okay but imagine, fucking imagine for a moment that you are a youth pastor, and you're trying really hard not be weird about it either in the ‘you know what’s poggers? Jesus’ way or the ‘has to make everything a secret bible lesson way’ but you still believe in god and it’s important to you as a person, so you still do youth preaching and charity and stuff but also you get high and party on the weekends with your bros.
And then one day you and your buddies hear some weird stuff is happening out in the boonies so you decide to drive out and investigate, figuring you'll either end up in a horror movie or find a killer rave. And you get their (maybe already a little buzzed) and it seems like it's leaning to option 1. zombies are terrorizing the countryside, people are crying out for help, and you figure you've got nothing to loose and isn’t it kinda your christian duty to help out anyways? heck maybe the zombies are allergic to crosses like vampires? who knows.
So you and your friends dive head first into trying to kill zombies and save who you can. But then one of your buddies breaks horror movie protocol 101 and wanders off for a bit and your pretty sure he’s been eaten, but then he comes back he's not a zombie but he’s got JESUS CHRIST SON OF GOD following him and you are still a little buzzed but not THAT buzzed and oh my god that’s JESUS. you are knee deep in zombie guts, and their are innocent towns folk crying out for help, and nothing in your Youth Pastor Training Course prepared you for any of this, but that’s JESUS CHRIST shyly introducing himself, and you didn’t start the day expecting to be a new apostle but that sure SEEMS TO BE WHERE IT’S HEADED NOW, and also your friends are delighting in your crisis of faith and also Jesus just pulled out a sword and set about hacking up zombies.
Anyways Pandero is a delightful character.
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"Grilled and ready to go! This meat is so yummy it's gonna make your taste buds dance!" 🍖🔥
Thank you @/GnarlyArchfiend for c/mmissioning this piece of Solm's very own Princess Timerra & her retainers!!
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Solm - Timerra and Fogato
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Homework? What's that? *splatoonifies more fe characters*
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FE Engage x Splatoon 3
I did this for a contest:)
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big fan of the party priest
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