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Steam Powered Giraffe Mechanisms crossover bulletfic

I had an idea for a Steam Powered Giraffe au where Commander Cosmo and the Steam Powered Giraffe heroes formed a crew of space adventurers to track down traces of the necrostar and thwart the tragedies it leaves behind. (Those tragedies of course would be the events of the Mechanisms albums)

But this idea got too big and I don’t know if I ever would have been able to write it. I enjoy thinking about this au, but I would not be able to do it justice with my current writing skill. So as a compromise with myself, here is the plot it would have had in bullet points.

WOW This got WAY LONGER than I thought it would so prepare yourself for that going in.

Beginning/setup

Commander Cosmo’s celebration of defeating the Astronaut is short lived when he realizes that the body of the Astronaut has been possessed by the Necrostar, creating the Necronaut

He decides to assemble a team of heroes (“all of them”) to follow the readings he picked up and try to defeat the necronaut. He feels it is his responsibility as he thinks it was his fault the necronaut exists

While he does this, though, he needs to keep Cosmica close by so he can teach her how to not kill everyone and also supervise her, which she resents a bit, but ultimately understands the purpose of

Cosmo, along with the crew of the SS Alexander go to earth. Cosmo meets with SPG and they tell him about all the heroes they know of, starting with Delilah Morreo who is still alive due to being a wraith

They know that in order to not mess with the timeline, they must take the older heroes out of their timelines after or right before they die. That presents the problem of keeping them alive

Delilah and Cosmo come up with devices to technologically augment the heroes with blue matter and a touch of green.

Delilah learned about some of this engineering technique from a fellow scientist she met a while back who she had to end her research fellowship with once she learned the scientist was a vampire

They rescue Captain Albert Alexander shortly after he sank to the bottom of the sea, using a stealth submarine and brought him back to life with mechanical lungs to replace the ones damaged by water intake

They rescue Rex Marksley in his own home as a disease that left him blind was about to kill him, and give him a new pair of mechanical eyes that can aim even better than his natural eyes. He opts to wear dark goggles over his eyes as he adjusts, and he can see just fine out of them. He didn’t want to be saved, but he was not going to turn down his world in a time of need

They rescue Lilly “Airheart” on the mountainside, leaving only Jimmy’s goggles behind. Lilly already had an engine for a heart, being half plane, and so all Cosmo and Delilah had to do was add a blue matter core to it. Lilly wished she could take Jimmy’s goggles with her as she learns to pilot a spaceship.

Without information on how Roller Skate King, Salgexicon, and Leopold Expiditus died, they cannot take them out of the timeline, and the Suspender man wasn’t much of a hero, so those four got left back on earth

Cosmo entrusts the safety of present day earth with Olly and the Equinox Band (they were already doing it anyway, because technically this timeline’s Cosmo is still in the star)

The rescued heroes freak out about being in space and in the future but eventually get used to it enough to do what they were brought to do

Once Upon a Time in Space

They track traces of the Necronaut to an old, dangerous sector of space in the far future, as well as traces of a matter type similar to red matter, but it’s frequency is slightly higher

They discover that King Cole is using a new thing called Orange Matter to keep himself alive and create Rose Red clones fueled by the war he eternally wages. It is unsure whether the war fuels the orange matter, or if the orange matter just makes everyone want to go to war

The Necronaut’s meddling would set this up to be a tragedy, so Cosmo’s team intervened

Because most of them cannot die, when the defense grid is brought down around New Constantinople, it is the crew of the SS Alexander that go into the caverns below the palace and confront King Cole.

Captain Albert Alexander fought off the Three Little Pigs with the help of Rav, and at the same time

Rex Marksley brought down King Cole with a single shot right through the heart.

Commander Cosmo breaks through the life pod containing Rose

Together they personally escort Rose back to Cinders, and meet Snow on the way

They collect the red matter and store it in a lead lined container for later study, but investigation reveals there used to be more.

