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Shy shy shy. 👉👈
#kdrama#destined with you#hong jo#shin yu x hong jo#jo bo ah#episode 10#a cute lawyer's confession making you feel like you're 13 again#hong jo's first serious boyfriend?!??! let's celebrate! 🎂#she's the cutest protect her#ms. 200 blinks per minute#**#my gifs#forgot some tags oops
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Sanji has arachnophobia but like. The type of arachnophobia that makes you have panic attacks even if you only see a little, tiny spider around you. And I just know Usopp would love to have a pet spider. They go to an island and Usopp finds a hurt spider and takes care of it because of course he would, and decides to keep it because of course he would.
So, uh, Sanji doesn't like his boyfriend's pet. It's not like he's going to tell him, because what would he say to him? Sanji hasn't told him his fear of spiders is that bad (he definitely knows, though). And he doesn't want to get in between Usopp's excitement of keeping her. So the spider stays and at least Usopp is aware that Sanji doesn't like her, so he doesn't let her go close to him (she's very polite so it's okay).
But Usopp loves having her around. On his shoulder, his head, his hands-- The guy brings her with him everywhere. And the little thing is smart and somehow seems to understand what Usopp says. They're happy. It's cute. Luffy absolutely loves her. Robin is literally thrilled to study her behavior. And Sanji can't even look at her because he will start hyperventilating the second he notices her.
He'd try to get over his fear of her because Usopp wants them to get along but he won't force it on Sanji. Sanji just knows he wants them to be friends. The spider lives in Usopp's terrarium, which he keeps in his workshop, and so Sanji goes there without telling his boyfriend.
And he tries. He really, really tries. He's shaking when he sees her there, even if she's inside the terrarium. He's barely able to breathe when he tries to get her out of there. Again and again repeating the words Usopp constantly tells him "She's more afraid of you than you are of her" (which is bullshit, in Sanji's opinion) and "She only wants to be your friend! She likes you because I like you" (something extremely romantic but Sanji's brain doesn't process it that way).
He's about to call it a day and try to calm himself down before he actually stops breathing for good. But. You know. The terrarium is on the edge of the table that's already full of Usopp's stuff and the tablecloth is long and- And the terrarium falls and breaks and the spider ends on Sanji's foot-
He doesn't want to do it and it happens in instinct and regrets it immediately, but he kicks the spider. He doesn't know where she lands and he doesn't react immediately to it because he's too focused on trying to learn how to breathe again. He sits on the floor around broken glass and dirt and doesn't realize what he's done until he starts looking for her again. It's not even because of Usopp anymore. She's just a spider. She hasn't done anything but... Existing. She shouldn't be blamed for that. Even if Sanji is afraid of her.
Sanji looks around for her without getting up and finds her alive and well and crawling around avoiding the glass, but also trying to stay away from Sanji as much as possible. That breaks his heart because he might not know what she thinks the way Usopp does, but he knows when someone is scared.
At least she's okay. She's alright. That's a relief.
"I'm sorry, I-" He feels a bit stupid talking to her like this, but he knows she gets it. He hopes she does. "It's not you. You're- He loves you, okay? You're a good girl. I just- I just can't."
He feels his chest tightening when she approaches him ever so slowly, but he knows she won't do anything. His heart doesn't share the same sentiment, but he quiets it down. She looks almost apologetically as if she was the one reassuring Sanji and not the other way around. "It must be tiring." He holds his legs close to his chest to make space for her to walk next to his feet. He feels like he's about to pass out, but she's respectful. And nice. And kind of cute, even. And she's Usopp's. Sanji thinks she tilts her little head confusedly. Thinks, because he isn't quite sure if they do that. "It sucks, right? People being afraid of you all the time. I- I can't say I'm not scared but- But you haven't done anything wrong, little one."
She stays there and doesn't move much for a few seconds, until she ends up crawling up and resting on top of Sanji's shoe. The same way she does when she spends her time on Usopp's shoulder. Sanji isn't that afraid anymore. He's overwhelmed and exhausted and really, really anxious, but he trusts her. Somehow.
