I kinda just had to color that siren hatchling sketch from earlier today

Ok slightly different ask, what monster would the boys fall for if reader was the monster? (Because I also want to be sexy, powerful and possibly dangerous)

BRO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING ME???? I'M LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A TOVAR AND FAE/FAIRY FIC RIGHT NOW!!!! I may or may not release that on the same day I release the Werewolf Tovar fic...I'm after each and every single one of you. Taking yall down with me.

Ok so. Deep breathes I can do this.

Marcus Pike would go for a Siren/Mermaid. I know it's the same as what he would be but I don't know man I just see him being enchanted by their voice and then he sees how unlike mythology they are and they can be dangerous but you're different and he wants to give you a chance and he doesn't regret it because you are much more than he thought he deserves and you're all his and this is what love is supposed to be.

Oberyn Martell would go for a succubus/incubus. Nough said. He'd have all the sex in the world with either or both and it would be fucking wild.

Pero Tovar would go for sure fuck and fall in love with a Fae. They are dangerous but beautiful. Strong but passionate and submissive if they wanted. He would be so enraptured and the thought of knowing that the Fae could kill him in a heartbeat makes him so.fucking.hard and he just wants to see those pretty wings shimmer underneath his touch as he makes it feel good.

Mandalorian would, and this is just a hunch, go for the Hybrid Vampire/Werewolf and I only say this because you could be blindfolded and your other senses would be so heightened that he can actually keep you blindfolded around the ship and would know that you wouldn't be hurt. Also, your hunting skills would be through the fucking roof because of said heightened senses and you'd do a great fucking job protecting Grogu so he's actually already kind of in love with you but he keeps it to himself because he doesn't want you to think that he's trying to control you but eventually, he does tell you and you tell him that it's good he finally said it because you kind of already chose him as your mate and it would have been awkward if the feelings weren't mutual.

Jack 'Whiskey' Daniels would probably go for a Centaur. He's a cowboy for fuck's sake. (I'm so sorry but I am laughing so fucking hard over this because he'd take yeehaw to a whole other level you know...truth is, I don't know who Jack would go for hence me making this joke...any thoughts anyone?) Or maybe he'd go for the Satyr because you're different and you're actually very very shy and he wants to show you how much he loves you and he wants you to be more assertive and it would take a long time but he'd get there. Also, sex is fun with you because different anatomy and he loves a challenge.

Javier Pena would want to corrupt an Angel. It would be a game at first but then he sees how kind and sweet and perfect they are and he'd honest to God fall for them. Also, he'll never say this out loud, but when the wings flutter around him as he fucks into them, god. It's divine.

Frankie 'Catfish' Morales would love to be on the good side of a Shapeshifter but then it quickly turns into more because they kind of know when to turn into what animal to comfort him (PTSD) and he realizes that his emotions run deep deep and I just picture him snuggling with a cat or something you know.

Comandante Veracruz would for sure, 100%, go for the Demon. They're as shameless and uncaring about others as he is and it's perfection itself because he doesn't need to hide anymore or pretend to care when he really doesn't give a shit.

Marcus Moreno would be drawn to a Dragon because besides the strength, the danger, the beauty, and the marvelous personality, his daughter loves everything dragons and you have been so patient with her and showed her what you like to hoard because very dragon hoards things and seeing you interacting with his kid seals the deal. Sex is great btw because your skin shimmers like scales whenever he makes you cum and he doesn't get tired of it.

Ezra would go for the Nymph I think. They're fascinating peaceful creatures that can be really helpful when they're asked nicely and he'd get to fall in love with nature along with this nymph and I mean...forest sex. Come on. Please.

Maxwell Lord would go for the Djinn. They'd grant him all his heart's desires and he'd be wrapped around their finger because he can get anything and everything he wants and all the Djinn wants is to get fucked real good by him.

Dave York would fall head over heels in love with a Vampire...if he does that sort of thing. Because let's face it, they're as dark and strong as him and he doesn't have to tone down his more aggressive tastes with a Vampire. I know not many find this interesting but when it comes to Vampire fanfiction, there's something about swapping blood that screams intimacy and lust.

Max Phillips would be so fascinated by Werewolves. His kind and their kind are not meant to mix you know and it's taboo and no one ever crossed that line but you're so fucking gorgeous and strong and always thirsty for more and he knows for a fact that no one would ever compare.

Again, yall, let me hear your opinions on these??? Because your comments always tend to full-on oneshots so hey...bother me with your thots.

Hi guys! So I was tagged by @cursebreakerfarrier​ to make a post about my kiddos’ Patronuses with graphics/art/aesthetics/etc. and a brief explanation, so...here we go! Here’s Carewyn and Jacob Cromwell (HPHM); Erik Apollo and Anastasia Read (HPMA); and Jackson Knightly and Robert Harker/Bat Varney (HPHL)! (I would’ve included Carewyn and Jacob’s mother Lane Cromwell and my other HPHL kid Ru Ollivander too, but due to her lack of talent in Charms, Lane is unable to conjure a corporeal Patronus, and Ru, being a kelpie in disguise as a wizard, doesn’t have enough magical ability to make a Patronus.)

