Hear me out. I can't be the only one that wants to fuck Al's demon form. Like not just the black eyed tentacle gig, I'm talking full form like the size and all đ I can take it I swear, Al (narrator: she could not)
Title: A Reminder To AllâŠ
Themes: its giving monster fuc but like oof, demon!form Alastor, tentacles, established relationship, rough sex, growling, blood, possessive behavior, antlers, animalistic behaviors.
It was a rather quiet afternoon at the Hazbin Hotel.
You were up in the radio tower straightening a few things while Alastor was out doing gods know whatÂ
You decided that since you had cleaned up most of the place that you would take a stroll through town as some down time.
You hummed a tune as you passed many sinners out and about. Your stroll led pass the digital shop. You slowed as you noticed a crowd gathered outside a Voxtech store.
There were multiple tvs playing things in the windows and what caught your attention was the deals they had going on.
You bit your lip. Oh it couldnt hurt to window shop right?
You entered and was immediately overwhelmed by all the fancy tech.
why did hell need modern tech you had no idea.
A shiny pink camera caught your attention.
And it was cheap.
You did need a new camera. It would help with advertisement and to show the progress of the hotel you thought as you happily paid for it and went about your way.
what you didnât know was that Vox had been tracking you the moment you left the hotel.
that camera of yours was now his gateway into seeing what Alastor was up to.
Once back at the hotel you pulled out your shiny new purchase.
you turned it on and walked around filming a bit.
You checking the footage to check out the quality when you heard a record scratch
âwhat is that my dear?âÂ
You jumped at the sound of Alastorâs voice and spun around holding the camera
His eyes narrowed on it and quirked his brow at you, airing for an explanation.
âWell Al I-I just thought that the hotel could use a camera to help with promoting. We can record our progress. Now you donât have to do all the work.â You said with a nervous smile, hoping he wouldnât toss it.
He walked closer to you, mainly keeping his eyes on the tech.
âand where did you get such a frivolous thing?âÂ
you gulped âAt the v-voxtech storeâ
His ever-present smile tightened before he shrugged âfine if you think itâll helpâ
you breathed a sigh of relief and happily went about your way testing it out.
Unaware of the growing shadows emitting from him.
after spending a few hours getting the hang of your new device, you decided to call it a night and put your camera on your nightstand as you got ready for bed.
You shivered slightly under your cover, grumbling you furrowed further to seek some warmth.
why the hell was it so cold?
you shifted again in bed to feel a heavy weight on top of you.
your eyes flew open and you were met with a very frightening sight.
Alastor.
In his demon form.
Your breath got caught in your throat âA-Al?â
He tilted his head, smile wide and sharp âSleeping well my dear?â His voice was staticky and distorted.
you were so confused.
you hardly EVER saw Alastor upset, especially to the point were he was in his demon form.
âWhy is that in your room dear?â He hissed out, jutting his chin to your camera.
You tilted your head confused at his question.
he was angry about a damn camera?
A clawed hand was at your throat.
âI allow many things dear, but this unattractive piece of scrap in your room? That is where I draw the lineâ
You let out a squeak as your clothes suddenly disappeared and covers ripped away.
âA-Al?!â
Your hands were quickly restrained by his shadows and your legs were spreaded to welcome him closer.
when the hell did he undress?
You felt the faint ghost touch of a tentacle slide against your cunt, teasing your clit. You let out a soft moan.
âAlready soaking dearest?â He hummed amused.
You felt the weight of his dick slap against your cunt.
your eyes widened he wasnât going toâŠ
âAlastor w-wait! I c-canât!â
A long tongue sweated the side of your face
âBut you will darlingâ and with that he slammed into you.
Your body seized at the sudden intrusion. You let out a cry that was silenced by a tentacle wrapping around your mouth.
Alastor rutted into you, growling and snarling.
Your eyes faintly drifted to the camera by your bed.
A blinking red dot turned on and off.
Alastor gave you a rather harsh thrust.
âeyes on me dearâ
you whined loudly, trying to shift your body to accommodate to his harsh thrusting. Your eyes drifted to the top of his head.
Antlers.
you felt your fingers itch with the need to find purchase on them.
you gave a tug at the shadows and huffed, making little grabbing motions hoping he would get the hint.
he granted you grace and your hands immediately flew to his antlers.
He let outa low growl and sunk his teeth into your shoulder.
With his dick hitting that delious spot inside you, you could feel him bottoming out.
You were flipped onto your stomach, facing the camera.
the shadow around your mouth disappeared and a claw hand found your tongue.
âput on a show Mon cherâ You felt him flush against you.