Sanji looks around the room, his heart clenching with blame. "I'm sorry- For your home. I'll build you a new one. Well. Not- Not me. I don't know how to. Usopp will. Shit, he'll hate me after this..." But before he can start dwelling on it, the spider moves a little on his leg. And It isn't as bad as he thought. If she's going to murder him in his sleep it's a bit deserved after all. But she won't. He hopes she won't. "You know, you're kind of cute." She tries to crawl up to his knee, but it makes him jump a little. "Don't- Not really ready for, like, upper body touching. Please?" And somehow, she listens and goes back to her position. "Damn, you can understand what I say, can you? Smart girl."
And she doesn't say anything, but Sanji takes it as a yes. Both because he likes talking to her and also because he doesn't want to feel so damn stupid.
A few hours later, Usopp goes back to his workshop and finds Sanji asleep on the floor, lucky he didn't touch any shards of glass, and the spider rests on his foot happily. Or at least it looks like that for Usopp.
He'll ask what happened later, for now, it's time to clean the mess without waking up his boyfriend. He's been brave enough for a day.
#i mean not really CANON but this is canon#i've talked about this before i know idc#i saw a spider today i thought about this#and also i have arachnophobia so sanji does too#'spiders can't be happy or empathetic to human-' i do not care she's my friend now#she loves her dads that's sanuso's child#please imagine a cute little cartoony spider#cutest thing ever. sanji makes her food for spiders with. idk. whatever spiders eat#honestly i know nothing about these little bastards i'm too afraid to look for info if i see a picture i'll start sobbing uncontrollably#sanji falls asleep talking to her bc being afraid and crying is exhausting#she can't sleep but she's there supporting protecting him yay#one piece#black leg sanji#usopp#sanuso
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Alright, Duchess. You've got two boys and two girls. You can stop having kids now before we run out of cryptosleep caskets on the ship.
Welcome to Baby Gangster, by the way. I'm sure Dire Wolf is delighted to have a sister at last <3
I imagine that Pro, being air caste, is getting a bit sick of wandering around the planet. She's ready and raring to go, and who am I to deny her? Start the engine!
We were immediately raided by pigskins, who were scared off by Pro herself (she's quite dangerous with that Pulse Carbine of hers!), but not before one raider managed to throw some grenades.
Unfortunately, Magic Man's beloved pet razorjack Dopey was caught in the explosion (and the second explosion when the raider and her grenades caught fire). Magic Man was understandably distraught at this unwelcome development.
He wandered off to mope in the sauna, and we seized one of the sarcophagi that was littered around to bury Dopey just as she deserved. Poor thing.
Our phoenix owlcat Cannibal (I swear that name was randomly generated) was also exploded, but he has nine lives, so he walked it off. What a champ.
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#rimworld#gracie plays#The Children of Ecthuctu#art#my art#traditional art#rimworld art#unpolished art#Yet another Babalbil-Mossler birthday#Misha is such a cute name#what a pity her dad wants to nickname her Gangster instead#ah well#she's the cutest little gangster I ever did see#Air caste T'au apparently don't cope very well in normal levels of gravity#so Pro has probably been looking forward to yeeting herself back into a zero-gravity environment#even if she's in cryptosleep while it happens#anything to get off this godawful planet#R.I.P. Dopey you were too good for this world#Magic Man and Fracturedivine will never forgive themselves for failing to protect you </3#And nice work making it out of an actual explosion Cannibal#proud of you#have a lovely day y'all! <3 <3
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🫶🏼 love this woman ❤️
#lol#kty cameo#kty#kristina tonteri young#one half of…#avatrice#ava silva#sister beatrice#ninja warrior nun#warrior nun#warrior nun season 2#she’s the cutest#protect her at all costs#lgbtq+ piggy backpack
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Hotaru no Yomeiri - Chapter 30 “Villain”
ch also known as “nobody deserves satoko” and “we must protect her at all cost”
#hotaru no yomeiri#firefly wedding#firefly marriage#she. is. the. cutest.#look at satoko being all clingy#no fr tho protect her !!!!
