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dykevanny · 7 months

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Actually let me talk abt the wererabbit au cause I think about it on the bus sometimes

Basically william’s messing with weird magic and decides to use his faaavorite employee as a lab rat(rabbit?) and now vanessa turns into a giant killer rabbit thing and he sics her on people for funsies

You see, william and Henry still have fredbear’s diner and the aftons are alive! Vanessa and Gregory (along with freddy, who along with the other glams also work at the diner) live in town, ness works at the diner as a security guard and she and greg have basically been dragged into the afton family lol. Mrs afton sees both of them on their first week in town and is like damn. I need to feed them like stray cats. So ness thinks of will as a fatherly sort of mentor figure. And he’s like aw hell yeah cause while he does care about her as well he needs someone to turn into a gucking beast you see. And so he does! He basically is using her to also you know kill people. For funsies.

Ness isn’t aware thsat she’s a werebunny thing for a while, she’s just been having weird gaps in her memory and waking up in the woods covered in blood which isn’t normal. So ofc who does she go to? William! And he’s like ohh I’m sure it’s fine ^.^ you can crash on our couch if you want ha ha greg’s staying over for a sleepover anyway..! Which is FUCKED UP but she stays with the aftons bc unfortunately she trusts that wretched man. Anyways so vanny as the Giant Killer Rabbit has gotten away from will (chewed through the chain thumbs up) and ran into the kids (sneaking out from sleepover) and of course michael is like WHAT is that thing. That’s dangerous. What the fuck. Meanwhile the younger kids are like holy shit bunnay… they see it’s hurt (and also the fact that it has broken chains on it) and are like WE HAVE TO HELPPP… and michael is only one boy who cannot control them all. the rabbit is ofc panicked and scared and now there’s people but it trusts greg right away so you know. He has his horse girl moment and. The kids drag it back and put bows in it’s fur and also glitter glue probably. Anyways they have it sleep under the bed and in the morning well ness turns back and they’re all like. HUH !? And ness is like how did i get hereeeee ……… luckily they all lie and say they dragged vanessa in bc they needed more people for a game (and someone else who’s hair they can mess with) and mrs afton was like yeah that seems legit👍 umm hey ness what’s the um. Red marks on your neck though that looks painful and ness who does not remember SHIT is like. The what 😀 but then William who was ‘at work late’ shows up like heyyy guys ^.^ sorry there was umm a robot explosion it was crazzzy. And everyone’s like haha that’s wilddd

Oh also the rabbit murders are like in the news like thats a wholleeeee thing. And freddy like highkey nearly got attacked but got away through some slasher movie convenient timing. Anyways I’m tired of typing so this is what you get ok bye

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swynlake-spill · 4 months

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Who should we encourage to be unhinged this year? As a treat?

literally anyone and everyone. i wanna see balls to the walls behavior. let's go batshit, lets donkey our kongs! no i dont know what that means i just SAID IT TO SAY IT!

but in particular, several ppl who need to unhinge specifically:

Cruz Ramirez. i wanna see her let go, get loose, have fun, and whip some magick grand prix students into shape!!!! enter ur dodgeball coach era ramirez!

Roxane Martin: its also time for HER bangerz era! let's go roxy, i know there's a lil diva hiding in there yet!

James Hawks: dating a triton means you HAVE to be a bit kookoo bananas. turn it up lets see the cRaZZZy

Isabela Madrigal: she's in her reinvention era so lets take some RISKS i wanna see a new side of the queen we've never seen before!

Cora Fenwick: also back on the market! tbh she's fearless already so idk what going fully unhinged looks like but i wanna know!

David Hatter: next time a customer complains about their coffee just lose it! just start barking! see how they like it!

Mr. Smee: likewise enough shouting at children to get off ur lawn i want to see you MOUNT a lawnmower and chase them down yourself. why not i say!

