in the second to last serial of classic doctor who, the curse of fenric, there are strange pseudo vampires. at one point the doctor explains that - despite the folklore - it’s not the physical crucifix that repels the vampires, it’s the faith of the person holding it, their absolute belief in something more than themselves. the priest present fails to repel the vampires with a crucifix, because his faith had been broken by the events of WWII. the doctor repels the vampires with his faith in those he has had as companions, muttering their names over and over.
i mention all this because - and i am not making this up - it is immediately followed by a soviet man repelling the vampires with the power of belief in communist revolution. they aired this in the 80s.
as the show was then cancelled one story later, it remains the only show to ever be cut down in its prime twenty six seasons in.
call me insane, but i also really think cartman was projecting his own feelings onto stan, in ass burgers he was the one who was getting in the way of stan and kyle's relationship and he was obviously happy that it was that way, also he didn't care when stan was the one spending more time with Tolkien lately (kyle didn't seem to mind either) so is really telling that he only got involved when it came to kyle spending time with someone else outside of the group