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Charles and Egg sassing Oliver and exchanging intense looks at the cocktail party.
Bonus gif, because who wouldn't want this in a bigger and better resolution?
#three act tragedy#Sir Charles Cartwright#Egg Lytton Gore#Martin Shaw#Kimberley Nixon#ugh my heart#they are just the cutest!#how protective he is of her when Oliver is being a mopey asshole again#yet when she says she can fend for herself he does back down and lets her talk#which is like *chef's kiss!#not doing that whole macho gorilla thing when dudes claim to know better what their woman wants than she herself does#I'm so glad they put that toasting scene in again at the end from another angle#they are just so adorable in this scene#and yes I will point out once more how gorgeous Martin is as Charles#they did everything right with casting him in this#my sweet babies!#also Egg glaring down Oliver with this mix of annoyance and indifference#like girl same!#don't you see I'm busy romancing that fine silver stallion here?#my gifs
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you ever just meet a small child and think “I MUST PROTECT THIS TINY HUMAN WITH MY LIFE”?
#my cousins from are visiting and holly shit they are the cutest#like my littlest cousin saw us drive up and started running#she ran so fast with her little two year old legs#dude i’m so proud of them#i hope they love me and think i’m cool#i’m so used to me and my sisters being the youngest cousins#now i’m the older one#i must protect my tiny cousins#the oldest is 5 and the youngest is two#i love them so much#also this feels like something carole would say#she would say this about kamala#carol danvers#kamala khan#ms marvel#captain marvel#the marvels
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#meghan x harry#meghan on video call on the james corden with harry#meghan looks so stunning on video call she doesn't even have to try#harry x meghan#when meghan answered the call and she thought it was harry she said 'hey my love' it was the cutest thing#mine; gifset#james corden the late late show#love how protective harry gets just over video call when james is on the phone to her#love how they both have pet names for eachother harry calles meghan 'meg' and meghan calls harry 'haz' or 'h'#meghan markle#the duchess of sussex
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Having a pet that gets fed up with your shit and is very open about it is so funny
Our cat gets annoyed by us even just talking in the same room she's napping in and she'll get up, sigh HEAVILY, and leave the room for a few minutes. If we're still talking when she comes back, she gets back to her spot, sighs AGAIN, and just stares at you until you leave or she repeats the process
She was just now mad that I was standing within a few feet of (but not in any way blocking) her water bowl, talking to mom. Mind you she has another bowl on the other side of the room, but instead of going to that one or drinking from this one, she sighed heavily, went up on the bed, and glared at me until I left sgdgdggdgdgd shithead
#marquilla#she's a bitchy old lady it's so funny#she is also very protective of her toy dinosaur Buddy and when i leave for work i go 'wheres buddy?! i gotta say bye to buddy!' and she'll#rush over to him and sit on him if she isnt already sgdgdhdhdhd my dad used to take buddy if she wasnt laying on it and shed get so mad#she never picks buddy up herself or moves him herself but she will make it known that shes annoyed that you're trying to touch him#i have this picture on my phone of our boy cat HOLDING buddy in his arms while laying on her bed 😭 it's the cutest thing but all i could#think of was 'god i hope she doesnt come up here and see this' agsgsgsgsg meanwhile he's like oh what a cute toy 🥰 ill hug it 🥰 nice dino#anyway she gets so huffy if you're annoying her especially when mom is usinh the heating pad and she wants it#we do have another one but there isnt room on the outlet strip for two so they share it sgdgdghd she doesnt like sharing
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had to turn on assisted mode for this ending
first date and they're already got a child lmao
#resident evil#resident evil 2#re2 remake#resident evil 2 spoilers#this is so cuuteee#sherry is to be protected at all costs#i feel no particular way about whomever leon ends up dating#but this was so so cute#leon and ada is toxic but knowing ada's side makes me want to see them go to couple's therapy#man i love how leon got his ass KICKED#and claire got a minigun#i like claire she's neat#claire becoming strongly attached to sherry and vice versa is the cutest ;o;#leon seemed like he had no idea what to do when he met sherry#gahhhh i know vaguely about her appearance in 6 but i wanna see sherry thrive#tag rant but i love love love this game#i need to get gud to try hardcore mode for real....