Moans and whines filled the room as he pounded your cunt.
A high pitch whine left your throat as you felt your cunt clench around him.
you were gonna cum soon.
âA-Al-la-stor Ah!â Your eyes crossed as your body tensed and twitched from your orgasm. He let out a deep growl and quickened his pace.
Did he get bigger?
you were suddenly face to face with him.
Your noses brushing against each other as he sought after his own release.
Your arms wrapped around his elongated neck and a hand found one of his ears.
you tugged.
Static ran through your body as he slapped his lips on yours and slammed his hips into you, purring as he filled you with his cum.
you whimpered as your legs were finally released and dropped.
Alastor was breathing heavy as he reached over to the camera
âhope you enjoyed the show old palâ he laughed before destroying the camera.
you were drifting to sleep as you watched him transform back to normal.
âsleep well my dearâ was the last thing you heard as he tucked you into his side, humming a soft tune with a wide smile.
a/n: everybody and they mama was in shambles. Itâs not my fault YEW chose Tori mane đ (Iâm just kidding plz donât get me) so I made this part 2 đđœ Iâm personally not the biggest fan of this part 2, but Ik you all have been waiting for it. I was conflicted on how to end this piece and Iâm scared that it shows đ
A part of you has begun to hate fame. At the same time, youâre grateful for everything, for everyone. Youâve started to hate how invasive everyone has become. Thereâs a camera in your face every single time you step into your home. Thereâs always some sort of hateful tweet or Instagram comment which is mostly due to your lack of management. The only person that you know that was ever good with hooking you on to others was Riri.
Sheâs barely in your life so things arenât the same. You have a whole group of people with you at all times. Especially on your tour. Itâs so close to ending with LA as its last location.
You finally make it to your hotel room with Tori trailing behind you. She seems to be enjoying the fame, sheâs gained quite a bit since your relationship is now public. Now itâs broadcasted, and everyoneâs wondering who she is. And since youâre with her all the time, you decided that she might as well be a part of your team, as a manager. She manages your schedule, and what time everything happens.
The real reason is so she can communicate with anyone that needs to reach you. Riri included. Not that you canât speak to her but you wouldnât be able to handle interacting with her after what happened four months ago. So you have Tori handle it.
âDamn, New York! I did not miss this,â She chuckles as you chuck your heels off. Youâre exhausted but you offer a curt smile anyway.
âYeah, same.â You agree. You rush into the lush bathroom, ripping off your lashes, and wiping off your makeup. You slip into the shower quickly and head out in a fluffy robe to hear Tori on the phone. Sheâs sitting on the edge of the California-sized Bed, tightly gripping the phone. She catches you at the door frame and visibly relaxes.
âYeah but you know she got early mornings tomorrow, I donât think you should come.â She says with some edge to her voice. You approach her, watching her eyes trail over your frame before you cup her cheek. Youâd like to think that your relationship is fixing itself. Youâre starting to feel like the boredom is stability.
âWho was that?â
âNo one.â She promises while wrapping her arms around your waist.
âŠ
You canât spend your mornings admiring the beautiful city or taking walks like you used to. Thereâs something nostalgic about being in New York again. Itâs like being home again. Despite how irritating it can get, and ending up at the 125th by accident, youâve missed the chaos of it all.
But, you canât have everything. You canât stand still and admire anything either. So you get ready in the morning while itâs still dark. While rubbing cream into your face, you notice the deep bags that have begun to form beneath your eyes after a hot shower.Â
Sleep has been difficult lately. Not only do you get six hours at best, the quality of it sucks. The mattress in the hotel is barely comfortable to you, too soft. You find yourself sinking in silk sheets at night. And it doesnât help that you get super cold, Tori likes to keep to her side of the bed and nine times out of ten her back is facing your own so warmth from her isnât even an option.
You step out of the bathroom, dressed in dark sweats and a gray hoodie to match. You barely look done up, but thatâs not anything you're concerned about right now.
You sit at the foot of the bed, reaching for Tori to pull her out of sleep.
âTori, câmon, wake up.â You breathe out. She wakes up with a jolt, looking around and forcing a chuckle out of your lips.
âŠ
âThat was gorgeous! Y/N!â A manager speaks, hollering from the empty crowd. A thin layer of sweat covers your body as you finally take in a needed deep breath. You donât remember this hurting so bad during your last performance. You see hundreds of seats in front of you, but they arenât filled just yet. Youâre sure they will be in less than 13 hours. You had to go over your entire routine, itâs a lot. More than youâve ever done but youâve worked through it and thatâs all that matters. A manager of the venue wanted to watch you rehearse and seems to have enjoyed it. You smile at him in thanks and sit on the edge of the stage, reaching for the water bottle next to you.
