Intrusion (a Trolls fanfic)

Summary: Poppy and Branch are out, seeking peace, quiet, and each other. Though, with four not-so-discreet snoopers around, that may not be so much of a possibility

A/N: Welcome to the next oneshot collection I've planned for TBT, "Brodacious!" (Also found on AO3, Wattpad, and Fanfiction.net under the same name) Can't wait to write for the Main 7, but of course, going to kick things off with a little Broppy ;) Think of this first one as a new edition (haha) of my oneshot from Trolls 3.0 "Setting the Mood" (ch 11) Rated G!

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Being a queen was a lot of work.

Branch knew this about Poppy, even before she had officially placed the crown on her head and received the title. Seeing King Peppy run Pop village, and then Poppy succeeding him, he could tell that the duties eventually took their toll on the two Trolls.

But, in turn, that’s what made quiet moments more appreciated. The times where she’d have a break to share alongside Branch for just the two of them to do as they pleased were always cherished, even if it was something simple like staying in his bunker, cuddled on the couch,eating cupcakes and other sweets while whispering silly but sweet things to one another. Or whether it was something a little more planned, like the picnic date he’d taken her out for that evening.

Twilight had fallen, and the sky was painted a beautiful gradient shade of orange and purple. Stars began to dot the sky, and the glow bugs began to flutter out, adding beauty to the scene around them. Though to Branch, nothing was more beautiful than the sight of the pretty pink-haired Troll that he was proud to call his girlfriend, even if she had a little bit of frosting stuck to her cheek from the cupcake she was eating. But it was not to worry. That’s why she had him. He was her partner, the metaphorical king to her queen, and the cupcake-frosting-wiper to her cupcake-frosting-mess.

He chuckled, scooting a little closer and setting his own cupcake down on the picnic blanket so that he could reach up and dab at her cheek with a napkin. She giggled in spite of herself and not being more cautious to not make such a mess eating, and then looked up gratefully into his deep, blue eyes. Branch felt himself entranced by her fuchsia gaze as well, and his hand lingered on her cheek, using his thumb to caress the skin where her cute freckles were. The moment was so perfect – why, it even sounded like there was sweet music going off in his head just from looking at her so.

But… maybe it wasn’t just in his head. Poppy blinked, coming out of her trance, and perked an ear. Branch did too, glancing around but not seeing anyone around just yet. Then he heard the voices a little more clearly – four very distinct and recognizable voices - and some rustling in the nearby bushes as an indicator of where it was coming from.

“Oh, oh-oh-oh, yeaheahah, come on, come on

Oh, oh-oh-oh, Sha-la-lala-la, la-lala, mmm-hmmm…”

Not making a whole lot of effort to hide themselves much, Branch and Poppy could see the heads of John Dory, Clay, and Floyd peeking out from behind the bushes, harmonizing a melody, while Bruce took on the main vocals.

“There, you see her,

Sitting there across the way,

She don’t got a lot to say, but there’s something about her...

And you don’t know why but you’re dying to try

You wanna, kiss the girl…”

Branch rolled his eyes as his other brothers added their own voices.

“Yeah, you want her,

Look at her you know you do,

It’s possible she wants you to,

But there’s one way to ask her

One way to ask her

One way to ask her…

Boy, you better do it soon,

No time would be better,

And it don't take a word, not a single word,

Go on, and kiss the girl, kiss the girl…”

Poppy giggled a little at their antics, but then grimaced a little upon seeing the rather annoyed look on Branch’s face. She knew that Branch definitely didn’t like this. She gently patted his hand. “Hey,” she said softly, “we can move somewhere else, you know.”

Branch glanced at her a bit deadpanned, but then a slight smirk tugged the corner of his lip. “Actually, I’d rather take the advice.”

And before Poppy could question what was going on, she was promptly tugged towards his face, his lips enveloping hers. Poppy sighed gratefully and returned the kiss as an eruption of wolf-whistles and jeering came from the other side of the bush.

“Woo-hoo! Way to go Branch the Heartthrob 2.0!” Bruce called out.