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Would you write more about the Pokémon AU? Maybe how teddy wants to know more about Gil’s work?
"This way," Gil gestured to the procession of pokemon exiting Victory Road from the lower caves. "We'll find you somewhere nice and dry, I promise. But we need to check all of you for moisture damage, first!"
"Teddiursa!"
Gil chuckled at the little bear on his shoulder, also waving his paw to usher on the wild pokemon. His ears were sitting perfectly through the holes in the little 'assistant ranger' hat he had on for the day.
After a very intense battle between some water specialists, apparently there was a cave-in somewhere within the labyrinth of Victory Road's tunnels, leading to the evacuation of various ground and rock types for their own safety.
Thena, and many other trainers, had to help minimise the damage and keep the more aggressive pokemon population - those unwilling to evacuate - under control. She had asked Gil if he could take their little cub to work with him instead of exposing him to the dangers of her work week.
Gil looked down at a small Gible tugging at his pant leg. "What's up?"
"Gib?"
"Teddiursa!" the pokemon volunteered, clinging to Gil's shoulder as he leaned down to speak with the equally small pokemon. He pointed with a claw, gesturing to the ranger centre, where anyone looking at long-term rehabilitation would end up. "Tedd-Teddi!"
"Gible!"
"Teddi," he nodded, acknowledging the Gible's understandable worry about being displaced from his cave home. "Teddiursa!"
The Gible nodded its thanks before continuing on, weaving in between Tyrannitar and Rhyhorn and Gigaliths on its way to brave the pokemon centre all by itself.
"Hey," Gil gave Teddi's cheek a gentle nudge, "you did great, bud. You're a real pro."
"Ursa!" the little cub giggled as Gil poked his fuzzy cheeks. He attempted to maintain his more serious facade for work, tugging at the little scarf he had also been given to identify his deputisation.
"I think that's the last of this group," Gil sighed, checking things off his list before exporting it on his tablet. There was always more work to do in their business.
"Teddi," the cub poked Gil's cheek gently with a claw, "Teddiursa."
"It's okay, buddy," Gil assured his assistant, patting his hat between his ears as they moved into the caves. "Mama's a pro; she can take care of herself."
"Teddiursa?"
"Y'know, she probably is," Gil agreed. Thena was plenty knowledgeable on her own, and her specialty in pokemon nutrition and physiology probably helped her on a daily basis in her work for the Plateau. "You've learned a lot from her too."
"Ted!" the cub nodded with a prideful grin on his muzzle. He always paid very close attention when Thena was telling him about what vitamins and ingredients she was adding to homemade food, or even just to enhance the nutrition of store bought pokechow.
Gil smiled; Thena's food made for humans was just barely edible, but she was a master chef when it came to pokemon nutrition. Although she always tried to credit him and his degree in pokemon ecology for that. Apparently pro trainers received a negligible education on pokemon nutrition when they were testing to enter the league roster.
He was pretty sure she was good at it just because she cared so much.
"Looks like things have calmed down in here a bit," Gil remarked as they walked further into the caves. "You can probably go to work with Thena again tomorrow."
"Ted...Teddi?"
"Huh?" Gil looked at the bear sinking down on his shoulder with a shy expression. He tipped the brim of Teddi's hat up to better look at him. The Little Cub Pokemon did indeed have a guilty little look on his muzzle. "You wanna come to work with me again?"
"Teddiursa!" it beamed, looking as excited as it did the first time Thena said they could go for a flight with Dragonite. "Ted-Teddi!"