After a while, you go backstage to find Tori on the phone. She notices you and smiles.
âAlright, Iâll call you back.â She says, quickly stuffing her phone in her pockets.
âI heard you, you sounded good, babe.â She smiles as her hand grazes your arm. She takes a step closer to you and lowers just a bit to whisper into your ear.Â
âAfter this event, we could-â You begin.
Her phone rings again. She takes a step back, smiling at you before walking away. Youâve been trying your best to fix everything. To bring you back to the way things were before. Sheâs been on the phone more often than usual lately. Youâre sure itâs just to manage your schedule and whatnot so you donât question it.Â
âŠ
By the time the performance is broadcast all over social media, youâre already on a plane to LA for your next location. Tori decided to linger in the last tour location, saying she had things to wrap up.
You blast some Sade up into your headphones and lean back into your seat. First class seats werenât anything that you were able to experience back then so you take advantage of it now and do your best to relax despite the headache beginning to form. You close your eyes, the aches in your body finally releasing.
Before you can truly relax, you blink your eyes open, looking around to see a familiar head. A woman is sitting across the other isle right next to you, facing the window but with gorgeous braids and spare curls gracefully falling next to them. Sheâs not sitting normally, instead, she has one foot perched up on the seat and low-hanging sweats. She turns around and meets your gaze.
Riri.
You blink again and do your best to shake the thought out of your head. When your vision clears you realize that itâs just a woman that youâve never seen, dressed in regular clothing at that.  Â
Youâve been trying not to think about her. The guilt is beginning to chew at you again. She was one of the realest people you will ever meet in this industry. The way you ended was messy but you wished she was at least still a friend. But you canât have that. You canât have her and Tori at the same time, she told you herself.
âI want nothing less. I don't want to be the other woman.â
She couldnât ever possibly be the other woman.
âŠ
âThank you! Los Angeles!â You yell out onstage. This is your second to last show and you went all out. Your adrenaline is at an all-time high like it always is when youâre on stage but all you can focus on is how much these platform heels are killing your ankles. The crowd is so loud you canât hear yourself and the beat of your music is just as loud if not louder than they are.Â
The song You were originally supposed to end with was the last one you made with Riri but it was somehow scrapped from the list. You donât know how or why but right before you got up on stage, Tori had told you to not bother performing It.
You get backstage, relieved that youâre finally done with All the performing and exhaustion. You donât see Tori backstage like you expected.
Itâs Riri in the flesh. Or at least you think it is so blink once, really hard to focus. She canât be here but youâll take your chances.
You wrap your arms around her shoulders, tightening so youâre pressed against each other.
âI missed you.â You smile as she rubs your back. She looks the same for the most part, her style is still on point.
You pull away to get a good look at her, sheâs in a white oversized tee and some baggy jeans. You notice some concealer but only because itâs covering the pretty marks on her skin that youâd love to see. Gold on the bottom row of her teeth and her chain glimmers in the dim light but you donât mention it.
âYou look good, ma, damn. I saw you up there and I was like, damn.â She praises you. You missed her voice too. So much that you feel like itâll bring you to tears. Youâve needed some sort of good thing to happen to you lately.
This is wearing you down and you feel like youâve finally found comfort.
âHow are you here?â You question while her hand rests on your waist.
âI ordered the tickets a long ass time ago, I talked to yo girl and she was cool wimme being backstage, I know itâs your second last.â She remembers. Of course, she does. You do your best to memorize the feel of her hands on your skin, the calloused slightly fingertips and soft palms.
You feel her hands slowly leave you and the energy shifts once she begins to look at the floor and then at you, like sheâs somehow anxious. Thatâs new.
âI wanted to see you one last time. Iâm moving away from ChicagoâŠI need something new, calmer. I found some cabin in Montana which is weird, butâŠI think I need to go somewhere quiet.â She says. You swear you stop breathing. Her hand rubs against the skin of your hip as comfort. This is good for her.
âYouâve always been on that spiritual shit, anyway.â You smile while feeling the prick of tears in the back of your eyes and the gentle shaking in your voice. You watch her chuckle, the biggest smile forming on her face. Oh, how youâve missed her. And now sheâs leaving.
âGood luck with your tour, baby.â She doesnât attempt to kiss you on the cheek. Instead, she brings your hand to her lips, kissing them the same way she did at that party and staining you with her touch.
You pull her into a hug one more time. You want to tell her that you love her. That you donât want to be in the music industry without her. That you so badly want to drop everything to go in the middle of nowhere with her. You want to tell her that you wish you werenât so scared.