Wolf: honestly id like to just see one single other emotion besides "stoic" on his face to confirm there are signs of life

#cruz ramirez #roxane martin #james hawks #isabela madrigal #cora fenwick #david hatter #sam smee smiegal #wolfgang amadeus #daily spill

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orbcube · 4 months

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shes so crazzzy i love her

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stories-from-the-shaded-moon · 7 months

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Whumptober Day11(oopsie🥲)

(Captivity)

Three days later is actually crazzzy

Also, shout of to @skyloftian-nutcase because they made that fanfic when Warriors challenges Fierce to a drinking contest and because their content is top tier in general and I could never write like them

It was blurry here. It was dark here. It was quiet here too. No, someone was talking, but it was muffled. Not for long.

“Is he alive?”

“I don’t know. He’s all beaten…and bruised. Poor boy…”

He moved his arms to brace his body, but he couldn’t hold himself up. He heard frantic small, desperate tweets from near his head. At least his companion wasn’t hurt.

Ravio coughed and tasted the bitterness of his own blood. He tried to fight back. He tried to resist, but he failed. Of course he did.

He raised himself and soon felt arms around his torso. He sucked in a breath at the pain he felt.

“It’s alright, hon. I got you,” her voice was soft like clay on a rainy day. He could see the red of her hair and the gentleness in her eyes. “We were all thrown in here. Let’s get you settled, yeah?”

He couldn’t help the question that came out of his mouth, “Who are you…?”

“My name is Malon,” the lady who was holding him said.

“It’s Niko,” a short guy gave him a two finger salute.

Another red head waved. He was hunched in the corner, his limbs also bruised and his glasses cracked. “Shad.”

Ravio saw bruises and cuts on everyone in this cell. No one had gone willingly.

Ravio was sitting on his knees now and was actually able to look around. Still unconscious on the other side of the cell, was a big bird. A very big bird. Ravio pointed to it. “What…?”

“His name is Tulin,” A fairly burly guy said. His hair was also a very deep red. Tulin’s head rested on his thigh. “I’m Groose.”

Everyone stared at him for a while before Malon spoke. “What’s your name?”

Ravio fell out of his daze. “Oh! Ravio.” Malon nodded.

“So, do we all know why we're here, or do I have to explain?” Malon looked around at everyone.

“Please explain,” Ravio wheezed.

“Well, I’ll use myself as an example.” Malon stood up. “I’m married to the Hero of Time. From what Shad tells me, he’s also close to the hero of his time. And, of course, the boys are off on some journey to kill some shadow thing.”

“So they captured us to use us as bait.” Groose finished with a scoff. “Typical.”

Niko paced back and forth. “How’s it going Shad?”

“Not good. If I count in the surveillance that we’ve seen and the strength in which our enemies have, everything is going to have to go flawlessly in order for us to get out of here. No hiccups, no setbacks.”

“Plus, there’s only six of us and there’s nine of them…?” Ravio added.

Malon snapped and pointed at Ravio. “You’re right. We can’t leave until everyone they want is here.”

Groose and Niko nodded. “That also means more arm power and-“

The cell grew silent when the distant sounds of grunting and annoyed moans echoed through the hall.

“Don’t waste your strength,” a deep voice said.

The higher voice must’ve dismissed the other voice's words. The higher voice echoed with the sound of struggle.

Inevitably, the voices gained a face to Ravio. The calmer, deeper voice was one of an old man. He was bulky, as if he’d worked in a coal mine his whole life. The second, higher voice was one of a woman. Her red eyes were piercing all of the eyes that she met.

After they reached the cell bars, they threw the woman at the metal bars. They did this twice. Ravio winced along with everyone else. Though, the woman was still conscious. However, with how she stumbled on her feet, it was obvious she wouldn’t be conscious for long.

The moblins opened the door and threw the woman in. Malon caught her before she could hit the ground. They only shoved the older man in.

