It is officially Christmas time therefore it is my sworn duty to tell you that Esme Cullen is a STAUNCH DEFENDER of Dean Martin's Baby, It's Cold Outside
This is the time of year where the Cullen house gets to listen to the tuneful voice of their matriarch grumbling, "Say whats in this drink?' was a SAYING! A CULTURAL JOKE! PRETENDING TO REFUSE A DESIREABLE PARTNER WAS A 50S MEME!"
To which the house responds, "we know, we were there!"
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