"Who's that girl [Maria]? Do you know her? Is she a friend? That's kinda cool! Is she alive? Do you know her? Is she alive and you go hang out with her? Did you save her because she's your friend? That's awesome, dude! I wish I had a friend like you, who could save me if I was ever in danger!"
Me, on the verge of tears: You really are The Devil™
this is so so specific but last time I was looking for something this specific someone actually knew it and linked it in the replies so:
has anyone clipped specifically the bit from one of the realtime sonic fandubs where it's a shot of all of them in a row and none of the VAs say anything til Amy's VA just goes "so this is what we're doing now, huh? just a bunch of assholes standing in a line"
that's just fully in my vocabulary now and I want to explain to someone where it came from but it's hard to find that clip lmao
The signs as quotes from Snapcube’s Sonic Fandubs Part 2!!
See part 1 here
Aries- “Jesus Christ, Shadow, what have you done? I went to go vote and I saw a fur suit of someone with Bowser’s fat ass in line you have some EX PLANING, to. do.”
Taurus- “Hiiii Shadow it’s me the devil. I love youuuu, I’m having so much fun with youuuuuu.”
Gemini- “Top 30 reasons why Sonic is sorry… Number 5 will surprise you.”
Cancer- “Hey what’s going on over here pals? Is that fucking Hatsune Miku? Are you asking for death from Hatsune Miku??? ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT!”
Leo- “You’re gonna regret saying that Streamer boy, when I enact my evil whims on you when-however many cutscenes from now you’re gonna regret those words you stupid little fuck, with your little greased tips and your red highlights and your gay little hair fuck you”
Virgo- “HAHA HAHA, ONE!”
Libra- “Alright let’s see, the best way to sin would be… killing the president! …New idea… Adultery..!”
Scorpio- “I’m going to kill you. And then kill you again.”
Sagittarius- “All around me are familiar eggmans, worn out eggmans, worn out eggmaaaaaans, bright and- I’M BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN, OH. MY. GOD. I’M SOOO SICK. OH GOD THEY KNOW NOT AGAIN-“
Capricorn- “Shadow, you’re an asshole man.” “You are what you eat, Sonic.”
Aquarius- “Hey everyone, Guess what? I know you wanna buy my stocks, but FUCK YOU, I am keeping the stocks THATS right you ugly little girl I HATE you and your STUPID NOSE, I’M TAKING EVERYTHING FROM YOU, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE.”
Pisces- “WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON TWITTER DOT COM?!!?”