so like... teeth... fangs, even.........

(silly) xtra under the cut

smfh tfw ur trying to joke but friend snitches you tf out

HELLO AGSHDJJSS first of all hi yes I'm still alive and saw your lovely lovely post yesterday I was just so busy up until now that I didn't get a chance to fully respond but anyways!!!

KASIAAA 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm speechless from this, I honestly don't know what to say except thank you. Thank you for being such an amazing friend, for always being so unendingly kind and supporting, and inspiring me with your passion for the things you love. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I wouldn't be here without you and I'm forever grateful I have you in my corner. I treasure our friendship so so much, and the fact that you remembered it was my birthday and then took the time out of your day to write me such a sweet thing means so much to me.

And I did get cake!! My aunt had one delivered to me as a surprise and it is DELICIOUS (OREOS!!!) In fact I'm gonna go have some of the leftovers later. I also got so debilitatingly drunk last night that I've spent most of today recovering but that's how these things are supposed to go I guess lmao. (also speaking of l*ve one of the reasons it took me so long to get back to you is bc there may be A Boy and A Date tomorrow 💀)

ANYWAYS I'M GONNA GO EAT SOMETHING NOW I NEVER SAID A WORD BYE LOVE YOU (also very special shout out to all the lovely people who commented on your post and especially bruddirt for their thoughtful message, I appreciate it a lot ❤️) sending love your and everyone else's way as always xxx - 😘🦄

(oh and ps yes feel free to keep the post public I know why ofc, I'll be there soon but just not quite yet, so much has been changing for me recently that I think I need this to stay the same for a bit longer if that's okay, love you 💖)

hey!!!! the fact that it was your birthday, and you still decided to say something nice back instead of LETTING THAT DAY BE ALL ABOUT YOU??? good to know you remain an ANGEL. you know you didn’t HAVE TO. 😭💖 i’m glad the wishes spoke to you! i meant everything i said, and YOU’VE JUST GOT ME EMO IN RETURN. happy birthday again, darling!!! you deserve to be celebrated always, but ESPECIALLY on your birthdays. 💕 (many thanks to mutuals who joined my wishes!)

an oreo cake? I’M LITERALLY SO JEALOUS askjfhask. EAT SOME OF IT IN MY NAME!!! yay for getting to get drunk, too, THAT’S WHAT BDAYS ARE FOR INDEED. i wanted to drink something in your name, too, but ALAS, my period got here yesterday to ruin it all. :/ smh

but ONTO THE IMPORTANT THINGS. a BOY???? A DATE??????? I FEEL LIKE A PROUD PARENT. GET HIM!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME!!!!!!! i hope the date turns out to be everything you want it to be! be safe, but HAVE FUN! i’m sooo happy for you. 😭 AND IF HE DOESN’T TREAT YOU RIGHT I’LL TRACK HIM DOWN AND END HIS LIFE. :) just so he knows. ❤️

lastly!!! listen i didn’t even mean it that way, you can stay on anon forever if it makes you more comfortable, it’s not an issue At All. 😘 i just wanted to say that if you wanted them deleted for any reason (i don’t need to know the reason), you got it -- i just needed the confrimation you got to see them first.