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#scentbird ads always skeeve me out
therobotmonster · 7 months
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And today's video is sponsored by Scentberg.
Look, we all live busy, harrowing lives, so none of us really have time to smell good. So spend your few days of vacation down in historic Scentberg, the smelliest city in the nation, but in the good way.
You'll be exposed to a variety of pleasant yet indescribable scents as you walk our well preserved cobblestone streets and are overcharged by employees of megacorporations cosplaying as local business owners. Amble down to forth street for a blast of 'Wandering Wick' or amble to the sea of "Sunset Implications", or take a deep whiff down at the bog for a frozen yogurt and a whiff of "Aural Lavender Surprise".
My personal favorite is the blasted heath above the old cemetery, with notes of pine, ash, hazelnut, caramelized sins and roast brisket.
So come on down and try a free stroll around Scentberg today, or subscribe to Scentberg by moving into one of several abandoned homes on the outskirts of town.
Now back to the video.
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