“Cool as ice but with all the spice!” John Dory riffed.

Clay in the meantime elbowed his brothers and gestured out wildly towards the pair. “See? SEE? Serious Boy Clay still has a couple of old tricks up his sleeve!”

“Way to go, Bromeo!” Floyd shouted to Branch encouragingly, clapping his hands.

But Poppy and Branch remained deaf to the brothers, their only focus being on the passion that they ignited between each other.

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A/N: I don't know about you, but when I watched 2023 Little Mermaid earlier this year, my brain kept distracting me by saying "Yo, Sebastian is just Spruce with a Jamaican accent" lmaooo

(also this version of Kiss the Girl is from Descendants 2, it's my fav version :3)

2022

nobody cares how The Fader feels, people pirating music again, nature heals

Les albums :

No Pressure - No Pressure LP DaBoii - Can’t Tame Us BabyTron - Megatron 42 Dugg & EST Gee - Last Ones Left ROSALIA - MOTOMAMI Babyface Ray - FACE Mindforce - New Lords leroy - Dariacore 3 That Kid - Superstar Maud Geffray - Ad Astra

Les chansons :

1. Lil Yachty - Poland 2. Yung Lean - Bliss (feat. FKA twigs) 3. DaBoii - Cole Bennet (feat. Young SLO-BE) 4. So La Lune - Fin Heureuse 5. Charli XCX - Used To Know Me 6. 42 Dugg & EST Gee - Everybody Shooters Too 7. No Pressure - Hand in Hand 8. That Kid - SEX2NITE 9. ROSALIA - SAOKO 10. Knucks & SL - Nice & Good 11. Rio Da Yung OG - Cold Hearted (feat. Louie Ray) 12. Young SLO-BE - Don’t Kome 2 My Funeral 13. Nadir Khalil - Wild Trance 14. Kiddshawnx - Storm (feat. Dripalogic) 15. umru - heart2 (feat. Petal Supply & Rebecca Black) 16. Icewear Vezzo - It’s All On U (feat. Kodak Black) 17. Armani DePaul - IDC (feat. Young SLO-BE) 18. Bandmanrill & Sha EK - Jiggy in Jersey 2 19. JuL - Superstar 20. Kodak Black - Walk 21. Young Smokes - Heart Warming Drill 22. Babyface Ray - 6 Mile Show (feat. Icewear Vezzo) 23. Bandmanrill - BANDTHOVEN 24. Doe Boy - ONNA HOOD (feat. Babyface Ray) 25. BabyTron - Letter To Cornelius 26. Veeze - Close Friends 27. Baauer - Let Me Love U 28. Ralfy The Plug - Caillou Cousin 29. Yeat - Poppin 30. Jensen Interceptor & DJ Fuckoff - Ride 31. Mindforce - All Facts 32. leroy - her head is soooo rolling!! love her 33. Vince Staples - MAGIC 34. Panteros666 - Spooky Bitch (feat. Reeza) 35. Maud Geffray - I Fall At 5 36. Los - RIP Blade (feat. Veeze & WB Nutty) 37. Denzel Curry - X-Wing 38. Tr3yway6k - 50’s to the 100’s (feat. Fat Meech) 39. Veerus - Cash (feat. Freeze Corleone) 40. Lazuli - Casse ton dos (King Doudou Rave Mix) 41. DJ Q & Finn - Speedy Gs 42. PGF Nuk - Waddup (feat. Polo G) 43. Z Money - Lyin Oath 44. Real Boston Richey - Bullseye 2 (feat. Future) 45. Ramirez - Return of the Corpse 46. Yung Kayo - YEET (feat. Yeat) 47. RMC Mike - 6 God 48. Cash Cobain - SLIZZY LIKE 49. Kerchak - Tarzan 50. WYNNE - Nature Heals 51. TrDee - Johnny Test 52. Glorilla - F.N.F. (Let’s Go) 53. EBK Young Joc - Get It Right 54. Bandgang Lonnie Bands - Real Apes (feat. Ice Burgandy) 55. ShittyBoyz - Taliban Ties 56. WB Nutty - Deal With It 57. Lil Baby - U Digg (feat. Veeze & 42 Dugg) 58. Safety Trance - El Alma Que Te Trajo 59. DCB Brothers - Jungle Life 60. 1PLIKE140 - NO LACKIN 61. Krispylife Kidd - GhettoBoy Flow 62. Lil Uzi Vert - Just Wanna Rock 63. Mata - JESTEM POJ384NY 64. OhGeezy - Gallery 65. Lala&ce - FALLAIT DIRE NON 66. Escha & Ytem - Triple M 67. YungManny - MURDAMAN! (feat. Chief Keef) 68. Drego & Beno - Sorry We Was Trapping 69. EBK BCKDOE - Angry Africans (feat. SSRICHH33 & Verde Babii) 70. LUCKI - Y NOT? 71. Rico Nasty - Black Punk 72. Homixide Gang - Lifestyle 73. SosMula - ROBOCOP 74. midwxst - 223’s (feat. BabyTron) 75. 42 Dugg - IDGAF 76. Mini RTTCLAN - 669 Tah (feat. Freeze Corleone) 77. Duke Deuce - Just Say That (feat. Glorilla) 78. Sophie Cates - Cardigan 79. Eyedress - 2 HEADED GOAT 80. K-Trap - Warm Remix (feat. Skepta) 81. Mosca - Foot Clan 82. Tiesto & Charli XCX - Hot In It 83. VR SEX - Crisis Stage 84. Gonemage - The Suffering and Endurance 85. SCH - Transmission Automatique (feat. So La Lune) 86. Kenzo B - The Facts (feat. Young Devyn) 87. Dumar 1k - Crashout (feat. OTM Frenchyy) 88. Flo Milli - Hottie (feat. Babyface Ray) 89. Karma2zz - Trap Aint Dead 90. Omeretta the Great - Sorry Not Sorry (feat. Latto) 91. Flight - The Scale (feat. BabyTron) 92. Future - LIKE ME (feat. 42 Dugg & Lil Baby) 93. Asian Doll - Get Jumped (feat. Bandmanrill) 94. YS - 30 Wit Da 30 95. OmgAddy - Poland Remix 96. Himera - Kiss (feat. Hannah Diamond) 97. Kai Bandz - No Cappin (feat. DaBoii) 98. 2rare - Oochie Coochie 99. SteveDaStoner - Barkin’ 100. Kenshi Yonezu - KICK BACK

