I do have to appreciate that the list of things that grievously wounded (but did not kill!) Adam Smasher are like:

direct rocket hit

nuclear bomb

Textbook Too Mean to Die. They put him in a full borg frame that usually makes other people go insane and after several decades he's still puttering around terrorizing and maiming and killing but he's still stable enough to have been Yorinobu's bodyguard for the past ??? years. He's got a spare body that looks like Elvis. He used to speak in a southern accent even though he's from New York. He always sounds like he came out to have a good time and is having a blast.

Like obviously he's awful and I wouldn't want to share a continent with him but I am a little envious of how much he seems to be enjoying his life. Wouldn't things be easier if I was a ten foot tall cyborg with guns for hands and a pet missile launcher and never had to worry about making dinner or doing dishes?