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for @cake-shop-rarepair-bingo
Title: O fanach robali
Prompts: Thirsty's Special Challenge Card: Savolla || Main Card: meet ugly || Additional Inspirations Card: write in another language
Fandom: The Witcher, Gwent
Rating: G/Not rated
Warnings: No Additional Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Savolla/Sandor de Baccalá
Additional Tags: gossips, meet ugly, bug lovers & enthusiasts
Summary: 5th chapter of the untranslatable fic about the most colorful novigradians, now about entomologists 💕🐛
the unpolished version under the cut :p
provided via Google Translate lmao
Everyone always knew that if old Wiley announced the arena was closed for the weekend in the summer, it was better not to go there at all, no matter what. There was talk that it might be a thicker party of the Kameleon company. So with the sense that if you were not in the subject, so to speak, there was nothing to look for. Only the truth is that it was a meeting of entomologists and they always paid the motherfucker good money for lending the arena.
Because these entomologists are not some village bug fans, but real experts and scholars. Mages and lecturers from Oxenfurt, all of them even from Nilfgaard or Ofir appearing to look at insects.
Well, it is known that such company is a total of greater deviations can have anything Chameleon frequenters. They're just less colorful.
And so they met Savolla, the magician who was expelled from Ban Ard for disciplinary reasons, which is rare there because the school is not famous for its discipline, and Sandor de Baccalá, some minor duke and agent of the blacks.
They only saw each other and the cats started to tremble because they had an ideological clash or who the hell. Savolla was of the Idarran school - that constructs like the Frightener made. And Sandor from Alzul, that is, experimented with mutations. They would gobble about the effects of using something on something's glands, and there would be fisticuffs.
Entolomodists, however, like insects, follow unexplored paths, and you can also find them at the bottom of a glass at the end of the evening. Someone ingenious introduced both gentlemen to Zerrikan moonshine with a scorpion, and before dawn Savolla and Sandor promised each other lifelong friendship, even love, and cooperation between the Salamander and Nilfgaardian intelligence.
And it was from this beautiful relationship that the project was born, which the gentlemen presented the following year, proud as if they had given birth to it themselves. And it was the same self-reproducing Kikimore Queen that escaped from the arena and smashed half of the building.
The Old Fucker wouldn't be swayed by any amount of fistech or black gold, and this was the last year of the entomologists' convention.
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azar: hey sav long time no see
savolla: okay what do you want?
azar: so i'm looking for people who interested in turning 100 crowns to 5000 crowns
savolla: azar... i know you're a good guy but i don't interested in—
azar: oh no i'm not about exploring elven ruins! we will selling fisstech
savolla: i'm in
azar: cool cool
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𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘦, 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘤 𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘶𝘳𝘦𝘴
#gwent#the witcher#radeyah#philippa eilhart#cynthia#savolla#artorius vigo#dethmold#detmold#xarthisius#gwentedit#my gifs#part one
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Savolla - the frightener by Grosnez
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@brand_jm_ Admin: Savolla bo’sa tel qilila yoki Directga yozila👌 https://www.instagram.com/p/CDqO-rBgQmt/?igshid=5zim3obisjd1
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First Lines
just got tagged by @tumbleweedtech , ty <3, to do this lil thing, so let's go!
Rules: Share the first line of your last ten published works or as many as you are able to and see if there are any patterns!
O fanach robali (About fans of bugs) - Gwent | Savolla x Sandor de Baccalá
Wszyscy zawsze wiedzieli że jak latem stary Wiley ogłasza arenę zamkniętą na weekend to lepiej się tam nie kręcić w ogóle, nieważne co.
(Everyone has always known that when old Wiley announces an arena closed for the weekend in the summer, it's better not to hang around there at all, no matter what.)
Prince Troyden and Praetor - Witcher TTRPG | Troyden x OC
“Stay the night,” said Prince Troyden.
2 horny adults at work, shenanigans happen - Witcher | Huebrt Rejk x fem!Jacques de Aldersberg
Hubert Rejk sighed once again.
unruly sacrifice - Witcher, Gwent | Morrigan & Svalblod
It wasn’t entirely uncommon for Morrigan’s followers to send her dead beings as offerings.
Shard of Glass - Witcher | Winter Queen/Gaunter O'Dimm
Truth is but a shard of ice.
feverish Roderick &/x Albrecht - Witcher | Roderick de Wett x OC
Looking at Roderick, actually looking at him, without the veil of pretenses, Albrecht can see why he’s like that.
