Say whatever you want. Rebecca Swallows Oak Garcia is soooo Jewish to me. And so is Normal and Hero of course. I don't even care.

Some simple s2 parent icons for no reason I’m not making a tierlist

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sigh

Wishing the spouses teamed up in S2 like the spouses did in S1. Rebecca and Marco would’ve talked some sense into Cassandra I swear.

Cassandra: On the bright side, through all this I found an amazing partner!

Marco: Cassandra, that man literally showed up at my house uninvited and slit a man’s throat.

Rebecca: Also I’m 90% sure he’s conspiring with the Mayor

Marco: There’s still a blood stain. In my foyer. My son held him in his arms as he died.

okay genuinely i do hate to be that guy but rebecca is probably the best person we could've lost for the established plot. can you imagine if GRANT died??? what would that even DO to linc i do not want to know. or veronica, and now scary's an orphan? fuck someone write that angst immediately.

however RIP normal he needs a break real bad

(@raemeh sorry 4 the @)

KIDDAD SPOUSES S1 DESIGNS BECAUSE I'M INSANE 😼😼😼

Yes I spelled Rebecca's name wrong by accident pretend you done see that please and thank you

I'm just saying, when you consider how Doodlerization tends to feed off of pushing people to their extremes, Sparrow marrying a centrist kinda makes a practical kind of sense.

Also... Post-canon lovesong... If you even care... "Is Sparrow still with Rebecca?" that part is a choose your own adventure babeeey~

incredibly stupid idea that i had to actualize. for @aximili who asked for rebecca and the oak twins hanging out :0

Okay so yeah we all agree Rebecca and Mercedes love true crime and conspiracy theories but have you considered that their favorite conspiracy theory is that Jack the Ripper was actually two time traveling lesbians from the regency era and no one believes them

Idk doodle of Rebecca and (Trans fem) Sparrow in their late teens...

A lot of people have talked about Sparrow marrying a centrist made him more of a disappointment than Lark and how its a little unbelievable considering the politics of Henry and Mercedes, but I think it makes a lot of sense as an extension of his character.

Sparrow was the Love Wolf first and foremost. Of course he's going to be drawn to a person who is willing to see the absolute best in people in every situation. Like yes, the Paradox of tolerance 100% applies, but Rebecca's willingness to see everybody with pure understanding would automatically draw in someone who is dedicated to the same idea.

There's also the fact that Sparrow does care about other people's perceptions. He's so focused on other people that it's difficult for him to be proud of his own son. He probably dealt with a lot of pushback when he was younger. Lark and Sparrow were wild kids raised in a household with few boundaries who also encouraged pushing societal norms, and Sparrow was the furry of the two! He probably had a lot of pushback when he was younger! It makes sense that he'd push Normal to try and blend in more. Rebecca is the most open minded individual (literally "'we can't get along' shaking hands with 'we can get along'"). I think he'd be drawn to someone who doesn't automatically see the worst in him (this is the exact same reason Lark was interested in her).

Sparrow is not the type to challenge anyone instead just trying to maintain peace within the household. He doesn't challenge Lark or Rebecca when they cheated on him. He didn't challenge Norm despite his feelings about Teeny (until he was literally being influenced by the Doodler). He doesn't challenge Rebecca about the pepper spray (he gives in almost immediately). He didn't challenge Norm about being locked into a room with Willy.

In season 1 when we started to see the strain in the Oak-Garcia household between Lark and Henry, we also saw Sparrow trying to mediate the conflict. Ultimately stuck between his codependent relationship with his twin, his intense loyalty to his father, and his dedication to his moral Love Wolf framework. I think being pushed into a mediator position (not by Henry or Lark but by Sparrow himself) would translate into his adulthood. Rebecca, being a centrist, is the ultimate mediator to him.

And here's a shipping chart for the parents of s2 because I know some of you have feelings about some of those! Have fun and credit me if you use!

(my mostly neutral with one exception personal chart under the cut)

you guys, Rebecca Swallows-Oak-Garcia is the most boss ass bitch

i love her so much

and she’s such a hard working and caring and loving woman.

1- she founded and runs her own vegan ice cream company

2- she is also a substitute government teacher, and she does so while simultaneously running her business

3- she believes so strongly in equality and centrism, that she decided to dork her husbands brother. GO EQUALITY!!!!

another work doodle batch

I love that Rebecca is the kind of mom who is fully willing to find child sized corpses to help out her son and his friends fake their deaths