#or BIG FUCKIN LAZER BEAM
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I cant stop thinking about how fucking unnerving Tony could look, if he wanted to. after not sleeping for a few days, finally finding the solution to a problem, the intense eyes and wild hair and big grin. The light of his arc reactor, strangely bright. He's shaking a bit fro caffeine intake. Studying something intensely.
Imagine if he was studying you, trying to judge your loyalty or your motivations, and he finds an answer in your face that he finds interesting. And he fuckin laughs, staring straight at you. He dosnt miss a single detail.
I'm writing a story where Tony has to decide if someone is a spy or not based on their reaction to classified information, and god. Imagining it is terrifying. His attention is a lazer beam when he wants it to be, and for it to be aimed straight at a person sounds unnerving
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raz dnd 18
parsley wakes up and is dumped by zen since zen is responsible lol. zen kneels down to try and help parsley up but he just wants to lay on the ground. parsley realizes hes in a library and just keeps laying there. zen tells him teya is researching the feywilds. teya learns that time passes differently in the feywilds.
back by wheatley hes still taking potshots on the range with senna watching. it does quite a bit of damage. fuckin lazers man. senna claps cause it looks cool. she notices its overheating and she calls out to him to cease firing so it wont explode lol. he giggles hes so happy lol.
back to parsley, he wants to go shopping! so he fucks off. zen tells teya to stay here and he goes after parsley. parsley goes up in the air trying to find his bearings. he doesnt notice anything xD he gets beamed by a lazer and zen yells at him to get down. anti air defense! big guns aiming at him lol. he quickly gets the fuck back down like wtf. zen says their for emergencies. parsley isnt registered so no flying. zen says he will escort him to the blacksmith.
senna and wheatley saw parsley get shot and hurry over there and meet up like wtf. wheatley heals parsley a bit. he says hes banned from flying and zen explains the guns. parsley says he needs new pants since it got wrecked. senna says they met a nice robot that made them some clothes. zen is taking parsley to the blacksmith first. senna points out wheatleys cool lazer gun to parsley, but zen says to not get too close cause its radioactive. wheatley freaks out and backs away.
zen reminds everyone they couldve used the tokens at anytime. it can do lots of stuff. map, lightsource, storage, shopping. senna tells wheatley he can store the lazer until its needed. thank god right? XD
wheatley tries to hold parsleys wrist and hes like "uhh no, im fine stop that." "worry is my default state of being." parsley keeps saying hes fine.
good ol smith! parsley wants a new dagger! he just gets an ordinary dagger no plus 1 for him. he then asked for a whip but smith doesnt really work with leather. check a leather worker! parsley changes his mind tho cause i dunno. as we go to leave smith says he misses his shop awwww. time to get teya!
teya however wandered off goddamn. now we have to go find her. shes getting surrounded by robots asking her stuff lol. their so excited to go back outside! teya is a little anxious getting mobbed like this. theyve never seen an organic like teya before! one of the robots notices teya is nervous and tells the other bots to back up. just in time we arrive to the rescue!
zen crosses his arms and scolds teya for leaving. she claims to have no memory of this. wheatley grabs her and says he was worried about her. zen gets the robots to leave. wheatley says they are just lonely. zen says android is waiting for us its time to go.
back to the soul jar! ANDROID GOT AN UPGRADE AND HES WEARING CLOTHES! he looks more like zen in structure now! less arms and smaller xD android says he took some steps moving forward awww. he says he doesnt like the clothes but only belts would look weird. wheatley agrees, clothes are weird xD he has a rapier and a pistol and rifle instead of just spawning weapons.
parsley is a dick and trying not to laugh. zen gives him a big hug awww. hes so proud of him. senna just says he looks nice. he thanks her??? holy shit. senna doesnt make a big deal out of it. sadly everyone else did lol. 'wow i didnt know you could say that.' senna sucker punches parsley in the shoulder. android calls him an idiot.
wheatley says goodbye to lil bro. SP also says goodbye awww. group hug for them awww. teya recalls to herself more fey facts that fey see other humanoids beneath them. entertaining but not equals.
zen sets down a portal and out we go! adventure! still by that temple and parsleys big pile of firewood. hes fucking taking the wood and putting it in the storage unit. wheatley says he thought parsley liked chopping firewood? he uh misunderstood lol.