💕🐛 The Bug Lover 🐛💕 - Witcher | Alzur x Viy
Alzur was always, rather tragically, the type of man who would rather die than admit to being wrong.
two wrongs do (not) make right - Witcher TTRPG | Erland of Larvik x Arnaghad
It’s an old map, one of those that shouldn't be accurate anymore.
Oh, I really wish I was scared to (die) - Witcher | Lara Dorren x Kaedwen Clark
Lara walks through the throne room, an intricate mosaic pattern underneath her feet.
Wild Hungover - Witcher, Cyberpunk 2077
Consider this - You’re sitting by the table, in front of you are M-10AF Lexington with a full clip, a bunch of poppers, DVOM, and a mass of other shit.
looking at this now, ig im leaning towards shorter opening, unless i want to be weird on purpose lol
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✦ thirsty's fav gwent cards (433/∞) Savolla
“ Witcher mutagens are a forgotten treasure. It's time the world learned of their potential. “
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#The Witcher#TW1#Triss Merigold#Triss#Savolla#The Witcher Spoilers#savolla sounds like a type of cured meat#honeset he kind of looks like it too
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@ that Jacques z Hubert case fic bc im standing in the sun and getting delirious
not all but definitely a lot of syndicate characters that were introduced in gwent should be there
as a treat for me and like 2 other people that care
idc i just want Gudrun to call out Jacques & Hubert on their gay bullshit
also Siegfried and Ulrich should both be here, maybe with a whole subplot that's basically 'Siegfried, they're not bff, they're fucking gay' bc that's kinda fun
Ulrich would kinda know that the Order is basically trafficking fisstech and is interconnected with the Salamandra, while Siegfried tries to come to terms with the fact that they're no longer hunting monsters (and that they're trafficking fisstech) 😣
also what's his face de Wett? also here, well maybe mostly at Vegelbud's estate, being his nilf self and absolute annoyance to everyone that speaks with him
Jacques is like how the fuck all these ppl end up working for me??
in the meantime Azar and Professor are unaware of Hubert being furry or that he eats people, they think that coroner and grandmaster are honest to Eternal Fire investigating murders
so they're like fine, they could clearly use some help, let's send someone to look for clues on their own, and then just give all the findings to the boss, easy
so they send Savolla, and he being his absolute unable to be subtle self, walks around the Novigrad with the frightener, like it's an overgrown puppy, no magical abomination
also all musicians in the city are playing Benny Hill chase music. it's not explicitly stated anywhere, but we all know it
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another stupid idea but that DM/GM joke between Siegfried and Ulrich got me thinking that Alvin totally could know enough dnd rules to actually dm game for them
Ulrich plays barbarian or monk, either way his Intelligence stat isn't just the lowest, it's fucking obliterated and he has the time or his life
Alvin is of course aware that he's basically min-maxing, but as long as he has fun role-playing the dumbest killing machine on earth it's fine
Siegfried wanted to play as palladin, but Ulrich was like no that's dumb, right now you're basically palladin, pick something else!
Siegfried, learning about pettiness and spite from the worsts aka his alleged father Jacques dA: Oh, fine... In this case I'll play the sluttiest tiefling warlock 💅
Ulrich: NO! Choose something DIFFERENT 😫
Hubert is also at the table, not because he's into family activities with love of his life, but because Alvin literally tricked him into coming 😔
but he knows rules a bit better than any other person in the party, because Alvin already made him play once
he's cleric, but only because in dnd 5e healing is technically art of necromancy and that's kind of irony he appreciates
Roderick de Wett is also there and he plays sorcerer of noble background
no one knows how exactly it happened that he's playing with them, he just weaseled his way there
tho he looses interest as soon as the battle starts and he does medieval equivalent of checking his phone until it's his turn
and then he's either friendly firing the party with AOE spells or do some bullshit that immediately ends the fight
From the Salamandra Alvin briefly considered inviting Azar Javed, but it's very likely he would end up coming with the Professor and that's just no...
Professor not only is always the most annoying person in the room, which is kind of achievement with Roderick already in there, but he would also play game breaking min-maxed wizard and somehow make it completely unfun
Savolla played once and is since then banned from the table
he was ranger and insisted that his Frightener should roll for themselves
he can come back if someone can convince him that characters without familiars are just as much fun to play as
#alvin x hubert#i spent half of the day on the high ladder cleaning windows#so now I'm full of ideas that are on a sliding scale from stupid to bad#Siegfried & Ulrich#Schadenfreude fic
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