no you guys dont get it i need that 500 year old man by my side to guide me every step of the way i need nightmare sans to grumble "back in my day we didnt have soggy fries" i love him so much hes so grumpy grandpa core and he does paperwork (overworked?? or writing fanfics??) and hes ugly. did i mention he is covered in black slime. i'd help him walk if he had a limp. i love him
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dyg know how to rizz up a girl as a joke i said a cringey ass line and one girl walked away from me LMAOOOOOO im so funny im the whole comedic relief character category the girl i tried to rizz up wants to put me on a restraining order btw as a joke ofc
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where do christian transphobes come from?? ive been in church all my life and they never bring up a bible verse that says thou shalt not identify as anotherth genderth like. ummm???? where are you getting your info from. please im not missing something am i
cmon man if being trans was 'wrong' i think the church would tell us (as my church has already said being gay is wrong (not that i agree))
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chronically online mfs when someone makes a mistake years ago and apologised (waaah they did something wrong theyre a bad person even though thats years ago and theyve clearly changed)
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tag revamp!!
#iminsane - me being insane
#pjtext - me talking about random things in my life
#kittyposting - cats and soup kittyposting
#shittoasts - kayatoast posts
#pj art - art
additional:
other acc: @invisiblecockman this is for crackshipping...idk when ill use this
drawing box!
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tumblr please fix this…that’s not my bio that’s only part of it… :( frowny face frowny face frowny face pleaaase may this appeal to your ethos frowny face frowny face frowny face
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oh...thats not...
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heyyy (with the intent of giving you a bizarre experience)
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i had a dream n from murder drones persuaded me to spy on a scary old lady. she found me spying on her. while i was running away she appeared in front of me. ten meters, then five meters. iscreamed. hard cut to
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not so shrimple now is it
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its just me and my 5 followers against the wrodl
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i’m very tired of seeing sans thirst traps on my feed. stop that. stop calling men zaddy aren’t you like 19. and you stop drawing bara skeletons with droopy eyes in mafia attire. sans and his au counterparts should be pathetic and gross!!!!!!!
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"have you been taught this already last year? am i preaching to the converted?" im DEAD. in my coffin, resting.
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today i took a walk around school with my earphones in. they dont allow phones to be used during school time so i brought my ipad around with my earphones because airpods simply cannot be used 30m away form my ipad. needless to say i looked and felt like an ipad baby
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yeah no this goes hard. spraying pepper spray in MY eyes???? that goes so hard that’s so comical
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hi i’m stuck in a court room and im losing the case. please get me out of here :(
im pj. he/him/she/her lesbian smth smth lets be moots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tags are #shittoasts #pjtext and idk. figure it out yourself i mean hey #shittoasts is kayas posts and pjtext is just me yapping haha!!! more coming soon if i even get out of this court case alive please help me
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