#pretending to be a trekkie will Not get you fuck. no we'll find out ur a liar and then fucking yell at you | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

simptasia · 2 months

Text

i was gonna be like "there arent any women who have faked being into something to get some fuck" but then i remembered 1. statistically everything has happened and 2. i have experienced women who have pretended to be into star trek to get another women's attention. which is stupid. Don't Do That

#my mum had a girlfriend for a bit #and she pretended to be a trekkie to impress her #this did not work out. mum made up an episode to talk about in order to catch her out #and yeah. she did. and mum got soooo angry #and like. see what happens? it didnt help at all. just not be a trekkie #bruh trekkies fucking LOVE non-trekkies #or at least i do (and my mum did)#because the joy of explaining trek shit to non-trekkies is a beautiful feeling #one of my mums night nurses didnt know who spock was. i was sooooo happy. i didnt think that was possible <3 #but yeah pretending to be a fan of a thing will not work out #because you will get caught out. better to just. explore said thing with ur current partner #than be a liar for no reason #pretending to be a trekkie will Not get you fuck. no we'll find out ur a liar and then fucking yell at you #like what do you expect???

0 notes