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offbrandhand · 4 months

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I got Oscar a giant bean bag for Christmas and he will not move. Like talk about immovable force this dog will not fucking get up

This 200 lbs beefcake of a dog will not get up no matter what I say or do. I laid on top of him and he just squished down deeper. I bribed with treats and a walk and he melted away further.

He is lost to the bean bag. He will remain there until he rots into the woven fabric of time itself. This dog won’t even lift his head to look at me. Bitch barely moves his fucking eyes. He hasn’t moved once in the past 3 hours he’s been laying in it. Not once.

#I can’t believe I almost spend $150 on a normal fucking dog bed #best $50 I ever spent thank you Facebook #Anatolian shepherd #giant dog #mfer is spoiled rotten #bro’s ancestors slept outside in the snow to protect the flock and look at him #sleeping in a god damn bean bag and whimpering whenever we insinuate he might have to move

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