Tales speak of a mysterious figure that talked to King Cole and showed him how to use a natural resource of New Constantinople to extend his life. Some people say the figure is the devil

Ulysses Dies at Dawn

Acheron run on purple matter, which symbolizes desire

There used to be some in the vault, and the radiation still remains, pulling in certain suits and olympians, making them sure they want what’s inside

The radiation itself manifested a seed’s simple desire to grow into a tree

Our heroes seek an audience with Hades who is very interested in their story and does not seem to be who they say they are

Though Hades won’t help, they did learn a bit about their plan and go to the vault before the suits

Gidget takes the trial of wits

Captain Albert Alexander took the trial of strenght

Cosmica passed the trial of song

Lily took the trial of love and came right back to life after the contraption killed her

They see it’s just a tree, and close the vault again

They tell the suits that it’s just a tree

Life in the City goes on

“Is that all? Is the tragedy averted?”

“This whole place is a living tragedy”

They confiscate the purple matter and help negotiate positive social change (it helps when you have two glowy people that could destroy the planet in an instant)

High Noon Over Camelot

Needless to say, both Rex and Rav are excited about the next destination

Though the latter is disappointed that the solution to this particular tragedy is not blowing up the sun before the station can fall into it

Scans of the station reveal broken communication systems as well as where the command center was and a life sign indicating someone in stasis, as well as a bunch of other life signs

Scans also reveal a Matter type that by process of elimination can be assumed to be yellow

To not startle the inhabitants, the human looking people (Lilly, Delilah, Captain, and Rex) go into the main station to talk to the people about finding a solution (Lilly and Delilah have to wear cloaks but at least they’re not green)

Rav, and cosmo go below to look for the person in stasis, leaving Cosmica alone with Booplax and Gidget as a test of her ability to not destroy things when left to her own devices

Cosmo destroys the gun turrets guarding the captain’s cabin and they find and talk to Captain David Robert Matthea, who tells them about the GRAIL and the problems with the station

Rex, Captain, Delilah, and Lilly meet Merlin, hear his prophecies (he is very confused that they are here. He did not Foresee that), and Lilly talks to the ghouls while Rex and Captain talk to the townsfolk

They reconvene and Delilah and Lilly talk about how Ghouls have their own culture and how they raised a human as their own

Rex and Captain talk about the townsfolk’s prejudice and the problems of living on the station

They try to educate each side about the other, and get noticed by Mordred and they work together to try for peace with the ghouls, but Gawain and the pendragons aren’t convinced

Delilah investigates the Siege seat and determines it’s purpose

About this time, Rav and Cosmo come back up through the saloon entrance, shocking a lot of people.

The commotion draws the rest of the team and Cosmo imputs the key and explains to the pendragon gang about what’s going on

They are inclined to believe a glowy person that just popped out of the floor, but that doesn’t mean they think he should declare himself captain

The pendragons eventually agree that Arthur should be captain and they get the station out of the decaying orbit around the sun

In celebration, Mordred reveals that he is Arthur’s son, and explains the whole being trans thing

Using the grail, they fix some of the problems with the station, and as people have less problems, they become more open to diplomacy

Having a son that’s living proof that Ghouls are not all bad also does not hurt

On the way out, Merlin asks for a ride in their spaceship, the crew is surprised he knows what a spaceship is until he reveals that he’s not from the station, nor is he actually named Merlin

Leaving the station they look for where the yellow matter radiation readings were coming from and find it was inside the sun.

As the sun radiated the station with heat, the yellow matter inside radiated the station with fear, turning beings who were exposed to long into things that elicited fear, and causing the townsfolk with less but still significant radiation to fear each other and fear those who were different

Cosmica and Cosmo enter the star together to take the yellow matter out and carefully contain it

The crew help Merlin Brian find his ship using readings from his own self regenerating technology which seems to run on green and blue matter as well

The crew get to know Brian a bit and they swap stories

Meeting with the Mechanisms

The SS Alexander is given permission to dock on the Aurora once Brian’s transmission goes through

Brian introduces them to each other

“So you’re the ones who have been ruining our perfectly good tragedies!”

