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CW: animal death
i'm still forming my thoughts, but i just wanted to give the update that, as i'd feared would happen, splitzø's condition very suddenly and very severely declined overnight, practically a 180°. there was no hope and her suffering was absolutely horrific.
got her to the emergency vet as quickly as i could for euthanasia, and death gave this beautiful, sassy, feisty little duck peace.
and peace is splitzø's least favorite thing, and she will loudly and vocally oppose peace at any point it might threaten to encroach on her surroundings. she was SO talkative. so much energy. she was the most chaotic bowling pin you'd ever meet.
i'm gonna miss this chaos birb.
i'm not rly ok tbh, and that's all that needs to be said on the matter and all i can say bc im fucking exhausted, but keep us all in your thoughts, if you can. especially her poor flockmates, fuck...
please just go tell your pets you love them, if nothing else.
Fly high, Splitzø.
5/8/23–4/14/24
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im finally reading detective pony and everyone is right that it's probably the best fanfiction ever written. jfc.
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pooling a bunch of jake english songs together to try and make a cohesive playlist and all im gonna say is that there will be as much nickelback and the beatles on this piece of shit as is humanly possible. (come on—you hate it, but i'm right. i hate it—but i know i'm right.)
also jesus christmas my music is depressing as shit.
need more iconic movie songs though. i don't know shit about movies. lay some suggestions on me?
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im gonna play psycholonials tonight, since it released on my birthday and today is my birthday, and psycholonials is Extremely My Shit, then after that it's persona 3, and homestuck fandom will probably lose me.
#i still cant fucking believe psycholonials released on my birthday#is it zhen's birthday too?#was i assigned zhen kinnie at birth?#being assigned rumi p5r kinnie at birth was already so much pressure to live with#idk but i gotta bounce cuz it's dinnertime#phoenyx chirps
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i will say, i'm really glad for the upd8 yesterday, and that it was today that this happened, bc i really, really needed that. the upd8 made me so, so happy, and i don't think i'd be holding my shit together nearly as well as i am if not for being able to ride that high.
i'm still gonna post my thoughts soon and probably annoy everyone i know on discord for THEIR thoughts and make myself as un-isolated as possible. bc that's the best thing for me rn, for healing, which makes it also the best thing for my surviving pets, bc they need me and deserve me at my best.
kinda heartwarming, tbh. i really missed this part about being active in fandom.
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just found out there was a snow squall happening after i ordered doordash so i tucked a few dollars under a prominent fixture that my driver would see 🥺 compensating workers in fucked up american tipping culture is st abt me that will never change. i let the driver know but hopefully he'll get it??
#phoenyx chirps#its the 7 year anniversary of the worst day of my life lemme order some chinese lmao#but let those who help me thru it be fairly compensated!!!!#the initial 13% tip isn't enough for this weather gdi
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i couldn't sleep last night bc i made the mistake of reading youtube comments and people were being dickholes abt a triggering subject—substances—and so i huffed a line of the most potent substance of all—hard, uncut copium—by writing dirkjake fic until i fell asleep
highly recommend this course of action, btw.
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when i was in seventh grade i was writing school essays on the social consequences of pornography (i chose the topic, had to get permission from the guidance counselor and principal), and we were discissing work in class that depicted violence, implications of rape, murder, abuse, etc.
i was freaking TWELVE and i understood this shit was fiction, i was taught how to interact with the subject matter, nuance, the genuine harm and exploitation of real-life abusive media, all of that. like i didn't fully understand it on account of BEING TWELVE but i had a basic idea.
like what the fuck happened. schools now must fucking suck if fandom socmed is any indication.
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KARKAT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS YOUR HAIR
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welp this morning i tried to crack an empty eggshell.
my pet ducks lay eggs, i eat those eggs, and i save the spent eggshells to crush up later and mix into their feed as a calcium boost. i keep the broken eggshells in a tupperware thing on the kitchen counter
i got eggs out of the fridge and yet somehow when i went to crack an egg i grabbed one of the eggshells, tried to crack it on the side of the bowl, and—the best part—was genuinely confused and alarmed when this did not work.
fuck it breakfast canceled, im going back to bed now LMAO
#i love myself but i hate that the funniest shit i do is completely by accident#thx x2 infection combo#phoenyx chirps#they laid 3 new eggs this morning tho thank u ducks
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almost accidentally sent a necrophilia joke to the best friend of my recently deceased friend instead of to charmi on discord.
sinus infections are canceled forever jfc i cant live down this almost-humiliation 😭🤣😭😭😭
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reason #2 (there are only 2) reasons why i love living in a rural zone:
neighbors don't call the cops when i yell "HEY!!! STOP HUMPING YOUR SISTER!!!" at my pet ducks
#try to get ducks not to hump everything is an exercise in futility like nothing else tbh#dubks#phoenyx chirps
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did your friend really die?
idk im going to his viewing and funeral later today, so just for you, i'll take a fucking selfie with his corpse, and you tell me?
#baller move would have just been to respond w said selfie#(im not that baller)#death cw ri3939484ii4#phoenyx chirps
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why did i think it'd be a good idea to fall asleep while listening to creepcast's penpal episode. as if my dreams aren't fucked enough. jesus. 💀
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this morning after only getting a few hours' sleep i went to an early pokemon go raid and grabbed a dunkin coffee, and my cashier was like. INCREDIBLY drunk.
best service ive ever gotten.
if this doesn't just. set the tone for 2024. then what even does???
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finally watching hazbin hotel eyyyy
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