She hugs you back, securing her arms around your frame.
âYou were never the other woman.â You admit despite the lump in your throat.
âI know, baby.â
And with that, sheâs gone.Â
âŠ
Chicago feels weird when youâre back. You should be ecstatic. Your last show is in your hometown. Your career is taking off, youâre becoming a household name. Artists are blowing up your phone and begging to collaborate with you. Labels want to sign you. Fans recognize you when you walk out of the house. Itâs amazing but so suffocating.
âYou've been off lately,â Tori says from the shower. You continue to do your mascara in the mirror. Sheâs humming the song that you had made with Riri. It makes you think back to why she had cut it out of the list.
âWhyâd you take the song out?â You suddenly ask, hearing the hot water cut out.
âIon need everybody listening to it, You made it for me.â She says before beginning to go on and on about your love for her, which you would be paying attention to if there wasnât constant buzzing in your ear. You look down and hear the buzz in her sweats on the floor. Itâs not her usual phone, itâs a different color with a different case. You stand upright and before you can see a contact name, you feel steam right behind you and watch her grasp the phone.
âWork phone, Let me answer it.â She insists, barely giving you room to answer before leaving.
..
That phone call turned into some sort of meeting that she dressed too well for. She for some reason wore her best cologne and made sure her hair looked right. Tori left you with a kiss on your forehead before heading out of the house. Sheâs been gone for five hours. The same way she knows you, the same way you know her. You ainât fucking dumb.
Youâve spent the last five hours on the couch, zoning out and coming back to reality.
You saw this coming, especially with her constantly taking too many calls, staying in tour locations without you, her quickly hanging up when you came around.
You wait for her to step back into your shared apartment. She has a grin on her face. You feel stupid for not having seen this coming. She tosses her two phones and car keys on the glass coffee table in front of you.
âWhere were you?â You question while she sits next to you on the couch. She scoots closer and you let her. She looks flushed and all you can think about is how much you used to love her. Her eyes grow wide and youâre sure the look on your face is enough for her to know that you know.
âBabe-â
âHow long?â You ask, itâs not fair. You knew she was insecure about Riri but you never pinned her as the type.
âWhat the fuck are you on?â She curses, damn near yelling before standing up. A loud repeated buzzing turns her quiet. She looks at you like youâve slapped her.
âPick up and put it on speaker.â You order. She takes in a deep breath before doing as asked. You keep your eyes on her own before she taps the screen.
âHey baby-â A feminine voice greets her through the phone, she sounds so fucking irritating.Â
She knows itâs the end of your relationship.
âŠ
âThank you, ChicagoâŠtruly. Iâm honored to finish my tour here.â You watch the video of you ending your tour. It was amazing, the fans were perfect, the energy was everything. Now you sit in a cab on your way to your apartment.
You figured that Tori cheated on you because of Riri. She had been with the mystery girl for a year and a half. If it was after Riri maybe you wouldâve given her some chance. Even before Riri, she had been with someone, perhaps thatâs why she was so tolerant for so long. You didnât ask for many details just for how long. She tried to make excuses about how she didnât feel cared for and how she always felt like you saw her as some sort of pawn.
As far as you know, Right now sheâs packing her bags and making her way out of your apartment. You wonât know until you get back home.
âWeâre here, Maâam.â The cab driver, you leave him with a generous tip before quickly making it home. You need to be home, your bones are beginning to ache and so are your joints.Â
As you approach your apartment you swear you hear shifting and a voice. The closer you get, the more distinct it becomes. Itâs not Tori for sure, Itâs some woman with a grating moan that you hear sounds too fake to be true.
You quietly walk through the door only to find a naked body on top of your ex. You stand there in silence, crossing your arms. You already thought it was crazy for her to have been cheating on you for months. But for her to fuck in your apartment, thatâs another level of disrespect.
You knock on the doorframe, watching both of them jump like theyâve got blood on their hands. Sheâs riding your ex like thereâs no tomorrow.
âWhat theâY/N, You..â Tori starts breathlessly.Â
âBe out in ten minutes.â
âŠ
Your finger hovers over Ririâs contact name. Her photo is cute, itâs a selfie of the two of you in her studio. Youâre sitting on your washer, cleaning the fucking fluids off your couch cover while a tall glass of wine sits in your palm.Â
You miss her. So much. This breakup should hurt. Youâve known Tori for so long but for some reason, it doesnât hurt. You feel relieved instead.
âIâm not gonna be your second choice, Y/N. I refuse to be an option, okay?âÂ
Riri was never the second choice. And all youâve thought about since your career has taken off is her. She should have her arm wrapped around your waist at events. She should be the one driving you home.