They slammed the cell door shut. Groose let out a breath. Then, another figure stepped up to the bars. “Hello.” His skin was black. His tunic too, and his cap. Though, his eyes were red. Ravio heard Malon scoff.

“What do you want?” Why was she asking a question that she already knew the answer to?

“Well, capturing all of you was far easier than I thought it to be. I hope your stay has been fun.”

“It’s been far too welcoming, thank you.” Shad huffed.

A monster came around the corner with a chair, some paper, and a pen. The Shadow sat in his chair and began to write. He tapped his pen on his chin.

“What should I put? Hello heroes? No…” Shadow hummed. “Ah! Dearest fiends!” He wrote it down.

Eyes met each other inside the cell. Soon enough, Malon spoke. “Ransom note, huh?”

“Glad you’re smarter than you look, horse girl.”

Malon looked over to Shad. He shook his head. He wanted this plan to be able to get everyone out of here alive. That wouldn’t happen if Tulin was still unconscious, the woman was on the brink of unconsciousness, and he didn’t know what assets the others had. He needed more time with everyone.

But knowing their Links, they knew they would rush head first into danger if someone they loved could be hurt or worse.

The Shadow sat there, writing his ransom note. They were running out of time. The boys would pose a suicide mission, some were sure of it. Soon enough, the Shadow left them be, finally satisfied with his letter to the nine tired heroes.

Niko sat beside Shad’s side, reviewing and helping create a plan for escape. Tulin had awoken maybe an hour ago. The woman, Impa, also became fully conscious, and the old man, Smith, began to scrape big stones on the ground, hoping to make weapons out of them. Groose helped him out. Ravio sat near the giant bird in silence. Part of him was nervous, the other part was very nervous. Ravio let the real adults do stuff, Tulin became restless after being told three times to sit and let himself rest.

“Ravio!” His eyes met Niko’s. Ravio crawled over to Niko and Shad’s side.

“Yeah?”

“When you were brought here, did you see anything like a lever or a trapdoor?” Niko asked him.

Ravio didn’t even think that he was conscious when he was brought here…

“I think that I did,” Smith’s voice startled Ravio. “Two corridors down, on the right. Looked like a trapdoor.”

“That’s what I said!” Niko turned back to Shad. “That’s a possible escape route.” Shad nodded and scratched at the stone floor with a rock. Looking closer, they were making a map. “It’s right here. Right Smith?”

Smith’s eyes removed itself from his own scraping to look at the embedded map. He stared for a second, contemplating the placement of Niko’s finger, and then nodded.

Niko nodded to Shad. “It looks like a cellar entrance if you ask me.” Shad hummed.

“However, we should not make haste to rely upon this route. We are blind to what it truly leads to,” Shad said, tapping his rock on the cut he made for that trapdoor.

Looking around, everyone was busy now. Tulin was making sure that his wings, and therefore mobility, were sharp. Groose and Smith were down to the last two rocks that could be turned into knives. Malon and Impa were having some sort of conversation in a farther corner. Ravio was…he was lost. The others had found a place here so quickly and yet, Ravio was lost.

“There!” Shad suddenly shouted. Everyone scrambled to that side of the cell. Shad laid out the plan with Niko’s help. They said ways and paths that were the exact opposite of the way Shad’s finger was going. Ravio’s head was buzzing.

When they were finally gone and everyone agreed that this plan was great, Ravio finally asked, “Why were you doing that thing with your finger?”

Impa leaned into his ear, “That thing left something here after his little letter. It might be a camera.”

Ravio didn’t know what a camera was, but he kept his mouth shut.

“All right,” Malon smiled and so did Ravio. “Everyone, get some rest. We’ll need it for tomorrow. We leave after breakfast.”

Sleeping was nearly impossible for Ravio. New people, stone floors, small pebbles poking at his side, this entire day has only gotten worse and worse.

First, he gets scammed, then his scammer beats him up half to death, now, he’s here. He’s rotting away in the prison cell and his hero can’t save him…

“Psst!” It came from his left side. “Ravio, right?” It whispered.

