"Go to the beach," they said. "It'll be fun," they said. Well, parents, you were incorrect. All I got out of my day at the beach is an awful sunburn.

How about some, like, remixes tonight?

I slept for almost a whole day. I didn't even know that was possible.

First day actually being able to skateboard in a while and it feels great.

Boy, I sure enjoy watching sports. When they throw the ball? Classic.

I'm free for the rest of the night, let's do something!

Y'all are weak. Drink a glass of water and shut up...

Honestly, is it too much to ask for a proper glass of water at restaurants?

I think I might try to convince mother and father to let me take a weekend trip to Manhattan in the coming up weeks. Goodness knows I need a bit of culture infused into my life.  

Requests?

It's awfully difficult to lead an interesting life when you have no friends and absolutely nothing to do.

I'm pretty sure that my father still hasn't noticed that I am home.

I should be banned from going out in public. Honestly, it’s just a bad idea sometimes.

I could really go for some taco bell right now.