeded at something people told you you would fail at, and you’re not allowed to be overjoyed? No wonder so many kids are all kinds of fucked nowadays, not even allowed to take pride in their achievements.

Now lets look at women and girls too, it’s only fair. Now socially we have moved on a tiny little bit from females being the percieved emotional anchor of the household, I mean after all my mother seemed to cut the chain to my household at childbirth. But perceptions are still similar to what they were years ago, I mean take the womens world cup recently, it was phenomanal, America winning pissed me off but that’s because I’m english and they took us out. It felt like the big event it should’ve been, and personally I want women’s premier league in fifa as soon as possible. So the main focus of that final, it wasn’t america winning and Netherlands losing, it wasn’t the expansion to 32 teams next world cup, no it was Megan Rapinoe and her response to Trump saying she won’t go to the White House, now I don’t blame her being he is a huge dick and I respect someone for standing up to their values, but the sheer focus on this response, it being emotional, and what it was called by some as ludicrous and insulting to America and such because it wasn’t what was expected. No what was expected was tears everywhere when the American team won, just crying all over, and tears when they got back and tears when they meet president tosspot. There was genuine questions on commentary when it showed Rapinoe and Jill Ellis hugging but not crying, in fact they said “and the tears are flowing... not with these 2 but they will be soon.” assuming that Ellis, who had already won one fucking world cup had any doubt she could do it again, or possibly one of the most successful women’s football players of all time doubting her abilities. So in this occassion it was flipped, they were berated for not getting teary eyed, some newspapers (thanks Sun) calling them egomaniacs and arrogant for having faith in abilities that have won them it 3 times before. So while men can’t cry because they’ll be called weak if women do then that’s fine but when they don’t is the problem, that makes them big headed and arrogant, y’know not incredibly successful and talented. 

It doesn’t matter what gender you are, the influence that has on people, especially kids who take everything in is massive, You shouldn’t need to hold back anything when you achieve something, cry, smile do whatever you’re feeling, achieving something is achieving something, it ignores gender and sexuality and all that stuff, it doesn’t care about that stuff, the american women’s team won because they were that good, Liverpool won the champions league because they were that good, Rocky beat Appolo Creed, Million Dollar baby was sad but she won, Nyla rose is making waves for transgender wrestlers in AEW as is Sonny Kiss for homosexuals, I mean he’s fun to as hell to watch. The way emotions are handled are dictated by upbringing and that’s how it’ll always be, and ‘man up’ and ‘big girls don’t cry’ is still out there, it had a huge effect on me personally as I’m sure it did on many other people but thankfully it’s slowly dying down, I’m not saying it’s okay for people to randomly burst out crying in the streets, please be considerate to others and let’s not take it too far, but maybe like headspace, take a few minutes each night, maybe lay down, blast some low-fi chill revision mix and take some time to unpack what’s bothering you, figure out a rational way to work around it, being an emotional person isn’t an excuse for irrational actions that cause yourself and others harm, act like an adult and adress the problems in yourself then resolve them in real life. Because you’ll get nowhere fast if you leave problems you can solve unnatended, it’s like lighting a firework and expecting it to not go off, just because people can be arseholes doesn’t mean you should be, being a good person feels good, it’s emotianally rewarding even if you don’t recieve thanks, just remember there’s being nice then there’s just a litte too far then there’s slow down buddy. And hell adressing that problem can be your first achievment and you should be proud.

Anyway guys I went a little, or a lot off topic there but I hope this helped a bit, it’s nice having the tactile keys of a keyboard back and aleviating some boredom while proving that yes I am fact still alive, anyways I’ll post that review in a couple of days so see you guys soon.