I’ll pass this along to @drinkyoursoupbitch​, @that-ravenpuff-witch​, @dat-silvers-girl​, @weasley-adoptee​, @lunasilvermorny​, @immagrosscandy​, @ariparri-hphm​, @kyril-hphm​, @lifeofkaze​, @smarti-at-smogwarts​, @tworoadsdivergedinyellowwood​, @brothergrimm71​, @hogwartsmystory​, and anyone else who likes this idea and wants to steal it! ❤️💛💙💚

Winged horses are symbolic of clarity of thought, achievement, divine inspiration, and freedom. Carey-Bear’s ambition is to be the best person she can be by helping others and to live her own life on her own terms, and she can be a very cool and calculating person who doesn’t like to lash out recklessly. Real-world white horses are also associated with heroism, which couldn’t be better suited to a paragon Slytherin like Carewyn. Interestingly enough, winged horses were also her favorite magical creature growing up! Carewyn shares her Patronus with her future romantic partner, Orion Amari.

Hippogriffs are incredibly proud and distrustful creatures that can lash out violently if insulted and only show respect and loyalty to those who prove themselves worthy -- and for all of Jacob’s genius intellect and Ravenclaw-worthy eccentricities, he certainly is as proud, vengeful, and loyal as his Patronus animal. Because hippogriffs are a fusion of land horses and griffins, they’re symbolic of true love and the impossible coming true, two ideas which Jacob values greatly. Whenever Jacob and Carewyn both cast their Patronuses, they’ll fly in circles around each other.

Cats in general are associated with independence, curiosity, and patience. Siberian cats in particular are the national cat of Russia and are generally seen as very athletic and agile cats which are natural jumpers thanks to their slightly longer back legs. It’s believed that Siberians as a breed are centuries old, originating all the way back in the year 1000 AD, so one could also associate them with history and heritage. When Erik was a child, his mother Sadie owned a grumpy old Siberian cat named Tabitha who, despite hating just about everyone, sort of “adopted” baby Erik and would frequently sit on his baby blanket to watch him. When Erik got older, he was therefore incredibly comfortable around cats and honestly is a “cat person” in both senses, as an owner and in temperament. Like the Siberian, Erik is a very independent and active sort, and he is always very conscious of where he’s been as well as where he’s going.

Seals are symbolic of dreaming, creativity, and one’s inner voice and feelings. Because of how intelligent they are, it’s common for different mythologies to associate them with humans, whether by depicting mermaid-like creatures with seal tails or by telling tales about “seal people” (otherwise known as selkies), who take human form upon shedding their seal skin. Being a quiet and introspective, but incredibly imaginative and idealistic Gryffindor, Ana suits all of this to a tee.

Swans are symbolic of love, grace, and transformation. Black swans aren’t an exception to this rule, but there is some additional nuance to them, since back in the olden days, black swans were thought to be something of an impossibility. The phrase “a black swan” was rather akin to the expression “when pigs fly,” until Europeans found real-life black swans in Australia, at which time the idea of a “black swan” evolved into an unexpected, miraculous event. In contrast to their supposedly more innocent white counterparts, black swans are also associated with maturity and -- thanks in part to the character Odile from the famous ballet Swan Lake -- deception. Although Jackson on the outside is a very outgoing, sociable, witty, and mischievous young man, at his heart, he is a deeply sensitive person with a passionate desire to rise above the lowly station he started in and be surrounded by people who sincerely love him for who he is. Even the deception aspect isn’t entirely off-base, as Jackson as an adult becomes a politician and later Minister of Magic.

Dogs in general are associated with protection, loyalty, and devotion. Irish Wolfhounds in particular are closely associated with the mythical Celtic hounds, which were envoys of the “Otherworld,” and were once the guard and hunting dogs of kings and generals. In the days when the vampire called Bat Varney was the human wizard Robert Harker, his Patronus took on this form, which is also Bat’s Animagus form! It’s not incredibly common for one’s Patronus to be the same as their Animagus form, but it can sometimes happen -- one famous example in the original Potter books is Minerva McGonagall, whose Patronus also resembles her tabby cat Animagus form. Today Irish Wolfhounds, despite their large size, are generally considered to be “gentle when stroked, fierce when provoked” -- which, honestly, is Bat in a nutshell. He may be an intellectual Ravenclaw with a talent for and love of problem-solving, but he’s also fearless in the face of new experiences and danger alike and, when he’s among those few who have earned a place in his heart, he proves himself to be a fiercely loyal friend. Ironically enough, Pottermore also gave me this exact same Patronus!