Ravio kept his eyes shut, hoping whoever it was would leave him alone.

“I know that you’re awake! Your little bird keeps poking me! Tell it to stop!” It sounded like a child. Well, Tulin was a child. Children also tended to shake people awake.

“What?!” Ravio squeaked. It was supposed to be intimidating, but Tulin laughed.

“Listen dude, I’ve fought a dragon before. Just tell the small guy to leave me alone!” Tulin whispered.

Ravio pushed his companion away from Tulin. However, Sheerow bounced back to Tulin. They both groaned. Sheerow chirped as if trying to mimic their sighs. Ravio picked up Sheerow, holding them close to him.

“He’s just a…bigger little guy, okay?” He spoke to his bird.

“I never understood why Hylians had pet birds. Link said that he once had a crow friend…” Tulin looked off to the side, a sad look on his face.

“Are you alright?” Ravio found himself asking the boy.

“Kinda. Kinda not. You know, with being beaten and kidnapped and stuff.”

“Yeah. That part sucked.”

The two giggled.

“Yeah,” Tulin said. “What’s your Link like? I call my Link, Uncle Link.” Ravio’s eyebrow raised. “He’s my dad’s friend. He’s not my blood…I think. But he’s taught me so much! He used to come to the flight range just so I could watch him shoot arrows! Master Ravali sounds cool and stuff, but Uncle Link is just…better, I guess, to me.”

Ravio tapped on his chin. “Well, me and my Link met during one of his adventures. I’d love to call him my friend and, I’m sure, somewhere in there, he thinks the same for me. Even if he comes off a little…snarky, he can be sweet. I’ve seen him while he’s on his sweet side…” Ravio giggled. “He’s also an idiot.”

The two heard a series of laughter around the cell. It seems that they had eavesdroppers.

“My Link decided to challenge a god

to a drinking contest. He’s the worst,” Impa said.

“The guy’s a sarcastic ass too!” Groose added. “Nice hair,” Nice hat, Green Boy!” More laughs echoed through the cell.

“My Link likes to scream at full moons sometimes. He says that it’s “part of his heritage”; it's certainly ridiculous!” Shad laughed.

“When Link was smaller than he is now, he used to stare into my forge’s fire. Once day, he tried to touch it! That boy truly is something!” Smith’s laughed sounded similar to one you would like Santa Claus had.

Soon, the talking stopped and everyone went to sleep, ready to see their Links the next day.

#the shady lad writes #linked universe #linkeduniverse #three days later really is crazy #(:#albw ravio #oot malon #tp shad #ss groose #totk tulin #ww niko #hw impa #mc smith #because they deserve more recognition for dealing the the boys’ shit

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munamania · 1 year

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hiiii abby i didn't read the ask posts you reblogged but if everybody else is sending you asks i wanna be included <3 ummm let me think of a question. OH. tell me where you are on riverdale... what do you think about it, i know you're not on s3 yet (unless i don't know that...) so you HAVE to be sure to Blog about it when you do get there becasue it is literally one of THE great tvseasons of all time i think. anyway literally you have got to catch up on riverdale so you can experience waching it live... time is running out... the end is near... etc. anyway i hope you're well, hope your night is going fine. um i hope your roommates get their shit together and i hope film girl dies. sorry to speak her name, i just hate her <3 i'm still very jealous you got to meet dylan mulvaney but also happy for you but also that should have happened to me but also happy for you... xoxo ily bye goodnight :)

