#shady stuff occassionally but nothing like dangerous or illegal just sort of of under the table stuff
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I swear there’s no such thing as normal people in my life IRL anymore
#i have had an adventure#long story short though? needed money so i took up a job for a friend who needs help with this or that from time to time#shady stuff occassionally but nothing like dangerous or illegal just sort of of under the table stuff#sometimes help fix houses for market or do errands or meet with this person on his behalf to pick up when he's out of state#or going through abandoned storages he's purchased and helping load up anything of value#stuff like that#anyways he asked me to look for someone go to their house because they went silent and owe him or something#so i go there understandably nervous. door unlocked so i knock and call you know just to make sure he's alive#no response. guy is somewhat old so maybe he had a stroke or something i dunno my concern outweighs my caution so i venture in#I SHIT YOU NOT he had fucking fake bodies#not mannequins fake decoy bodies under his sheets of his rooms#I am undestandably shitting bricks over what kind of weirdo i'm dealing with at this point#he had them in like every room. like every single room of his house#he left a note in his kitchen like he knew someone was coming about being out of town for a couple of days#i tell friend about it. he calls the guy. no answer still.#note did say he'd be back in a few days though. after leaving and checking in here and there the guy did come back though so#no murder mystery or anything like that. he just suddenly got an urge to leave to fucking oregon. for no reason. he just...felt like it#i asked him about the dolls and he explains it's to discourage robbers#BUT HE LEFT HIS FUCKING FRONT DOOR UNLOCKED DESPITE GOING THIS FAR SO I'M JUST????????#started talking about prepping for the grid to fall one day and living in the mountains and government conspiracies and getting really#heated with me. like dude actually fucking grabbed me and shook me and was warning me about fucking chinese agents and some shit and i just#want him to hurry up and call my friend so i can go home and get my fucking money at this point#I SHIT YOU NOT#he kept talking for a whole 1 and 30 minutes about just random ass shit even as I kept explaining to him he NEEDS to check in with my friend#but nope nope. too complicated. he needed to get his 'energy' right for a conversation with 'that guy'#but talking to me was fine because he senses i was a kindred spirit#not sure how to take that#anyways i did eventually get him to call and got paid#when i got home but holy fucking shit#there's a lot i'm leaving out here for time and sanity's sake including his nostaligic grilled cheese rambling but yeah
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