Conflict, arguing

There’s plenty of tragedy in space, find something else is the general consensus, as well as, a story doesn’t have to be completely true for it to matter and be a good story

They did have one more story they were looking into though and when Cosmo hears about it, he knows it will be their final stand

The Bifrost Incident

The heroes go to Yggdrasil

The mechanisms don’t get involved because it could still go tragically

Cosmo and the Necronaut meet in a dream where the Necronaut brags about his final plan and ends up revealing that his plan involves Odin

The crew head to Asguard and try to convince Odin to not launch the train but she cannot be convinced, the Necrostar has been whispering to her, though she knows it by a different name.

The Necronaut was made of green matter.

It took blue matter energy from the conflict it orchestrated between SPG and the Space Gaint, as well as the Sky Sharks.

It got Red Matter from Commander Cosmo’s core when it tried to kill him

It got orange matter from New Constantinople, far in the future when it obtained some of the substance in return for teaching the king how to use the rest to live forever, though it did not tell him the affect it would have on his mind

It got purple matter from the City, buried amongst the roots of a tree, and once again showed an ambitious young man how to use it to get what he most desired

It got yellow matter from a burning orb of fear, and on the way out, pulled a space station just close enough that it would start to fall into the sun, gradually.

Now it had a whole rainbow, creation and destruction, fear and desire, passion and death, and it looked a bit different

And Odin intended to launch a train right into it

Nothing about the train or the ritual was what it wanted. What it really cared about was the people on the train, and the tragedy they could cause

One final tragedy, if done right, combined with the power of a rainbow of matter, would make the Necronaut unstoppable

Odin launches the train

The crew manage to get on the train but they don’t know how to stop it.

Relying on old faithful, they begin looking for signs of the beginnings of a tragedy.

It is difficult because they all look strange now, but they split up to do their best

Cosmica and Cosmo exit the train and are inside the swirling rainbow of the necronaut’s new form. They want to try talking to him

The rest of the crew talk to as many people as possible and poke around with Gidget hacking into things and they find Loki

A person with an orange streak in their hair and no memories sounds like it could lead to tragedies

Delilah tries to use an alchemical compound with blue matter to restore her memories but it is temporary, and what she says doesn’t make sense

See Thor outside of Loki’s cabin, Thor goes in, gets mad and asks them about it, they tell him what they learned

Thor goes to confront Odin, the others follow

The crew take out the guards to protect Thor but try to convince him to not kill Loki

They listen to him about Balder and explain about how the train is Very Bad and Loki was right for trying to stop it

Thor asks for proof and Rav just points out the window where cosmo and Cosmica are fighting a physical manifestation of the necronaut

Cosmica pulls a “he’s still in there” and tries to bring back the Astronaut by singing a bit of Soliton

For a moment, it seems like it worked, and the monstrous necrostar form turns into the Astronaut

Cosmica holds his face in her hands and tells him she missed him

The Astronaut smiles for a moment before his face falls

“You let me die.”

Cosmica pulls back, letting go of his hands but he grabs her and pulls her in with a look of rage on his face

“You let me DIE!” His sonic voice sends shockwaves that knock cosmo back a few feet and shake the train

Back on the train, Thor believes the crew but doesn’t know how to stop this from going badly, neither does anyone else

Out of ideas, they go back to Loki and find Sygn

They talk about the train stuff and Sygn comes with them to investigate the engine room and brings Loki

They see Kvasir and the altar but before they can panic, Gidget or Delilah warns that pulling him out would cause him to bleed out

They investigate the controls and try to gather first aid supplies

No one can make heads or tails of what the controls do so they decide to take Kvasir out

Surely messing with the system is the opposite of what the necronaut wants!

