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#prove brenda from philly wrong tonight. also noah’s fence but she’s from the east coast and that says enough if we’re being honest
apolohgy · 3 years
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#my job benefits includes 3 free therapy sessions w better help and on one hand i know tumblr n twitter are kinda against bh idk why i’ll#google it later but i’m actually pretty grateful bc i’ve never had a job before that offers these types of benefits not to mention the#hourly rate is high especially for the area. places in el paso texas will have you performing open heart surgery for $8/hr. anyway#i wouldn’t continue the membership bc i was reading it yesterday and it’s $45/weekly which is um. insane! but i’ll take 3 free sessions any#day not to mention i really need it now more than ever so these couldn’t have come at a better time to say the least !#anyway when i was doing the intake over the phone the lady was getting all my info and in the middle she goes#‘i can tell you’re southern bc you say ma’am at the end of your sentences’ HELLOO!!!???????!!!?!!#and i was like ‘oh i thought that was common’ and she goes ‘no not in philly’ LMFAO please! this is almost as bad as getting recognized for#having in tumblr by a stranger. i thought being chicana/living as close to the mexican fucking border that i’m practically riding it/being#raised surrounded by mexicans my whole life would save me from the southern antics but i’ve been drinking the koolaid and didn’t even#realize it ! i almost clutched my chest afterward it was so shocking and excuse me but i’m still convinced that’s a common thing to do at#least in the united states. if you don’t live in the south (god_i_wish_that_were_me.pdf) and use ma’am and sir often-ish then drop some#hearts in the comments. if you don’t live in the south and also don’t say ma’am and sir drop some desserts or farm animals… maybe i’ll#prove brenda from philly wrong tonight. also noah’s fence but she’s from the east coast and that says enough if we’re being honest#if i have any moots from philadelphia or the east coast i adore you and this has all been a harvard social experiment ❤️‍🩹
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