You have been sentenced to death in a magical court. The court allows all prisoners to pick how they die and they will carry it out immediately. You have it all figured out until the prisoner before you picks old age and is instantly transformed into a dying old man. Your turn approaches.

Times are troubling and hard right now-but never forget, your Beet loving Grandmother loves you very very much and wants you to be safe.

And for you to eat your vegetables.

judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

there is an insane amount of antisemitism floating around right now.

i just want to say:

this blog loves and supports jewish people.

this blog does NOT conflate the israeli government, or the atrocities it commits, with jewish people.

this blog is disgusted with those who use or express antisemitism.

this blog knows that if someone needs to invoke antisemitism, they do not actually care about helping palestine or the palestinian people.

this blog will do its best to insure that it remains a safe space for all.

sometimes i got bogged down by the sheer scope of El Goonish Shive but then i remember i havent reached the lesbian gryphons yet and i have to keep going

all this time i thought sailor moon had a magic homing tiara but usagi is just REALLY GOOD AT FRISBEE

This has most definitely been done before

so many people are failing so hard at the most basic fundamental question of democracy that faces as voters in 2024:

fascism or nah?

democracy or nah?

authoritarianism or nah?

but the way some of you talk about Joe Biden it makes me think you wish that he was more authoritarian. I choose to believe people simply don't understand the legal separation of powers, I choose to believe it's a civics failure

but more and more I think there's just an appetite for authoritarianism. I think that's what draws people to Trump, actually. I think that's where you get dummy leftists saying "Why didn't Biden just sign an executive order to [insert thing that the courts would CERTAINLY immediately overturn here, like student loan cancellation, which is exactly what happened]?" and you're like "well, the courts" and they're "why didn't Biden just stack the courts" and you're like "well, the Senate" and they're like WHY DOESN'T HE STEAMROLL THE SENATE and it's like BECAUSE HE FUCKING CAN'T IT'S AGAINST THE LAW. And why isn't the senate better? because stupid fucks don't vote

people just want a benevolent dictatorship without realizing that such a thing has always been a fucking fantasy. a dictator is a dictator is a dictator.

Steven to Hannibal's corpse

you're so right hen

get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

The number of thoughts in my head is often unequal to the number of ways to express them

you are a remarkable person and you deserve to see yourself in a positive light. unrelated but fuck the electoral college

Opinions:

"Objective truth exists": rigid, stale, can have problematic undertones if not handled carefully

"All truth is subjective": factually incorrect, also problematic

"Objective truth is always filtered through subjective experience": philosophically rigorous, versatile, always relevant

ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS