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#ran out of incorrect quotes again sooo
theactualveneer · 3 months
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I AM FREE FROM COVID! Now for some incorrect quotes again my friends! HA
Barb: hey pipsqueak…
Poppy: what?
Barb: nothing
Poppy gave Barb a confused look
Poppy: Barb?
Barb: yeah?
Poppy: you know you can talk to me about something
Barb: pffft me? Nah
Poppy: do you have a crush on anyone?
Barb: OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THE TIME- I NEED TO GO
Barb ran away leaving a confused poppy
Velvet: so…I heard you needed help…you didn’t come to the right place
Veneer: sis your talking to yourself
Velvet: STFU YOU BOY KISSER!
Veneer: rude
Orchid: RITZ I NEED YOUR HELP!
Kid Ritz: what why?
Orchid: I lost something…
Kid Ritz: like what?
Orchid: ….my innocence
Kid Ritz: wdym?
Orchid: I lost my innocence
KR: ????
Orchid pulls out a ak47
KR: WHERE THE FUCK-
Branch: poppy…
Poppy: yeah branch?
Branch: wanna get married?
Poppy: what?
Branch: what?
Velvet: so you want to date my brother?
KR: and marry him too
Velvet: I’m sorry what?
KR: what?
Floyd: I’m emo 😔🤚
JD: nuh-uh
Floyd: this is why grandma disliked you
JD: oh speaking of gra-
Clay: JD do not!
Floyd: 0.0?
Bruce: I swear John you need help
JD: no I don’t!
Branch: you were a bossy asshole JD
Barb: so who are you?
Floyd: I’m branch’s brother
Barb: boy toy had a brother?
Floyd: WHAT DID YOU CALLED MY BROTHER??
Floyd pulls out a chancla (—latino Floyd lmao—)
Barb: WHAT THE-
Barb runs away as Floyd chases Barb
Veneer: sis you in here?
Veneer walks inside and he saw velvet kissing orchid
Velvet: ….
Velvet: GET OUT YOU IDIOT!
Orchid was covered in velvets lipstick
KR: sooo….can i marry your brother?
Velvet: no-wait what?
KR: uhm nothing!
Veneer: heh he’s head over heels with me
Orchid: didn’t you also tried to rizz him up during the interview?
Veneer: ……didn’t you get kissed by my sister?
Orchid: UHHHHH
Veneer: 🗿
I don’t know what I’m doing…
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