You would hate to see her again and have her feel like she was the last option. So you decide that maybe itâs about time you fix that.Â
âŠ.
Turns out she really went to fucking Montana. You double check her location which she gave you ages ago. Youâre close, right next to each other almost. Itâs bright out, after a rough night at your apartment. You abruptly decided that there was no use in waiting to not go see her. So you chose to book an early flight.Â
Itâs beautiful, there are mountains everywhere and it looks like sheâs alone. You walk up the steps of the cabinâs porch. Maybe this is a horrible idea. Maybe sheâs moved on. She could very well have already moved on.Â
Thereâs a light chill this morning. You raise your hand and knock at the door, waiting for a response.
âHowâd you find me, y/n?â She questions. She doesnât make a single sound of irritation. Thereâs a small smile on her face and her toned frame is showcased because of the sleeveless top she has on.Â
She doesnât look like the Riri you know but she does. She doesnât have any makeup on, no lashes done, sheâs barefaced with her hair slicked back in a neat bun. Sheâs still so beautiful. She looks happy. Less stressed.
You canât help but smile at the sight of her. She looks all the same for the most part, so carefree, with a small smile on her face and blissed eyes.Â
You smell her vanilla perfume that brings you home every time. It reminds you of a home that you donât recognize. It just feels right. She feels right.Â
âA lot happened and I missed you.â You admit, still a little afraid of her reaction.Â
âJust say you still got my locationâŠCome here.â She laughs before grabbing your hand and pulling you into her arms. You donât hug her back immediately. But then eventually you settle into her touch for a while. She pulls away to get a good look at you.Â
Her eyes are dilated, more than youâve ever seen them. Youâve never had the privilege of admiring her up close. Sheâs so beautiful, you knew that already but watching her from a distance is different. Â Her hand is gentle against your cheekbone. Her sweet eyes scan over your makeup thatâs somehow still dewy although itâs been hours since you put it on.
âYou hate red lipstick,â She points out at your stained lips. Youâre confused before thinking back to what sheâs talking about. In your last performance in Chicago, your lips were a vibrant shade that you hate. Sheâs not wrong, you hate how much attention it draws but youâre glad sheâs seen it. Sheâs been keeping up with you.
âThat hasnât changed.â You murmur, watching her reach her thumb to your skin to wipe at your lip as if the lipstick is still there.
âCome in,âÂ
âŠ.
âOh damn, so she has been fuckinâ somebody else,â Riri says with raised brows and a hushed tone. A sour taste grows in your mouth even though you know it shouldnât.Â
âI guess.â You murmur while looking around Ririâs place. Most of the interior is just the old warm decor she had at her old place. Her guitar sits up against the wooden wall next to the fireplace. You see why she moved here. Itâs gorgeous and all you hear is birds chirping outside.Â
You take a sip of the hot chocolate sheâs made for you before leaning back onto the couch.Â
âIâm sorry âbout that, baby.â She comforts you while inching closer to you and rubbing your knee. The pet name makes you melt all over again. She leans back, watching the fire pit.Â
âYou going back to the city soon?â You wonder.
âMhmâŠin a couple of months. I canât let down my artists. Iâve been working from home for the most part.â She comments.Â
âIâve missed you.â You admit. You havenât felt this calm and centered in a long time. Itâs just so quiet. Itâs just you and her.Â
âMe too.â She agrees while both of you look at each other. Sheâs always been good with eye contact but this is something different. You wonder if sheâs always looked at you like this.
You know she wonât take the initiative to lean in so you do and eventually she follows, the hand she had on her knee moves up to your waist and youâre so close you could count the cute little freckles by her eyes.
Your lips ghost over each other and you almost taste the mango-flavored chapstick on her lips before her face tenses.Â
âI canât be your rebound either, Y-âÂ
You ignore the sheer irritation brewing in you before leaning in to kiss her. You pull away to gauge her reaction, her chest is rising and falling at a pace you donât think youâve ever seen before.
âYou canât be a rebound when you were never the other woman, And Iâm sorry that it took so long for me to realize that,â You blurt and for the first time, you canât tell what sheâs feeling. Her hands wrap around your face as she speaks.
