https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty8yULm5dB0

@rebornmenace​

Should've grabbed a can of Twisted Tea too

“To be fair, it was because I was grocery shopping, they tried to sneak up behind me, and I pretended not to see them, and fucking swing that grocery bag around as hard as I could it just happened to contain a 6 pack of beer. Then I fucking tackled him.

Long story short, stitches suck but I was in no mood for shit”

@rebornmenace​ sucks to be you.

   ･ﾟ☠ ━ “ ...Don’t be gross. ”

Thorn

@rebornmenace​ submitted:

Name and pronouns of muse: Thorn, she/her Stage name or alias of muse if applicable: N/A Name and pronouns of mun: Captain, he/him Timezone: EST Pokémon: Goodra, Falinks, Quagsire, Froslass, Blissey, Meowstic (F) Desired Category: Appeals Wanted Contest plots (if any): While the writer can’t think of any in terms of Contests, the fact that she’s here independently from Sawyer would hopefully spark intrigue.

ohhhHHHHhhhhHHHHhhhhh this is gonna be gooooood. accepted!

@rebornmuses

She's only spent five minutes watching this shmuck, and she already wants to smack em up the head for their belief that they can just take over Orre. This place had literal war machines for pokemon at her beck and call and still the shit head thugs and goody two shoes brat managed to foil her plans! Yet this punk thinks they can just up and take over?! What a load of shit!! Her fist is shaking with rage, the wine bottle in her hand with it.

rebornmuses replied to your post: “You can’t season things with JUST salt! Use some...

“I mean, some things really only need salt. Steak for example.”

“Pepper! Garlic! Butter! Rosemary! Steaks need that too!”

rebornmuses replied to your post “so originally i was going to have pokéverse lotor be a double agent...”

[[OK BUT IF YOUR FANMADE REGION COMES BACK WHEN LILLIE.]]

      “i would, but my bitch of a mun had the nerve to lose my ico--oh there they are…”

      “Remake me, Tian. You have no choice.”

      “hello, my name is sawyer harris, and i’m so insecure in my sense that i’m the strongest trainer on earth that i want to kill anyone who says they’re my equal.”

Sawyer

I DID WARN YOU ► accepting

“ Yes your Honor I really do believe that I am, and I quote, ‘ the baddest of all bitches ’. ”

"I dunno who you are and you remind me of a guy I work with back home, but I'm totally down with whatever you got going on." Never mind that he has NO clue what's going on, he just wants to fuck some people up.

“ ⎅⍜ ⏃⌇ ⊬⍜⎍ ⍙⟟⌇⊑. ⟟'⎐⟒ ⟒⌖⊑⏃⎍⌇⏁⟒⎅ ⏃⌰⌰ ⋔⊬ ⟒⋏⟒⍀☌⊬. “

     “You who complain do realize that Pokémon eat other Pokémon? Some species even partake in cannibalism and even self-cannibalism. Such is not at all uncommon among my brethren the Zorua for example. The real question isn’t would they notice, it’s is it healthy. As Slowpoke are proven omnivores.... It’s actually fine to do such. “

      Pauses, sighs.

      “It’s healthy for them even.” he finally adds. “You can yell about your moral justice all you desire, but over-all it doesn’t matter. They’re not HUMAN and you shouldn’t force a human’s morals and judgement on them.”

       “On top of that, their tails grow back. So you can quit judging.”  stupid humans.

“....the fuck am I lookin’ at?”

Fancy dress

Mommy will get better photos of me in it later

@rebornmuses​ replied to your post:    “Don’t you even fucking talk to me unless your...

“Does owning my Volcarona give me any points?”

   “You get nothin’ ‘til you let your boy see ‘em.”

A baby witch born !

@rebornmuses​ is invited for dinner!

“I hope this’ll convert you from eating your steaks well-done.” She chirped. “But if you still don’t like it then I guess I’ll just have to accept you for who you are.”