Gil wasn't sure why he was so shocked. Teddiursa had always been curious about what he and Thena did for work. He paid attention when Thena taught him about type advantages and their various needs and natures and abilities. And he always paid attention when Gil was teaching him about habitats and ecosystems and food networks. Maybe the combination of those two things had made him curious about being a ranger. "You don't wanna be a battle pokemon?"
"Ted," the little bear looked down again, clutching at the shoulder of Gil's vest, "Teddi."
"Well, you don't have to evolve if you don't want to, bud," Gil assured the little fella, patting his back as they walked. His pom-pom tail tickled the back of Gil's hand as it wiggled. "Mama would never want you to do something you didn't want to. I'm pretty sure she's too protective of you to let you start battling anyway."
"Ted!" the bear laughed.
They had only talked about Teddiursa's impending evolution a few times. He didn't know many attacks, and it wasn't as if Thena didn't protect him at all costs in any given situation. They were quite sure they had some time, although they were happy to accept if it did happen eventually.
"You wanna stay Mama's little cub?" Gil smiled, tickling the bear under the chin, at which his back paws kicked in delight. It could still catch him by surprise: how much it warmed his heart to witness the bond between Thena and the little orphan he rescued.
"Teddi," the bear mumbled against Gil's shoulder. If he didn't want to evolve, then he didn't have to. And if he was going to be working as a ranger, there were certain advantages to staying as he was. He didn't need the changes to his abilities evolution would bring if he wasn't going to be battling professionally.
"Okay, let's talk to Mama about it, hm?" Gil suggested gently. Teddiursa nodded, his face still buried in the back of Gil's shoulder as he hung there tiredly. Gil pulled him up by the paws until he could carry him in the crook of his arm, like Thena did. "She'll be happy to see you."
"Teddi," he agreed, feeling the same as Gil carried him. He turned in his arms, big black eyes staring at the caves around them.
Gil felt the little puff ball tail wiggle again and chuckled, "you smell her?"
"Teddi!"
"Hi," Thena called back, coming into sight just a few seconds later. She waved to them as Gallade ran with her on its back. She jumped down, holding out her arms for Teddiursa, who was already jumping towards her. "Hello!"
"Teddi!" the little cub greeted, rubbing his cheek against Thena's gleefully, never mind his hat, or his ears getting smushed in the ear holes of it.
"I missed you too," Thena smiled, holding Teddiursa against her properly so she could fix the hat on his head. She had already seen it that morning, and in pictures Gil had sent her. But it was just so cute! "Did you have a good day as an assistant ranger?"
"Teddiursa!"
Thena blinked at the overwhelming, albeit positive, response. "Oh?"
"Hey," Gil greeted, moving beside her to kiss her cheek. He would be greeting her with a proper kiss if not for the cranky look on Gallade's face. He had no doubt had a long day and would be feeling more strict than usual. "How did everything go, here?"
"Not bad," Thena leaned into his kiss, further melting into the arm he slipped around her waist. "There were some Steelix who didn't want to leave, but Ninetales helped me out."
"Gallade!"
"Yes, you too," she smiled up at her partner pokemon, who crossed his arms with a scowl. "We'll go home soon, I promise."
"Gallade," it agreed, although he didn't bother to let himself back into his pokeball, either.
Gil gave Thena's far side a gentle squeeze. She looked at him and he pressed his lips to her ear, "I think it's time to find an Everstone for you-know-who."
"Really?"
"We can talk about it more at home," he smiled, patting Teddi's head sandwiched between them. "But he might...want to come to work with me again tomorrow."
"Teddiursa!"
Thena smiled down at her little cub, because of course she was open to anything that made him happy. She pressed a kiss to his hat, "okay, my Luvdisk, if that's what you want to do."
"Ted!"
"Let's go home and get some dinner, first," she suggested, much to Gallade's relief. He didn't pick her up again, choosing to walk somewhat behind the little 'family', towering over all of them with his abnormal height. "I'll make your favourite."