âTook you long enough.âÂ
She kisses you again and she doesnât stop until your lips go numb.Â
I saw umineko stage ep3 today!! it was amazing. the quality level is insane. I got goosebumps several times and it even managed to make me tear up... everyone's performances felt like they all know their characters so well now đ„șđ the lights, costumes and choreography were all perfect too
some thoughts (major umineko spoilers obviously):
young eva/evatrice's performance in particular was just. literally perfect? the way she delivered her lines, carried herself, her laugh resounding onstage and the little things she did when she wasn't the center of attention were all 100% in character. she was adorable during the ceremony where she becomes the new beatrice, introducing herself to the goats and giggling w the 7 sisters, and she was absolutely terrifying in rosa's and maria's death scene. also mad props to the costume designer(s) who did her sailor outfit that turns into the witch outfit almost instantly
everything beato's actress did had me go :] there's a lot of cute beato scenes in ep3 and she was adorable in the goofy, endearing way og beato is in the story while still being cool and fun when needed in the other scenes
and last but not least eva's actress did an amazing job too, especially during the emotional scenes of her character (when she solves the riddle, finds the gold, hideyoshi's & george's deaths). her lungs' strength is impressive lol. it's been 4 hours and I still clearly remember her screams
overall I loved the way so many of the actors and actresses would just do little things when they were on stage but not in the spotlight/not talking, like the chiesters whispering in each others bunny ears instead of their human ears/covering their bunny ears because of loud noises, or the 7 sisters just jumping around and messing w each other, maria taking her notebook out of her bag and reading it, etc. they weren't just standing doing nothing and it always felt very in character, too. there was always something new no matter which part of the stage you're looking at
rudolf's actor looked and acted like he came straight out of a yakuza movie? ik he was already like that in the previous episodes but for some reason I felt it even more this time. might be because of the fight against the sisters before he and kyrie die (which was probably my favorite action scene btw. really cool choreography). I'm not complaining though. made me like the character even more
speaking of rudolf. at some point during one of the scenes where the adults discuss beato's first letter, he just... started massaging hideyoshi's shoulders? he did that for at least a full minute before hideyoshi's actor nodded as thanks and he stopped. I have no idea if this was part of the script or if the guys just decided it on their own??
when gohda does his night check of the mansion right before his death he was actually walking in the aisles with his lantern before he got up on stage!! he got to tell a joke and do some fun stuff before being killed and never being relevant again. rip
beato asking battler to give her a new name now that evatrice inherited hers, ronove on the side of the stage writing a stupid nickname on some paper to show her only for her to get annoyed, rip the paper from his hands and stomp on it
I don't know if this was done on purpose or not, but when eva fires the shot that blinds jessica and jessica accuses her of being the culprit, pointing at some random direction since she can't see anymore, she actually pointed at shannon's corpse on the sofa behind her. it could very well just be a coincidence. but. yea
krauss drinking straight from the fucking bottle during the golden land party scene at the end and getting completely smashed
ange!! she was so cool and cute. she punched the goats. I can't wait to see her in ep4 đ
battler literally Just Standing There at the very end, when ange and beato start duking it out before the episode's over đ§
the curtain call was super cute. everyone got together to pose for the cameras before they realised beato wasn't here so they had kinzo cry for her in the infamous kinzo way and she graced them (and us) with her presence :)
battler's actor: "so we'll need your support -and- your gold for episode 4 to happen"
Updated 12/10/23 :) - added some more details, including important info about ObjectSizeCullFactor, which could be the holy grail for potato PCs. Also updated the linked files.
I figured I'd make a proper blog post instead of just random scattered discord posts. Here are some of the things I've done to improve my sims 3 performance, and (mostly) remove stuttering, as well as some stuff to increase the graphics quality. I don't know how accurate any of this is, but it's helped my game a lot  ¯\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
Please note that I have a 2070, and I would recommend having >2gb for your GPU if using these tweaks (and just in general). While these settings and tweaks might help you if you're on an older card, I have no way of really checking that.
This guide is mostly focused on reducing stutter, with a few tips thrown in for reducing memory usage for the girlies with the large luxurious games and Error 12 problems.
Stutter?
Stutter (or frame drops) are sadly a part of the sims 3, th-e-y're th-e frequ-ent hitches where the game "freezes" for a second, often when moving the camera.
The main tweaks will help reduce stuttering while the game is paused, sadly while playing the game, you're still gunna chug along. Object and sim loading/unloading/displaying/hiding causes a large amount of the stutter, so unless you have an older computer, most of the graphics settings aren't going to help you, but will (in a few cases) help with reducing memory usage.
If you'd like to try this out, there's the (top secret super hidden) config value prop $ConfigGroup ForceHighLODObjects 1, which forces everything to high LOD, which should make the game overall a whole lot smoother both paused and unpaused (high detail lots will still lag it when loading tho) compared to the default settings. Just add a new line under one of the settings fields with it in. Do not use this in your normal gameplay unless playing in a small map, as it greatly increases memory usage. Looks real pretty though.