hiii beth i saved this cause i got so sleepy last night <3 but okay so im on s2e20 rn. was really happy to see cheryl and betty hanging out this cooper drama is crazzzy. also last ep oh my god! i was like jaw dropped rip archie was all bloody and beaten and kidnapped... i already brought up how fun s2e18 was at one point i was so so giddy thru that ep lol. i have done such an awful job catching up UGH i was watching a decent pace briefly pre break and then my mom didnt wanna watch w me and life happened and i got SO thrown off. so im just gonna have it on as much as i can over the next few days and then........ watch anyway?? or should i just miss the first week the big return and do everything i can to catch up before next week. i appreciate the vitriol you have for her tbh like it's sooooo nice to have another hater for her out there. reminding me to have a backbone. and she sucked so bad. also god the roommates. i HAVE to get out of here (and thank god i will in just a few months.) litchrally wish you could have been here for dylan i was soo so so unexpectedly like nervous like a little chihuahua shaking and she was so kind and sweet but i was SAUR embarrassed and kinda gross after work. she was lovely though. yeah you shouldve been here fr. anyway love u hope ur having a good night <3

#do sound off on how i should approach rvd. i think i'll talk abt it more when im watching too i love talking <3 and it's so. SO much is #always happening it's so fun #asks

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the-falling-star · 2 years

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Finally I'm here for our exchange Eve 🙌

Initials :- S.P Aries Sun

■ FIRST TIME WITH YOUR FS ■

Instantly , I saw angel number 1717 so make sure to see it's meaning . I definitely this will be a sacred union between you two . I'm feeling angels presence beside me . Definitely you two could be twinflame or higher level soulmate . Your first time with your fs could be very healing . You will feel so relaxed and comfortable in your own skin . This will be very sexual and romantic experience. I'm feeling you are yet to meet your person , if this is true it's an indication of being on right path . Divine timing . I'm getting visions of water bodies . Lots of fluids . You'll be wet down there for sure . I'm seeing you both will not be able to keep your hands off of each other. There's something about this connection that feels very close and intimate . They see you as their queen . There's something about the way you word things , even if it's not demanding , that just makes them want to do everything for you .

Maybe you like somewhat dominating who can be a switch sometimes ?? They basically will be on your demand most of the times . I'm getting a girthy pp . Your person would love if you caress them down there. I'm getting they are somewhat shy when things come to their end but don't forget to show how much you want them and how pleased you are. Also don't be fooled by their pretty innocent face because they definitely fantasize this .

I channeled messages directly from them =

* I want you baby , I want you now

* You're my favorite type of Fuckery

* please allow me to get lost in your Soul and heal all of my wounds

* dress sexy for me

* You need a good pounding with the way you've been acting

Songs I got :-

Thank you 😊

Hello @alaezasmystery thank you for the reading

Your first time with your future spouse

Something about the place you and your future spouse will choose to have sex for the 1st time in will be really special for both of you and it will be late at night I'm sensing midnight 00:00, also I'm sensing both of you will be tired strangely i feel you will have your first time with your future spouse after your weeding i don't think anything will happen after that, both of you are really excited and that's why Even if you're tired i don't see no sleep you may need to travel after the weeding party and both of you will Tease each other a lot , touching your thighs playing with your hair caressing your body , holding your waist at the same time I'm seeing that you will do the same even rubbing their private parts but not going any further, i think you won't be living near your current house and the place you are going to is anew house in a new place and i feel both of you built that house with love in order to make a family that's why it's a special place back to business the moment you step a foot in that house you will be all over each other kissing and grinding there's no more for play they're taking you to be both of you already naked I'am seeing an intimate position maybe missionary or riding them while both of you sitting face to face eye to eye you will feel high it will be like a sexual healing for all the past Trauma you have they will feel the same about the sex i am " she's much better than i ever imagined " this person like holding your breast, you will have some hickeys in the morning in that area for sure I'm honestly getting that you will be freaky you will be getting on your knees licking Their thighs omg the images I'm seeing 🫣🤭😶‍🌫️ alright I'm just going to say it you will suck them off and at the same time you will be rubbing your kitty on their leg in order to get off and it will drive them crazzzy 🤭

Their emotions is all over the place i could only channel one messages and i already included it in the reading

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