"Teddi!" the little cub cheered from within her warm embrace.
Gil kissed her cheek again, a little closer to her lips, "and I'll make yours."
#Thenamesh Pokemon AU#a perfect little family#I have thought extensively about what Teddiursa would do as he got older#I don't think Thena would ever battle with him#she's too protective of him#she doesn't want to see him fighting!#he only learned fury swipes so he could keep Eros from harassing her that one time anyway#he might get Slash later on#maybe a Crunch#but yeah he's not a fighter#like his papa#he's a lover not a fighter#also just imagine#just google image Teddiursa#then imagine a little bandana and a little hat on him#is that not the cutest thing you could ever imagine?
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PSA: if you aren’t a Marcia stan I don’t trust you fundamentally as a person :) like you don’t understand, that’s my babygirl for real
#like don’t trust don’t respect sorry but no taste????#look at that cutie that’s my baby#she was showing off her nails before this selfie and talking about how it reminded her of Kim’s entrance look#like the joy she radiates all the time…#the cutest bubbliest energy I just love her#I will protect and defend my babygirl at all costs yknow#also she’s right this hair slays#now PLEASE give me a genuine brunette Marcia look I am begging#on my hands and knees#it would be soooooo sexy of her :)#fun fact about me blondes kinda creep me out#genetic trait tbh my dad also says blondes are creepy#like your hair grows out of your head like that??#??#fucked up if you ask me#can you tell it’s 1 am and I am medicated lmfao#rpdr 15#drag race#drag race 15#rpdr#marcia#marcia x3#marcia marcia marcia#I NEED her to come perform near me so I can give her the biggest hug#I need it like oxygen#marcia pls
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🍓 + Yelena 💚
HI ALYSSA YOU DEAR YOUU ty so much and i hope your doing well ! I MISSED HER so !!!!! thats baby! wasteland saint!
give me a: 🍓 and one of my OCs, and i’ll tell you some random facts about said OC !!
🍓: she adores her little wasteland family! she truly lucked out having met kellan and nia ! nia is intimidating and can take people down with ease and a voice of reason, and kellan as well BUT kellan also cracks jokes and never fails make her smile. when james dies, he made SO MANY jokes. SO MANY. he tells her the story about how he accidentally started a cult which worshipped "gods toothpick," (what is gods toothpick who knows sahbshj) and she spent the rest of the day CACKLING. nia would usually tell kellan to zip it, but they both knew she needed it !!!!! BABIES !
alaric and minerva and kai fall into the little family some time later following the dissolution of the enclave and post broken steel (kai was after he woke up from cryo in op anchorage so he was a bit earlier!). minerva is WICKED funny and none too bad of a shot (shes a vertibird pilot in this verse too AAAND can fix literrally anything).
and i mean i could go on for EONS about what alaric means to her but hes a voice of reason, he makes her smile when hes not being insufferable, supports her even the more ambitious pursuits because she has more than deserved that (she took down the enclave and convinced best friend nia to not zero her own dad SHE CAN HOLD HER OWN), hes all that AND ofc hes none too bad to look at too ETC ETC.