Things go wrong. They try to patch up kvasir but he’s loosing too much blood, thrashing, and he dies

The gears warp and the train goes weird

Squamous things appear on the train, caused by the rainbow Matter of the Necronaut seeping in either on purpose or on accident and everything is a blue of color and fear and destruction and desire and death and creation and passion

Back outside of the train, the astronaut shakes with rage as Cosmica tries to explain herself

He won’t listen, and ends up monologuing about how Cosmica betrayed him and the necrostar showed him how powerful he could be if he joined it, how he could get revenge on her and Cosmo for ruining his cosmic love, but how this final tragedy will once and for all achieve his goal, he and the necrostar will become one for good and he will always be the speed of light

The Crew on the train rush to save as many people as possible, leaving only Lilly behind with Loki and Sygn in the engine room. Now that the chaos of the train is unleashed, the energy of all the matter types in the train restores Loki’s memory

Thor continues through the train to confront Odin and Rav goes with him to help even the odds

In the engine, Loki and Sigyn realize that if the train doesn’t have blood, it will arrive in Midguard and could take the evil it’s passed through with it, and they go to unhitch the engine but just then, Cosmica is thrown into the engine car from above by the Necronaut, ripping the ceiling open a bit

Cosmica sees what Loki and Sigyn were about to do and warns them against it

“You shouldn’t have to sacrifice the person you love, not if there’s another way. And there’s always another way”

The Astronaut is surprised to hear this, it seems to get through to him, if even a little, though the Necrostar in him tries to fight it

Seeing an opening, Cosmica gives a good apology for letting him die and appeals to his humanity

He has another “what have I done” moment and lets Cosmica and Cosmo separate him from the Necrostar fragment which they contain

Without the Necrostar fragment keeping him alive, he finally perishes for good and Cosmica kisses him as he takes his final breaths. “I won’t leave you this time”

Epilogue

The bifrost/necrostar collapses without the core fragment to keep it together

Thor and Rav defeat Odin with the power of the explosives that Rav always seems to have on him, but it shatters the windows of the observation deck and they are holding on for dear life

Cosmo and Cosmica bring the train back to ground

They go back to earth to share the good news and figure out what to do with a handful of immortal people

#the astronaut spg #steam powered giraffe #spg fanfic #bullet fic #rex marksley #captain albert alexander #airheart #commander cosmo #the daughter of space #delilah morreo #ravaxis starburner

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you-know-yeah · 2 years

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>:) Howdy again! I was wondering if you could do a salgexicon x reader where he let's off some... frustration on his s/o after a failed dungeon run?

Uhhhh yeah. Salgexicon is totally a bottom, but what if he was dominant for once in his life????

CW for cursing, angry sex(??), and anal sex

“Fuck!” Salgexicon yelled, slamming his fist into a tree in frustration.

You could only half-heartedly nod, doing your best to catch your breath. The collapsed dungeon entrance taunted you, the boulders seeming to exude some sort of mocking aura. The dungeon run you and Salgexicon had been on had turned out to be… less than successful.

You were pretty disappointed, but Salgexicon was frustrated to the stars and back. “Fucking godsdammit all! That shouldn’t have been hard! WHY WAS IT HARD?!?” Salgexicon roared, his eyes almost burning as he punched the tree yet again.

“Salgexicon-” You were cut off as Salgexicon let out a frustrated groan, sinking to the ground and rubbing his bruised knuckles, glaring fiercely at the ground. “What.”

“It doesn’t matter, we can always raid other dungeons,” You said comfortingly, sitting down beside him.

Salgexicon didn’t respond; he glared down at the grass, still rubbing his bruised knuckles. He was sulking, like a child would have, but it was endearing to you. “Stupid…” Salgexicon muttered, his eyes flicking back to the collapsed entrance.

“Hey,” You said, snapping your fingers in front of his face to get his attention. “Don’t think about that. Look at me.”

His eyes met yours, some leftover rage still smouldering in his hazel irises. His eyes softened, love replacing the anger. There was still frustration there, though. You could see it in the way his hands were clenched and how his shoulders were stiff. “Can I help you relax? Is there anything I can do?” You asked, running your hand up and down his back.