!!THESE CHANGES SHOULD BE MADE ON TOP OF A GraphicsRules.SRG FILE THAT SUPPORTS YOUR GRAPHICS CARD!!
Either download one that has been updated, update it yourself, or use the tool. No longer providing my own but might in the future.
Main Performance Tweak - LODs
The main setting that helped alleviate most stuttering for me was RenderSimLODDistances in the GraphicsRules.srg file (\The Sims 3\Game\Bin). Essentially we change it to load the low quality LOD models from muuuch further.
The values for this are highres lot distance, highres world distance, low lot, low world. In an ideal world we would be able to max out high res, but due to how the culling works, that just increases stuttering. I would also recommend turning off ForceActiveLotObjectsToHighLOD if you're using high detail lots > 1, and MinSimLOD to 0
I recommend tweaking the highres values if you get lag when zooming in.
For more memory
I would HIGHLY recommend dropping ActiveLODLimit and ObjectSizeCullFactor, as they are a much better way of reducing loaded in assets. You can be fairly ruthless with them, I recommend dropping ObjectSizeCullFactor down to <75~, and ActiveLODLimit (dunno if this actually does anything) the same (too low and the game will never load). Raise it up if you're noticing pop-in. IIRC your household lot loads everything regardless(?)
If you're frequently running into Error 12, or playing large households, I, sadly, recommend keeping "Max Detail Lots" at 1. I would also recommend DropTexMipsOnLoad = 0 (shouldn't help but it does), and maybe tweaking some of the texture sizes to lower res, depending on your preferences (a lot get crushed anyway). Other options like culling and LOD distances have basically no impact on overall memory use and are safe to increase. Make sure you're also using my memory notifier/freer thing too ;^)
Graphics
Things that didn't have any/much of a performance impact but make the game look better (in my opinion)
Clip planes
Bane of my existence
prop $ConfigGroup ClipPlaneMapViewDistances "1.0, 12000.0" This is basically how far you can see, I recommend raising this, as I noticed 0 performance hit at all, and I like to be able to see the pretty maps (You'd be surprised at how good some look!). Some maps look a little scuffed with it maxed out, or have seams, however this can be reduced withâŠ
Fog
FogDistances I have mine set to FogDistances "300, 600, 3000, 8000" and FogCurveModifier "9, 1" This is personal preference, and I'd recommend playing around with it to find something that works for your world and clip distance. Neither options have any noticeable performance impact for me (objects still load regardless of clip/fog distance).
AllowImpostorUnload no clue what this does, I set it to false
There's no real reason not to. You could change the values so it loads the low(er) res ones further away and then higher ones in after, but the performance hit was nothing for me. Having all the trees there looks reaaaallllyy nice on some towns.
Random other tweaks
Things I changed from default ShadowMapSize 4096 - I think this does something??? đ€·
these don't really have any impact, but in my mind it makes sense to increase them
DXVK and dxwrapper
!!!! THIS MIGHT NOT WORK FOR EA LAUNCHER IDK !!!
UPDATE: I no longer recommend DXVK due to it increasing overall memory usage, having said that, dxwrapper is still very nice, I'd recommend using it over LazyDuchess's ASI loader. Keeping this here down the bottom just in case.
If you are using dxvk, I use(d) dxvk-async but you should be fine to use the main repo. On top of this I use dxwrapper for the exception handling features.
One thing you'll have to keep in mind is Your Options.ini file will need to be remade if using dxvk since it looks like you've installed a new GPU.
To install, just shove the right dll's into your \The Sims 3\Game\Bin folder - d3d9.dll for dxvk, everything from dxwrapper and the ddraw.dll from its Stubs folder. If you're using Smooth Patch, which you should be, it's okay to delete the ddraw provided with it, as dxwrapper can do .asi plugin loading itself (LoadPlugins = 1 in ini). You should see a few new files pop up when you launch the game if installed correctly, dxwrapper.log and TS3W.dxvk-cache
If you're using reshade, rename the reshade dll to dxgi.dll
depth buffer might not work, I'm not 100% sure, so keep that in mind
These were my first reactions to season three, completely unspoiled for the rest of the series, but of course, with significant knowledge from the books. With some thoughts and predictions thrown in too.
Anyway time to infiltrate some labs!
Liveblog
So many Yassen flashbacks bless
The letter to the prime minister! Love how itâs updated to be a USB stick or something. And a cool new Scorpia logo đ
Are you⊠really going to just plug it into your laptop? Okay then lmao
âWe will deal only with the Departmentâ ahsdlfhs that is literally the vaguest name ever for a government department lmao at least add âMI6â or something
17 years ago?? How old is Alex by now??