#🌞: alyssa#risingsh0t#oc: yelena voronin#leg.asks#leg.ocs#leg.txt#TY SO MUCH ! gahh shes so dear to me!!!!!!!!! thats baby THATS MY BABY!#teeeeeechnically three facts but i adore her so much and the wasteland family of the capital wasteland so MUCH#i have been replaying fallout 3 lately bc i have it on ye olde steam and I MISSED THEM TERRIBLY#(i caved besties I MISSED THEM TOO MUCH THATS FAMILY ! we do adore with all of our hearts a found family trope!)#its so funny bc all of alarics antagonizing during broken steel was his idea of flirting with the pretty idealistic yelena HES SO 🤡🥀#thats clown behavior my love !!!!!!!!! she wormed her way into his heart i suppose !#they all looked at her and said WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE BABY and theyre so right for that#AND AS ALWAYS TY TY I OWE ASH MY LIFE FOR THESE BANNERS theyre the cutest AHH
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Just kinda noticed that kyouka looks like my cat or my cat looks like kyouka. Either way now we know why Fukuzawa melted and hired her on the spot
#he likes cats and cute things <3 and kyouka is the cutest <3 I love her. must protect.#she is my baby <3 I wanna adopt her fr#the parental instinct is strong for this one#bsd kyouka#.txt
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It's so cute how Anya thinks that the peace can be achieved so easily X)
#Anya the cutest little girl#I just love her innocent mind and how she thinks that everything will work up easily#We must protect Anya#*screaming to my pillow* CUUUTE#spy x family#anya forger
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cutie patooties | max verstappen social media au
pairing: max verstappen x fem leclerc!reader
just them terrorising the world with their cuteness (and collecting the younger drivers)
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR | SMALL BUSINESS
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user1: obsessed with how she's like "oh you wanna ship max with my brother" and then takes lestappen out back and shoots them
user2: as she should, she's the cutest leclerc by far
yourusername: true 😙
maxverstappen1: double true 😘
charles_leclerc: die.
yourusername: erm consider your ass REPORTED THIS IS HARASSMENT
maxverstappen1: did you just threaten my girlfriend ????
charles_leclerc: and what?
maxverstappen1: pull up, i'm outside
charles_leclerc: ???? leave ????
maxverstappen1: no i'm deadass don't disrespect my gf 😤😤😤
charles_leclerc: it's my SISTER
yourusername: when he's protective 😛😛😛
user3: screaming, crying, throwing up over the keychain
user4: i need someone *cough, cough* them to recreate it 🥸
landonorris: YOU WENT TO THE LEGO STORE WITHOUT ME? YOUR FAVOURITE CHILD?
yourusername: watch your tone
maxverstappen1: god forbid i want to spend time with my GIRLFRIEND on a DATE
landonorris: that's not a valid excuse
yourusername: also bold of you to assume you're our favourite child when oscar, yuki and logan are right there
oscarpiastri: snooze you lose lando
yukitsunoda0511: suck on that lando
logansargent: i'm just happy to be included
landonorris: damn...
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user9: the way charles put his ferrari cap on y/n only for max to throw it into the crowd and put his own on her head instead
user10: those who know max's attachment to his caps, this is big.
yourusername: winning looks so sexy oh my
maxverstappen1: blushing like a motherfucker
yourusername: skip the debrief? they won't notice?
maxverstappen1: i think they might notice the driver of the race they're analysing not being there
yourusername: show them the pic i just sent you, they can't say no to my puppy dog eyes
maxverstappen1: helmut said fuck off 💔
yourusername: tell him i have a present for him (it's a pack of salt and vinegar crisps and a pamphlet for caskets)
user11: @yourusername winning IS sexy, tell your bf to tell charles win
yourusername: if charles wins it's suddenly decidedly unsexy, this isn't game of thrones babe
charles_leclerc: you ARE annoying that's right
maxverstappen1: annoyingly sexy
charles_leclerc: no comment, we're going to be family at some point soon
maxverstappen1: DAMN RIGHT WE ARE
yourusername: if you think we're annoying now, oh boy.
user12: i need max and y/n to be engaged right this fucking moment
user13: i think it would actually make my year
user14: after the championship win queen @maxverstappen1 ?
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yourusername: @ the person who asked how much max weighs... god will deal with you
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user15: i'm obsessed with how obsessed they are with each other
user16: is max's wardrobe all red bull merch and t-shirts dedicated to y/n?
maxverstappen1: yes 😌
danielricciardo: i saw the clip... the time stamp was 3am - we RACE TODAY?
yourusername: i am happy to support my man's hobby
danielricciardo: yes but you also don't have to race with that man on three hours of sleep
yourusername: be real daniel, the only time you'll be close to max is when he laps you xxx
danielricciardo: EXCUSE ME??? MAX YOU GONNA LET YOUR GIRLFRIEND TALK TO YOUR FIRST LOVE LIKE THAT?