wheatley holds sennas hand and wraps his tail around her. he just wants a pal :3 senna and teya message each other and teya is excited to sleep again :3 parsley suddenly notices wheatley is in a dress xD
as were walking we hear screaming! a small town and some bodies that got smashed! senna runs toward the screaming as parsley flies into the air to see what it is. parsley sees people running from giant...things. senna sees a giant iron golem chasing a dude. senna lobs some acid at it! hits! everyone is hurrying over to senna.
the acid begins to corrode it a bit and it turns toward senna, lumbering over. shes luring it over to the rest of the gang. parsley flies behind its head to slice it but its sword bounces off cause its METAL PARSLEY! wheatley casts branding smite!
wheatley shoots it with his pistol. the golem attacks parsley! (IT GOT A 31 WTF RAZ) parsley manages to block the attack with his shield but he still took a lot of damage and knocks him into the ground. parsley enters a rage and wild surges. a pixie appears by the golem and then parsley attacks with his handaxe. bounces off again. then the pixie explodes! senna uses spiritual weapon and summons a floating hammer and it crits! then acid splash again! teya curses it to wis save everyturn or he cant do anything.
wheatley again! heat metal! now the golem is glowing hot and its repairing itself since its melted. senna yells at wheatley for healing it. another golem shows up fucks sake. android shoots it and it lumbers toward him. good boy. zen trips it nice job. androids rapier floats in the air stabbing away. raz stop making them cool i cant NOT fuck them-
the golem were fighting failed his save so he does nothing. parsley drops his rage and tries to reduce the golem. it doesnt work its immune. another pixie appears and blows up. senna does acid again and the floating hammer force. teya vampiric touches it cause shes nuts. wheatley leaves cause parsley told him to find and rescue survivors.
oh no the golem succeeded. it fuckin sends teya flying back but her curse still sticks good. parsley casts fairyfire and the golem gets outlined with blue light and our attacks have advantage.
cutting to wheatley fast hes mostly finding smashed people. he starts running into intact buildings and yelling at people to flee. people are trapped! their afraid of wheatley though. he tries to calm them but their scared badly. they say the golems got turned against them? robots that look just like wheatley!? he keeps trying to get them to flee and then leaves. time for the next house! they all do the same thing.
senna yet again acids and hammers pog. a piece of the golem fell off nice. teya misses vampiric touch darn. then she casts hidden step sneaky. golem got loose again goddamn. smacks parsley to the ground again and he loses the fairyfire. then he smacks parsley again he broke his ribs! he chugs a potion and tries to distract the golem lol. senna lobs acid and hammers again. teya vampiric touches again and does big nice. the golem is slowing down. she hidden steps again.
golem once more cant move! parsley disengages and goes to find wheatley. senna misses the acid and hammer darn. teya also misses vampiric touch again. fuck the golem got loose and attacks senna. smacks her shield and impacts it fuck. second attack misses ha!
cutting to parsley he epically fails the invs roll while screaming for wheatley and coughing up blood. he starts going in buildings and trying to make people leave. he gives the guy a healing potion and leaves. they warn him of wheatley and parsley calls him an idiot and goes. he also drinks more potions.
back to the fight! senna lobs acid and hammers once again. it collapses again! senna immediately whips around to help zen and android! teya comes too! she misses lol. zen was astral punching it but he does look a bit beat up. the golem goes after teya lol. fuck that has to hurt but it misses the second attack.
android calls the golem a thoughtless metal can and tries to get its attention. he keeps shooting it. zen keeps punching but his attacks are low. senna once more acids and hammers pog. teya curses it pog! the golem breaks loose tho lol. its going for teya! teya is dropped to 1 holy shit her arm shouldnt be bent like that.
cutting to parsley he finds wheatley yay! wheatley looks exhausted lol and he goes to another building. parsley yells out to him and grabs him. wheatley hugs him that hurts xD parsley tells him to go back and help while he helps the people.
back to the fight! android missed every shot wtf. zen epic failed. senna healing words teya then hammers again. teya misses the vampire again then hidden steps lol. the golem goes for senna fuck. that hurts. missed the second attack again. android jumps on its back and shoots it in the head.
senna immediately begins healing teya again. wheatley just missed the fight lol. he goes about healing senna and she also heals herself. senna heals teya to full shes just sore. senna asks where parsley is. wheatley says robots that looked like him did this. senna messages teya to look after wheatley and senna goes to get parsley. wheatley tells teya the villagers tried to attack him so he cant ask for info. teya hugs him the poor guy.
parsley keeps doing what hes doing and trying to drag people out of their houses. not smart. they aint wanna go outside. parsley sighs and says he'll go with him he has experience fighting this kind of stuff. 'you think its gonna get bored and go away?' parsley is done with this guy lol. he finally agrees and leaves lol. as they exit senna runs over to parsley and tells him they did it. senna heals parsley a bit nice.
