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artkaninchenbau · 1 month

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A h-heartfelt reunion..?

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#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

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notherpuppet · 26 days

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Ball is (after)life *badum tsk* 🥁

#they are the ballers in the hotel in my opinion #also it just didn’t look right when alastor didn’t have his monocle #and his ass would play ball with a monocle like let’s be for real please #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #Vaggie #Lucifer #husk #my doods

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robiniswriting · 4 months

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david tennant, matt smith, and jodie whittaker: if doctor who calls me and im available I am so there

me: omg yes slay I love that for you

christopher eccleston and peter capaldi: there’s nothing on god’s green earth that makes me want to reprise the role of the doctor on television

me: omg yes slay I love that for you

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sadmages · 8 months

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In my mind palace my tav and Astarion are playing the exact same game of 5D chess and they don't realize it yet

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #astarion #bg3 tav #my art #gabby plays bg3 #shadowheart #and #lae'zel #are also here #anyway tag ramble time just got the romance scene where you can hug him and on my knees.....this guy.....#astarion: hey i was kinda sleeping with you to save my ass but turns out im feeling real emotions now #matt marja: wtf. me too. this is so embarrassing for both of us we're idiots [tenderly hold hands]#i thought up matt for a campaign we may or may not play last year and deciding to play him in bg3 because i thought it would be funny #to put him against this guy who seemingly has many of his same issues. Best idea i've ever had. the emotional catharsis im experiencing #matt marja

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anxiousprinc3ss · 5 months

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Take a bite 🍑

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pherre · 1 year

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i think it took mob some time to get used to expressing his emotions openly again so for a while he just reacted disproportionately to random things

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #my art #better call saul reference . for the real ones #i have no idea if this makes any sense to anyone other than me lmao #post canon mob u mean so much to me. i love u #i think mob should be allowed to get silly and ridiculous. as a treat #* do not get on my ass abt 'disproportionately' im not a native english speaker. also like 10 thousand other ppl already said this

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ultramagni · 2 months

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im not supporting it bc fuck nfts or wtv but they made this ultra magnus funko pop and it's...ummm!

its speaks for itself 💀

#HE LOOKS SO DISGUSTED WITH #IDK #EVERYTHING #ITS SO BAD BRO #😭😭#im so glad its not real because i dont think even i could've defended this ugly ass shit #and im one of ultra magnus' biggest glazers 🙏#ultra magnus #transformers #maccadams #tf #maccadam #funko pop

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cozylittleartblog · 4 months

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worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)

Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...

#psa #art theft #pin theft #aliexpress #shein #wish #temu #deltarune #the bootleg pin is just over an inch tall. do you know how BAD this design looks at that size?? i'd know. i tested it.#they didn't even use the black nickel of the pin for the black parts of the design. and the listing says copper for some reason. what.#some people never even get their designs taken down. its really sad #so i might just have to deal with bootleg queens out there forever :( i hope nobody confuses the ripoffs for the real thing....#my pin is so much nicer! its almost two inches big and it has two posts on the back so it doesn't spin #because spinning pins are the bane of my existence #im out here working my ass off out of my bedroom in my parents place trying to make a living and here come these pricks #i watermarked all my listing photos exactly so they Couldn't steal my fucking pictures so at least there's that #my new years is just full of bad luck so far i hope this isn't a bad omen #if my registration isn't accepted by the aliexpress copyright department I'm SOL and this will just. stay up i guess #i'm sad #bootleggers kys

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0ccuria · 30 days

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when you gotta "walk of shame" back to camp because you're a lightweight and got absolutely plastered the night before, shaped into a bear, ran off into the woods and have no idea where your clothes went.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #halsin #bg3 halsin #halsin silverbough #my art #🫣#this is like the first (real) art I've posted in like.... months??? maybe over a year LMAO #I've been so rabid for Halsin he got me to fucking draw again #so it's really sketchy and shit and I'm hella rusty but whatever #tbh I think he would just walk around camp like this #you WILL be subject to see his bare naked hairy ass

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jay-wasreblogging · 4 months

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For more information.