maxverstappen1: bold of you to assume you were my first love
danielricciardo: did on the couch mean nothing to you?
maxverstappen1: soz buddy this is a childhood friends to lovers narrative right now (and we were already together by the time i was at red bull)
charles_leclerc: WHAT?
yourusername: spare me the dramatics, you guys were deep in the ANGST and then austria happened so really it's your own fault that it took as long as it did
user17: one comment section where the girls aren't fighting? impossible.
oscarpiastri: omg the shirts look so good y/n !!
yourusername: we're ✨graphic designers✨
maxverstappen1: does having a dashingly handsome model help
yourusername: of course !!!!!
oscarpiastri: i'm not going to answer that question
maxverstappen1: :(
oscarpiastri: on another thought - yes!
yourusername: @landonorris this is why he's one of the favourites
landonorris: i'm not talking to yall
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maxverstappen1: weekend off racing means shenanigans and late night streaming
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user20: i know whatever poor soul went for dinner with them hated every second
yukitsunoda0511: working on being the favourite of the favourite children 🫡 and they paid for my meal at a really cool italian restaurant
oscarpiastri: game on
yourusername: so who is the lady and who is the tramp?
danielricciardo: THAT'S A TRICK QUESTION MAX DON'T ANSWER IT
maxverstappen1: you're not a lady... you're a queen 😘
yourusername: did you just fail the test, successfully?
danielricciardo: you smooth motherfucker
yourusername: stole your red bull drive and your nickname @carlossainz55
carlossainz55: why am i catching strays?
yourusername: bored ❤️
user21: y/n really be like "oh the season's boring cause my bf wins everything? let me make it interesting by shading every driver on the grid"
maxverstappen1: do NOT give her a challenge
charles_leclerc: can you PLEASE stop taking such lovey dovey gross ass photos maman keeps getting them printed and I AM GETTING MOVED OFF OF THE MANTEL PIECE I AM ON THE BOOKSHELF, THIS FACE IS A MANTEL PIECE FACE NOT A BOOKSHELF FACE
yourusername: not reading all of that, i'm happy for you or sad that happened x
charles_leclerc: MAX DO SOMETHNG
maxverstappen1: step your pussy up bro
yourusername: when he catches your lingo >>
charles_leclerc: i am a VICTIM
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yourusername: invented babygirlism actually
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user22: y/n is so real for choosing a cute recent photo for herself and then just violating the guys
user23: she's funny as fuck for that
charles_leclerc: finally some fucking credit
yourusername: not everything can be about you all of the time 🤨
charles_leclerc: don't make me an ankle-biter again you're PUSHING ME
sebastianvettel: knew you were an ankle biter
yourusername: LOL
charles_leclerc: no seb no! i didn't bite ankles, just y/n's and that doesn't count
user24: what the fuck is going on here
maxverstappen1: you are the most babygirl to ever babygirl
danielricciardo: i think i had a stroke reading that
yourusername: awwwww you're so cute maxy
maxverstappen1: knew you were the one for me when we first met karting, you taught me the babygirl ways
yourusername: and you're delivering
oscarpiastri: you guys can't see but he's blushing so bad right now
landonorris: are you just attached to them
yourusername: yes he is, a babygirl in training
user25: how do i get adopted by y/n and max?
maxverstappen1: no but for real i love you, even if we are lumbered with your brother
yourusername: i love you too xxx
charles_leclerc: *brothers
maxverstappen1: nope arthur and lorenzo are sound
charles_leclerc: fUCK OFF :(((((((
FIN.
note: heyyyyyy you guysssss! we all know i have a soft spot for these two (plus oscar and alex) so i wanted to put out a little thing to celebrate 5k! thank you so much for following and reading my work, hope you enjoyed xx
#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 instagram au#f1 x you#f1#f1 social media au#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen instagram au#max verstappen x you#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen fanfic#max verstappen#max verstappen fluff
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