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downforthegas · 4 months

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Wa//lly Dar//ling eprocto/eructo headcannons (cw: lot of fart/burp talk)

Wa//lly's very polite about farting. If he's around company, he'll get up and quietly leave to let it out. He's not embarrassed about farting, but he knows it's rude to do it in public. He will get embarrassed, however, if he does it on accident in public, or if he tries to go somewhere private, but a neighbor was there and he didn't realize (seems pretty basic, i know, but that's how our little man is)

Wa//lly's not a gassy person all the time. That's mainly because he's always seen eating plain foods (i.e. plain hotdogs, vanilla ice cream with no toppings, etc.) So I like to think it's not just a texture problem. He's probably sensitive to a lot of non-plain foods. He can't eat anything with too much seasonings or else it'll give him a bad stomach ache

Wa//lly's farts aren't anything special in terms of size. Or smell really. Just little *brrt*s and *plbrt*s that's you'd hardly notice if you weren't paying much attention. He'll let them out and give a little sigh and wave his hand over his bottom. He doesn't really need to, but he's seen one of the neighbors do it before. On the rare chance he rips a long fart, it'll sound sort of like a mosquito buzzing.

His farts usually sound like that because of his rainbow pants hugging against his butt. But without them, his farts usually come out silently

But what do they smell like? Rotten apples (bc what else lol)

He (and the other neighbors) produces rainbow colored clouds

He's fully comfortable farting around Ba//rn//aby and Ho//me. Those is his best friends after all. For Ho//me, he likes to give them a quick warning so Ho//me can open his door and windows. Sometimes the clouds can be seen billow gently out of Ho//me's chimney if Wa//lly's gassy enough

His pants are very tight around his mid section, so an accidental toot/burp is more often than not

Speaking of burps, Wa//lly's aren't much special either, usually being little *urp*s.

Sodas really get him going, however. Since he drinks with his eyes, like how he eats with his eyes, he slurps it up pretty fast, which leads to him getting a painful, bloated belly (my favorite). Just pat him real good on the stomach or his back and he'll explode with a LOUD, long burp that'll shake the ground. Of course, he ends it with a little "excuse me". This is why he tries not to drink his sodas too fast, but sometimes the flavor is too good to do so

He gets embarrassed if he accidently burps while talking, especially when he's on the phone

Sometimes he apologizes to his pants after a particularly bad fart

Alright that's enough for now. Tune in next time for the same bullshit. And I know what you're thinking: how does a puppet fart? idk man, don't ask me. Goodbye

#eproctophilia #eprocto #playfellowxxx #gassyfellowxxx #wa/lly dar/ling? more like wa/lly brapling #lolllllllll #im sooooo funnnny and epiccccc #i would 100% let him use me as a fart cushion as he paints #he's so small and his farts probably don't smell that bad #so i should be fine #put me under ba/rn/aby and I'm dead lol

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