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callsign-bunnie · 1 year
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Thanksgiving Potluck
Soap: Shepherd’s pie. Real shepherd's pie made with lamb. And Scotch eggs. He knows they’re generally easier for most people to try without a fight. Plus, everyone loves them.
Ghost: Nothing, he doesn’t even want to show up. He is dragged there by Price.
Rodolfo: Handmade tamales. He learned from his mom how to make them. There’s never any leftovers.
Alejandro: just sticks his name on whatever Rodolfo brings and booze. He helps Rodolfo cook, anyway.
Price: the turkey. He and Gaz stand outside all day and grill it.
Gaz: Mashed potatoes and sweet potato casserole. He puts MSG in the mashed potatoes to make sure everyone raves about it.
Graves: Burnt rolls. No, but for real, he’s southern so probably greens or cornbread stuffing. They’re actually fairly good but no one is gonna tell him that.
Shephard: Was not invited.
Valeria: More alcohol, but also orders a bunch of pastries from a bakery. Says it’s because she’s too lazy, but it’s secretly because she knows the money helps them stay afloat.
Farah: A different dish every year, but she always brings Bolani. She likes to share her culture with them all.
Alex: Green bean casserole and a ham. (Always picks up a turkey breast from a place that is certified Halal for Farah, he doesn’t quite trust Price’s.) 
Laswell: Her wife makes pumpkin pie (also halal for Farah because she loves it) and she makes cocktails.
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