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#she does this all the time!!!! I'm not a liar eileen you're the gaslighter here!!!!
why can't my mom just ever accept she doesn't remember something....we were talking about how when the doctor who 50th anniversary aired I had a little watch party and what food was there, and I was like 'oh yeah and we had some leftovers of the (secret family recipe) spaghetti sauce so you bought bowtie pasta because of matt smith' and she literally was like I Have Never Cooked Or Consumed Bowtie Pasta In My Life. and I was like okay well that's categorically not true because it's used in pasta salad a lot and she was like 'I've NEVER had it. I think it's dumb!' and I'm like mother it was a doctor who party. we had a blue cake and I tried to dye chocolate marshmallows red to look like fezzes and we had. bowtie pasta. because of the 11th doctor. and she's like 'maybe your friends brought the pasta' and I'm like eileen. nobody came to our house with pre-boiled pasta. we were using the family sauce. also they were LATE and literally ran in the door right as the special was starting there was no time for someone else to cook it during the episode we were eating while watching. and she's acting like making bowtie pasta is a crime she could face jail time for. girl please just say I Don't Remember That 😂
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