Salgexicon sighed, running a hand through his hair wearily. “At this point, nothing would help,” He said, sounding so frustrated and so annoyed that it was starting to become contagious.

“Oh? Is that so?” You purred, a grin coming across your face. You reached over and gently pulled him into a kiss, working your lips against his softly. He made a cute little noise, leaning into the kiss and matching your pace perfectly.

You pulled away to see Salgexion’s face, somewhat dazed and also somewhat thoughtful. He paused for a second before grabbing your face, pulling you into a kiss that was far more heated than the last. You let out a noise of surprise before reciprocating, kissing back with just as much fervour. "So… I guess… the kiss helped?" You said between kisses, smiling against his lips.

"Shut up," Salgexicon said breathlessly and sternly, his hands travelling down to wrap around your waist as he pulled you closer to him.

You nodded, pulling him into your lap as he took over, his lips absolutely entrancing against yours. You moaned into the kiss, your arms wrapping around his waist as you tried to pull him impossibly closer. "Oh fuck~" You whimpered, panting heavily when Salgexicon finally pulled away.

You were hard, there was no denying it. The way Salgexicon was sitting on you made it so, with every shift, your cock rubbed against his ass. And Salgexicon was doing a lot of shifting around. “Sal-Salgexicon, please-” You whined, gripping his forearms tight as you held back the almost undeniable urge to grind up into his ass.

"Oh, fuck, yes~" Salgexicon moaned against your mouth, grinding down on your bulge.

All the air left your lungs and you gasped, immediately grasping his cloak’s sleeves. “Ohfuck,” You gasped, your mouth falling open.

“You like that, hmm? You’re already so ready for me to fuck you~” Salgexicon said, his tone smug but still sounding somewhat frustrated.

You nodded, reaching down and undoing your belt buckle. You slipped your pants open, letting out a breathy moan as your erection sprang out, hard and begging for attention. Salgexicon paid it no mind, instead opting to continue kissing the living daylights out of you. “W-Wait, Salgexicon-” You tried to plead, but a quick jerk to your cock shut you up.

“I’ll get on your cock when I want to,” He growled, his eyes burning with reignited anger.

Well. You hadn’t had angry sex with Salgexicon before, but, apparently, you were about to get a demonstration of what it was like. Salgexicon also wasn’t dominant much, so this was a treat. You nodded, letting him take control of the kiss as you pulled him closer.

His hips brushed against your exposed cock and you couldn’t help but whine, your grip tightening in his cloak as he wrapped his arms around your neck, pulling you closer. He just kept on kissing you, somehow rougher with each moment, all while neglecting your poor cock. By the time he finally started digging around in his pockets for that little vial of oil he always had on him, you were either about to start begging or you were going to flip him over and fuck his ass yourself.

He finally fished it out and dumped some of the rose-coloured oil over his fingers, pulling his pants down with his non-slick hand. He was desperately hard as well, his cock swollen and dark, but he batted your hand away when you reached for it, glaring. “Did I say you could touch me?” He growled.

You shook your head, swallowing nervously. “That’s right,” He said.

His slick hand travelled behind his thigh, no doubt pressing against his hole. Usually you were doing this, and how uninvolved you were right now made you want to cry. His breath hitched as he pushed one finger in, his eyes fluttering shut as he leaned forward, bracing himself on your shoulder with his free hand. He then added a second- you could tell in the way his breath caught, his eyebrows pressing together.

“Salgexicon, please,” You muttered pathetically, still gripping his cloak.

“Shut. Up.” Salgexicon said, trying to sound stern as his voice wavered.

You knew he was stretching himself open, those long fingers usually used for spellwork readying himself for your cock. The thought made you whine, tugging on his sleeves impatiently. His eyes snapped open and he frowned at you, pulling his fingers out of his ass. “You just can’t fucking wait, can you?” He snarled.

