#ship: elith x astarion
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✨disaster ship✨
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the "if you can't read my handwriting" version under the cut :3
Compatibility: 99.9%
How compatible they think they are:
Elith- 2%
Astarion- 10%
Reasons they're problematic:
Elith- murder, necromancy, won't admit she's a problem
Astarion- murder, power hungry, *gestures at everything*
Biggest Complaints:
Elith about Astarion- Too bloodthirsty, messy killer
Astarion about Elith- Not bloodthirsty enough, no bite :(
Why they're together despite it all:
Elith- ???
Astarion- Supports his wrongs.
Redeeming qualities they appreciate:
Elith- Nice hair
Astarion- Confident
#i know i said i came to terms with messing up the romance but i'm not!!!!!!#so have this bc they suck#i filled it out a few days ago but i didn't know when to post it#feels appropriate to do it now#baldur's gate 3#baldur's gate#bg3#astarion ancunin#tav x astarion#template#oc:elith#ship: elith x astarion
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do you know something. at first I was peeved I fucked up the Astarion romance the ONE time I actively tried to do it
but I have reconsidered. this is the most elith x astarion bullshit I could have ever possibly experienced
#they are the literal worst#giving me a fckng headache already I hate them (affectionate)#for the record idk if I actually fucked it up it just. won’t trigger.#bug? maybe. my fault? possibly. we will never know#ship: elith x astarion
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