Causal messing without addressing has become more hot to me. Having a conversation and filling my panties? Not mentioning it and carrying on with the conversation — there’s something hot about that …

Farting

I drew fionna and cake while Simon is going through shit

pretty much fionna and cake in a nutshell

Currently ripping the most insanely aggressive farts

I've found that jeans are my favorite 💩😌

Makima farting by PolaBianda; honestly I just love seeing the massive methane making Makima mess her pooped pants with her stinky sharts lmao...!

It has been a very messy week, I don't think I have pooped in the toilet once ... Which made for two genuine accidents, two unplanned but not total accidents and one mess that I am holding back right now. I also wet myself a few times throughout throughout week! One of my most active weeks yet.

So...I ate some dried fruits in the afternoon, and at night I was really gassy. Like I mean loud, bubbly gas that just didn't stop. I only held in my farts for a minute and my belly already began bloating up from the gas, and soon enough it began to hurt and make loud upset gurgles. In fact, soon enough the gas just came out uncontrollably. One of the times I had to fart, I pushed. Yeah, so when I pushed the fart came out wet. Yeah...I sharted my panties in the middle of the night while trying to let out the painful gas in my lower belly. That was when I decided to sit on the toilet. I farted once and then a huge string of loud gas rumbled out of me, with a little bit of shit. It was amazing.

Oh my god, these all sound lovely, especially the TOILET SHARTS AHHHH!!!! Toilet farts/sharts are my favorite, they're so underrated. I would love to have a night like this. I want to eat dried fruit to get this effect, but I don't like the texture of dried fruit, like raisins. If there's anything else that gives this kind of effect, I'd love to know it. But still these are so good. I bet it smelled great afterwards. And the fact that the gas came out uncontrollably? And you were bloated within a MINUTE of holding it in? And the fact that one of the farts was a shart? I'm screaming like a kettle on a stove over here!!!

so much pressure & this was all i could get.. and it only made the rumbling worse. :(

I ate too much indian food last night and this is the result!

I farted alot during the night (and right now eheh)

This morning, after going out, I couldn't get to the bathroom. 🙈💩

Carmine Farting by I-like-cola is so wonderful to see that even after the DLC came out she's still getting attention from her powerful pooter being able to make such a strong stinky impact all around her to where even her pants can feel it!

Lucina Farts Tiki by BreppyMilk

06/05/2023 Caterpillar making Nonstandard Life Choices.

Marmara arbutiella is a tiny caterpillar that lives inside arbutus leaves. It leaves the waxy top and bottom layer of the leaf intact for shelter and eats a tunnel through the juicy middle layer, writing a gleaming silvery spiral into the flesh of the leaf.

The Blue Haired Girlfriend found this Caterpillar of Nonstandard Life Choices living in a salal leaf instead of an arbutus lead. These eccentrics turn up occasionally in a small area that includes our island.

We know the salal-dwellers are Marmara arbutiella, because someone sent a salal leaf with a caterpillar in it to Charley Eiseman (see @lies's Charley Eiseman Appreciation Post) and he got it DNA barcoded.

But nobody has observed a salal-dweller outside the leaf. We don't know if it has morphological differences from the arbutus-dwellers as an adult moth, like maybe a new subspecies is starting to branch off here.

So we picked the leaf and put it in a jar with a little moss to hold moisture. Hopefully there's still a Caterpillar of Nonstandard Life Choices in it, and the caterpillar will crawl out of the leaf, make a cocoon, and emerge into an adult we can send to Charley Eiseman.

The cocoon is pretty exciting too, described in the poetic words of Wagner, Loose, Fitzgerald, De Benedictis, and Davis:

The larvae exhibit a fascinating cocoon-spinning behavior which involves prolonged ornamentation of the cocoon with dozens of anally extruded compartmentalized bubbles, each of which is individually wrapped in silk and pushed through to the outer cocoon surface.

I, for one, am delighted at the prospect of a cocoon containing a moth nobody has ever seen, festively garlanded in silk-wrapped bug farts.

burrito fart!