#so fuck voice actors i guess huh #what the fuck was your point in being against ai in writing and producing films yet here you are supporting ai??#voice ACTORS do you see that word? sick of the disrespect va get!#is it because its voice actors? is it because its video games? because its not 'rEaL CINemA'?? ffs #sag aftra #sag afta strike #sag aftra strong my ASS #sag-aftra #union #union strong #voice actors #voice acting #evolutionary step? yeah it is. going forward to fucking hell.#ai #anti ai #fuck ai

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months

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Sorry for not having a Year of the Dragon MDZS artwork; Unfortunately, I can only picture Dragon LWJ in this particular flavour.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #Dragon AU #MDZS AU #noodleji #(IT'S A REAL TAG!!! AAH!!! THROWING MY HAT TO THE LITTLE GUY LOVERS!)#Yes I watched Fruits Basket in my teen years and yes it left a significant impression on me.#'The Dragon Transforms' and its just into a small little guy.#Even more points if the human form is a Tall Guy.#Sadly this does not appear to be a common nor popular variation so I will sit on my little hill alone. (EDIT: I WAS WRONG)#Dragon LWJ probably would be some kind of river dragon. Lesser god of a small stream.#One that grows bigger with time but always has the reputation of being benevolent and calm to those who seek its clear waters.#Do not pollute these waters or your ass is going to be bit. 1000 tiny puncture marks.#I imagine that's probably how wwx first meets him (accidently pours booze into lwj's river) (gets bit - gets bit - gets bit-)#WWX eventually befriends him through stubbornly showing up every week to give him offerings.#Takes him into town in a little pot of water to show him how the people live. Maybe go to a festival.#When the day is done and he's back in his river and alone - LWJ finally feels a new emotion...it is longing and loneliness.

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intotheelliwoods · 2 months

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Happy to have 2 Arms Left in the comp another year! While this isnt Sprouts first rodeo, its Poptarts first! Everyone give him a welcome :)

@tmntaucompetition

Bonus, featuring Poptarts bestie, because no one can convince me otherwise that Poptart will get overwhelmed with the amount of people- @dianagj-art

#oh gosh theres so many aus #I wanted to cameo a lot but then I proceeded to run out of room and time haha #unsure how much energy I am going to have to make consistent propaganda and crossovers #but we will see!?#haha job + college is only SLIGHTLY kicking my ass and taking my free time #also I dont think I am going to have a fun time with the decades theme imma be real #I am not very confident in my clothes drawing skills aha <3 #2 arms left #also remember last year how sprout got to tie with his bestie imbi?#best case scenario for this year: poptart getting to tie with his bestie one :)#the besties

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sunflowergraves · 11 months

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#solangelo #tsats #will solace #nico di angelo #pjo #the sun and the star #kayla gave will this as a gag gift and he took it seriously #nico loves weird ass people so its fine #will has zero flirting skills #he got the tism for real because this is how i flirt with me boyfriend

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castriff · 4 months

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No one told me this show was going to be so funny. I should have watched this ages ago.

#epithet erased #real-ass goddamned sword #percy epithet erased #giovanni potage

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helga-b-sonnenshine · 19 days

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Camping can be fun

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coiled-dragon · 4 months

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"We need more unapolagetically weird people!" You can't even handle hyper sanitized Queer Romance For Kids without calling for death threats

"We need more unapologetically weird people!" You can't even handle furries with non-human genitalia without calling them animal abusers

"We need more unapologetically weird people!" You can't even handle someone processing their trauma or exploring dark themes on their own terms

"We need more unapologetically weird people!" You can't even handle horror media - a form of media rife with transgressive and boundary pushing themes - without throwing a fit about how 'horror has so much freak shit these days!'

"We need more unapologetically weird people!" Shut the fuck up and stop stifling the ones that already exist and maybe we'll get more

#so tired of these posts #and it all being hypocrits #all of it #coward ass shit for real #the internet is hyper sanitized and you just want quirky hyper sanitized shit #you fucking children

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