Some fascinating choices in how they changed the demands compared to the books đ
âPost it on tiktokâ ahsdlhs my brain canât handle the idea that tiktok exists in the same world as Alex Rider
âMaybe when sheâs finished with Consantoâ lmao why is she telling him the name. Oh okay thatâs why haha
Very suspicious of the new MI6 person lol. Like either itâs someone who is new enough to challenge the home secretary in a meeting or maybe theyâre working for Scorpia. The timing is very convenient đ
Lmao Mrs Jones is one day from retirement. RIP Mrs Jones
Tom just take the camera job đ
âBut we get to spend quality time together!â lmao Kyra
Why did Scorpia not do more to hide the background of the video ahsdlfhs
I guess the data scientist is probably not Scorpia but why is she not wearing the full protective gear lol. Why are she and Crawley in the field??
RIP new data scientist and RIP Mrs Jonesâs retirement plans đ
It is kind of interesting to me how Blunt is getting portrayed as super heartless for not reacting more to the death and coming off looking much worse than the rest in MI6/the Department while Scorpia is arguably the book where Blunt comes out looking best. But the show is quite focused on Blunt as the bad guy while everyone else gets humanised more
The way we keep getting these scenes of Kyra and Tom just watching Alex go off and do stuff lol
Heâs not using the gloves!!!
Nile đ What a brutal throat blow gosh
Alex did you not hear about the detonation orâŠ.
Alex held his breath this time!!! Heâs learning!!!
âAn answer in the next sixty seconds is optimalâ I love Nile so much gosh
Ohhh nice cliffhanger, I love Kyra and Tom not knowing if heâs alive or dead!
Overall
Very excited by that last scene! I love Nile so much already, heâs very cool and I love him offering Alex a one-time chance to get info, and how it ends with Tom and Kyra having no idea what happened with Alex. Nice to see some stuff with the Department too and the letter to the prime minister (that apparently didnât reach the prime ministerâs office lmao)
Thoughts/predictions
Not entirely sure what the point was with the new data scientist story except to make Smithers and Mrs Jones upset and look more emotional than Blunt. Like yes, itâs very sad but also I do question how good they are at their jobs if they react to every death like this. In general the show seems to be isolating Blunt from the rest of the department people a lot more than the books, but I like how he still comes across as better than the Home Secretary (who should be fired just for plugging in that USB stick into her laptop, frankly).
Nile is very cool and I love him. Do miss his more casual and cheerful attitude from the book though, but Iâm super excited to see where this goes and where he takes Alex. Heâs getting answers!! Love Nile casually playing the bomb and setting the timer and just asking the scientist guy questions about the cardboard cover.
Itâs kind of ironic how they are not telling Tomâs brother about what is going on when in the books Tom immediately tells Jerry that Alex is MI6 despite Alex talking to him about the importance of not telling anyone haha. But I like how he did catch on. I assume maybe Tom will end up being his photographer, but Alex being assumed dead or missing is probably not helping.
Itâs really interesting how the demands have changed and how itâs more UK focused, which makes sense since in the books the context was very much the Iraq war and Tony Blair/Alistair Campbell and the special relationship between the USA and the UK. But here I assume the reason Scorpia picked the UK is personal, because the Department dealt the blow that nearly finished them off 17 years ago.Â
Questions
Whatâs up with the stuff in the box?? Were those toys? Childrenâs clothes? What is the Clean Room? What is Invisible Sword in this universe??
Is our dear friend Max still alive? I assume he may come back to meet Alex later given his comment about them meeting again in ep 1
Where is Yassen? đą I crave more than just flashbacks!
also đŠ lemme show you some rip!squad art ! (toconvinceyoutofinishthegojoparthahaha) (kidding đ) it's the new year! how rude of me! đš
(pls excuse my terrible camera quality for first two.. i'll do a digital version soon đ)
you know what. this DID convince me to finish the gojo part. everyone thank tumblr user 0outta10dontrecommend and their beautiful art for keeping me motivated!!!!!
I'm doing alright rn, although last week was p stressful and tiring for me sadly which is why I wasn't too active online đ but I promise to try my best regardless of how tough it is <3
How about youuuu? Hope you're doing well my dear, you deserve only the best things đ„șđ oh also have this cute vidthat my parents sent to me when they briefly visited my grandparents, of Benny meowing and Bella being a happy doggo đ„°
Ti voglio bene bestiest đ„șđđ again, thank you so so much for all of this EEEEEE you're the best and kindest and sweetest!! Sending you lots of love and hugs and warmth đ«đđ«đđ«đ