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But now, on a more personal note, we’d just like to let you know that Kidtronic actually loved his little sister Anica very much, he just had difficulty showing it sometimes, kind of like those traditional father-son relationships, you know. He began to soften up more and more as his human side developed and he even agreed to let her rhyme on some of their tracks. Their biggest break-through was when Anica saw a tag Kidtronic had scribbled on somebodies nice wall which read: ‘BLOOD-NOSE PUSSY-BOY’, and asked him if she could use it as the name for her album she was buzy working on. This really warmed his heart and he told her that he would even make the beats for the album if she wanted and then gave her a big hug but then Kidtronic suddenly felt this wierd sensation below his waist.
“WHAT THE HECK…” he cried jumping back as Mr Rockadopolis popped his little green head out from Anica’s tummy pouch. They then found out that Mr Rockadopolis could rhyme too and asked him if he wanted to kick a little something on the next track they were about to put out.
SUPER-PSYCHE
The inhabitants of The Ziggurat got quite a big surprize when they found out that the perfect world they had been living in for so long was infact a giant people-trap, capable of inter-dimentional travel and that The Constructus Corporation and the majority of it’s employees were actually shape-shifting demons from the Nether Realm who had come to Earth to harvest Souls, which are these little things that eat light, situated just below your cerebal cortex. Certain people already sort of knew what was going on and were primed for the great awakening that followed but the majority of the inhabitants lost the plot and exploded into an emotionally chaotic state-of-emergency. The people that were ready to wake up, woke up while the people who were still sleepy scrambled for their sanity as the nightmare they were living in got revealed.
there’s no fuckin stoppin this, mr rockadopolis
sneaks through enigmatic, ominous, anonymous
there’s no fuckin stoppin this, mr rockadopolis
speaks to everyone from governers to commoners
don’t mind me, i’m not actually here
no-ones sticking sneaky little goggas in your ear
that crawl around inside your head, eating up your brain
maybe you want to go away, come back another day
cats aren’t ready i’m stuck in five years time
hologram on the mic like someone pressed rewind
rip open my chest and flex my blessed design
get all up in your system like some pesticide
electrify when i testify, would the next in line please step inside
dissinfect your mind, make sure that you don’t get left behind
electronic, symphonic, melodic, exotic harmonics
steady exorcize melancholic, demonic robotics
this megalomaniac likes to think sick things
devil cruncher sent to earth to eat weak links
rupture metal mental structure, defeat kings
humans… activate your super-psyche
it’s the boom band back with a bang
metatron stand strong with the mic in his hand
extracting funk from the ether, to pump through your speaker
i’mna summon a governer fuck being a commoner stuck in a rut with no possible way out
woo… johnny be bad in the mental
doctor wanna take away mechanical pencil
stick sick spell to piece of paper cos the people need some flavour
lazer-beam focus as evil meets its maker
hey; check out my nifty new receptors
bonafide prototypes imported from planet zector
vectors need to step inside my sector
and get some love from my sexy purple velvet glove
i’ll help you to experience beautiful, strange feelings
stand on the ceiling look down at you like a stalactite
baby, won’t you be my stalagmite tonight, let’s unite
humans… activate your super-psyche
fuck law and order, i walk apon the water
eliminating small-fry like alcoholic bad guys
dream-walker rupture reality with war-cry
constructus brings the motherfuckin raw vibe
where am i, uh… verse three, line one, two, three, four …five
yessir everything is gonna be alright
um… too much tv gives you sore eyes
what else um… oh ja, the nazi’s invented flouride
i’m kak serious bru, we not as needy as you
we just need food, clothes and shelter
plus a little pocket money so that we don’t have to ask for shit
and keep making art for a living till the fat bitch croaks
back foul beast… back from whence you came
crush the pyramid, i’m living it, never giving in
i practice in the blackness listening to the drummer drumming
humming… hmmm…. humming something i’m becomming
blah blah blah, i’m not that easy to see
floating like whhhh… silently from tree to tree
don’t bother me, my master made me in his laboratory
spliced his own jeans with flying frog jeans
original clone number one with
webbed hands and webbed feet
sticky soles and finger tips, freaky deaky goals
sneaky, false when i need to be, eeny meeny
mino mo, catch a nigga by his toe
and he’ll make you wish that you hadn’t
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