Youtube playlist

DL : 1 (alt) / 2 (alt)

Pain of the Tongue

This is not for my SoulTember challenge but the idea is you feel the pain of your soulmate. Marinette feels a familiar pain in her tongue but it fades quicker than last time. Now she has an idea and some suspicions as to who her soulmate is.

Marinette knew she was being rude by ignoring her best friend but this was way more important. The this being the mouth of one Luka Couffaine. It had been bugging her ever since Juleka let it slip that her ever so lovable dumbass of a brother and his walking fashion hazzard disaster of a best friend had done something stupid and Luka had bit through his tongue. The same day hers had started with a sharp pain that faded into a dull one that meant her soulmate had done something to theirs. Which meant that her soulmate could be Luka. Or wishful thinking but she had to prove it one way or another.

"Girl you stare at his mouth any longer and he might just offer his lips to you."

"I want to kiss him but that's so not what this is about." A beat of silence passed and Marinette realized she said that out loud. "Juleka said a couple weeks ago that Luka did something and bit through his tongue right?"

"Uh-huh?" The unsaid I'm not following was loud and clear in the reporter's tone.

"The same day I had a really bad and lingering pain in my tongue. I was thinking about it and a couple years ago I had a sharp unexplainable pain that lasted about four weeks. Looking it up back then to find answers, I found some piercing care websites and the typical healing time frame is four to six weeks. I think Luka has his tongue pierced and he's my soulmate."

"Okay wow, hold on girl." Alya pulled up her notepad on her phone and started a list. "Evidence we can prove please."

