#she would also yeah def want to put enhanced on insurance for benefits and i can see her taking the forms to foggy and matt | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

pastafossa · 2 years

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in relation to the insurance for enhanced individuals post - i am 100% sure ive come across a, "my insurance doesn't even cover powered individual incidents!" joke in a comic at least once. i also can't help but think jane is exactly the kind of person to make a joke like that. like sure, she'd definitely put that she's enhanced on her insurance for better benefits 'n whatnot if only not for the horrible, horrible man in the white coat behind her.

It HAS to have been a joke, right??? Like it is so gd relatable, and you’re right, Jane absolutely would make that joke, and she’s also the type to go holler at Hulk that he needs to take this fight to the Upper East Side, to where the rich folks who have good insurance live because, "Sir my insurance does not cover you throwing a fucking car that lands on me, and it sure as shit doesn’t cover Matt’s windows! Move it!’

Hulk: “But... but smash...”

Jane: “UPPER EAST SIDE SMASH. SOHO SMASH. THE GOLD COAST CAN AFFORD SMASH. GO SMASH-FIGHT IN FISK’S PENTHOUSE IN CHELSEA, I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK, NO POWERED INSURANCE HERE, SMASH ELSEWHERE.”

#ask response #the red thread #i need this joke to be in comics because as an adult i would find it hilarious #and it absolutely IS something jane would say #she would also yeah def want to put enhanced on insurance for benefits and i can see her taking the forms to foggy and matt #like 'how do i make this work please' once white coat is dealt with #alternatively they would find increasingly bizarre justifications for how she is *not* enhanced if it would cost her too much #insurance like 'but she literally advertises as psychic'#and foggy like 'ah but your forms listing various enhanced abilities say psychic *visions* and not psychic *feelings*'

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