You knew that was some of the hostility from his leftover anger, but fuck if it wasn’t hot. He still had some oil left on his hand, smeared messily over his palm and some of his fingers. He considered it for a moment, looking at his hand before glancing down to your aching cock and smiling deviously. He then began jerking you off, being not at all gentle as he smeared the oil from his hand onto your dick.

You let out a cry, your hips jerking up into his palm as your grip tightened significantly in his cloak. "O-Ohhhhh fuck~" You moaned, your mouth falling open as your eyes shut.

"You like that?" Salgexicon purred, his hand moving faster.

You nodded, moaning as he finally gave you that stimulation that you craved. Each movement was precise and practised; you recognised some of his wrist movements from when he was casting spells. You couldn't remember which spells, though- your brain was too busy turning into a pile of pleasured mush.

His hand left your cock and you whined, your hips instinctively jerking forward for more of that delicious friction. Salgexicon forced you back onto the ground, growling, "Stay."

You nodded, still keeping your eyes closed. There was a sad loss of heat as Salgexicon shifted around on your lap before you felt the tip of your cock pressing against his hole. He didn't give you any further warning than that before he started sinking down on your dick.

You let out a surprised cry, your hands flying to his hips. You were so sensitive, especially compared to Salgexicon. He had gotten more prep than you had, and it was showing. "Ohhhh fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck-" You whimpered, resisting the urge to buck up into him.

Salgexicon didn't reply, too busy with taking your cock to answer. When his hips finally settled onto yours, you were shaking and Salgexicon was panting. He was unbelievably tight and hot, even with the stretching he had gotten. "So gooood~" You moaned, your grip on his sleeves tight.

Salgexicon didn’t say anything, sitting on your lap quietly as his entire body quivered. He finally quietly moaned out, “Fuuuuck…” before lifting himself up and slamming himself down again, drawing a cry from your lips.

You let out a keening whine, bowing your head as your grip got impossibly tighter. Salgexicon paid no mind as he started riding you, letting out delicious moans and groans as he gripped your shoulders for balance. His pace was steady but also quick, sending your mind in circles. “Stupid fucking dungeon…” Salgexicon hissed under his breath, his hands tightening on your shoulders.

You nodded mindlessly, your mouth open as you tried to keep breathing steadily. If you hadn’t, you probably would’ve passed out by now. Salegexicon suddenly froze, letting out a cry and you knew that he had just hit his prostate. He resumed riding you with fervour, panting heavily and letting out loud moans and whimpers each time he hit home.

"Oh stars, oh stars, oh stars so good so good…" Salgexicon whimpered, his voice going up a few octaves as he moved a hand to his mouth, his eyes closed tight.

You knew he was close to his orgasm, and you were desperately close to your own. "Fuck please please please please," You moaned, feeling yourself get so close to that edge.

Salgexicon nodded and you came with a moan, shooting your cum into his ass. Salgexicon came right after, clenching around your sensitive cock and making you mewl as his cum splattered onto your shirt. He moaned shakily before slumping into your shoulder, breathing heavily with your cock still in his ass.

You cupped the back of his neck, pressing kisses to the skin you could reach. You’d need to change your shirt, but you didn’t really mind. Salgexicon seemed a whole lot more relaxed now and you could definitely say you were quite relaxed yourself. “Are you okay?” You hummed, rubbing your thumb over his cheekbone.

Salgexicon nodded, sighing shakily before sitting up. “Yeah… I just really needed that,” He replied, nuzzling your hand and pressing a soft kiss to your palm.

He got off of you, your cock slipping out of his ass and prompting a half-moan from you and a hiss from him. You both got properly dressed and you couldn’t help but look at Salgexicon. His hair was tousled and his cheeks were still somewhat flushed. You also knew that your cum would soon start to leak from him, maybe prompting you two to indulge in some more… “relaxation”.

He stood up and you had to stifle your giggle at how his legs wobbled. He leaned heavily on his staff and glared at you, obviously not amused. “Shut up.”

#sexpg #sexpoweredgiraffe #sex powered giraffe

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