"He never shows his tongue, ever. When he laughs, it's always behind his hand or just a quiet chuckle that doesn't show it. Never sticks it out when Juleka does it to him. Juleka always mentions his obsession with rocky road ice cream and how he was ready to die when he couldn't have it for a month. Luka hurt his tongue the same day mine hurt. He's always careful of what he eats, using mouthwash after meals as recommended on those piercing sites."

"Clearly you need to be the Ladyblogger and not me. So what are you going to do? Just bat your pretty blue eyes and lay one on him?"

"Maybe but I need proof first."

"I gotta say, I'm glad we're over the Adrien days."

"Me too Alya, me too."

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The plan was simple: try and make Luka show his tongue. The only problem is she was making him nervous with all her staring and Juleka was noticing. Marinette forgot how focused on something she could be but decided to tone it down otherwise he was going to think she had an unhealthy fascination with his mouth. Which okay she did but not like in a creepy way. Whatever.

"Did Luka do something?"

"Not recently, no."

"Okay… Can I ask why you're staring at my brother like he's a piece of meat?"

"I'm not meaning to! I mean I am staring but like it's for a reason!" She groaned, this wasn't sounding any better by the second. "You can help me. Do you know if Luka has his tongue pierced?"

"Why?" Marinette really hated how all the Couffaines had that stare into your soul look.

"I've been thinking about it and two years ago my tongue had this sharp pain that lasted about a month and then last week it was kind of similar and it seems when Luka hurt his tongue mine started hurting which you know soulmates share each other's pain and it's possible he's mine?" That was tame as far as her rambles normally would go and now she just had to wait.

"So you've been trying to catch… His tongue?"

"Yes."

"You could just ask him"

"I know!"

"Or kiss him, see if it's there." The purple loving girl shrugged as if it wasn't a big deal either way.

"Juleka!"

"No need to sound so scandalized. So maybe he does and maybe he doesn't. How are you going to prove it?"

"Haven't gotten that far."

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Luka grabbed another popsicle from the freezer, it was like back when he had gotten his tongue pierced. He had had it checked out and nothing was wrong with the piercing or the slight scar so the only conclusion he could come to was something to do with his soulmate. Which was weird to think about because it caused a trill of happiness and an equal response of upset. He still held feelings for a certain pink designer after all.

"Oh my God! Have you seen it?! Have you seen it?" Alya's voice could be heard before her footsteps clamored across the deck. Signing, he grabbed a large cup of ice and took that too. They had band practice but his mouth pain was killing him.

"What are you talking about Alya?" Oh hey, Marinette was here too.

"Ladybug! I had a short interview with her and she got her tongue pierced!"

"What?" Okay that wasn't his voice but Juleka was keeping the convo going and he stayed where he was just out of sight for a moment.

"Yeah! She got her tongue pierced! I asked her why she wasn't talking as much in the last few akuma battles and her face looked like she was in pain so she just stuck out her tongue and then yo-yo'd away!"

"That's cool but it must be painful." Marinette was coming around the corner and paused as she saw Luka, raising a fine arched brow as if waiting for an answer.

"It was so cool! I almost missed it on camera but look Rose!"

"Hey Marinette."

"Hey Luka, I have an important question. For tongue piercings at what point is kissing considered okay?"

"Four to six weeks depending on the person and their healing ability. Sometimes its less and if you take good care of it then usually a month as long its not tonsil hockey battle." The response was a knee jerk reaction and recited the exact same words his piercer gave him.

"Hm well I guess I can live with that for now." Why was she getting closer and why- Oh. Oh. Marinette was kissing him. Wait. Kissing him?! Luka froze up and a blush took over his face, causing the sneaky girl to giggle as she pulled back. Patting his cheek with a shy smile, Marinette promptly stuck out her tongue to reveal a bar with two balls the color of Viperion's suit.

"Wait, what?" Luka.exe has crashed.

"You work on getting your brain working again and maybe you can get a second chance at that kiss later."

Oh hell.