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illiana-mystery · 1 year
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Um, hello...mister. 😵‍💫😮‍💨
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gatheringbones · 3 years
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I love all this body love for Alfred Molina and his little paunch. I love a paunch. strong hips pressing a big warm heavy paunch into your lower back???? ooh baby do you know what that’s worth. we’ll make heaven on a place on earth.
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australian-desi · 5 years
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Kahaan Hum Kahaan Tum ~ Episode 72: Of Coin Tosses and ‘Friendship’
This episode is hands down one of my top 5 episodes in this show. I absolutely loved every bit of it. Also I realised I prefer doing these type of mini summaries/liveblogs rather than a full on liveblog (it takes so much longer idk how @ishqsa and @tellywoodtrash do it for every episode. I applaud their efforts). But this turned out to be quite long coz again, got carried away with the feelzzz 
AAHHH THE AWKWARDNESS, man Rohit Sippy sucks at small talk #relatable 
The hand grab, when he thanks her for the night before <3 <3 
Girl’s resolve is breaking, ‘itna toh kar his sakti hoon tumhaare pyaar ke liye’ good coverup with the, I mean for you and Raima 
And we’re back at the ‘ache dost’ 
Trust Rohit to do a coin toss rather than to just say what he wants, and then lose the coin in the process 
Sonakshi hits him with the ‘it was nice dating you’ and forwards her hand to shake his, LOLLLL THIS LOOKS LIKE THE END OF A BUSINESS MEETING 
Also the use of Do Pal, very apt, hit the feelz 
Deepa confronting Rohan 
Does Deepa know that Rohan cheats on his wife on the regular? 
Proud of her for not stepping down when he hits her with his ‘you’re not family bs’ but also Rohan is an outright dick, I mean she cares more for your wife than you ever will, so basically more family than you
Fkn hell, Akaash always coming to put is tang in matters that don’t require him. Just go make some food or something 
YASSS AA GAYA MERA CUPID, AJIT, IN DO GADHO KO RAASTA DIKHANE 
You guys, Rohit would be fucked without Ajit 
Ajit being all like, ‘I’m so excited you were about grow a pair and talk to her, but alas, you’ve disappointed me, yet again’ 
“main kya apni feelings force karoon uske upar...” OMG a tellywood hero, understanding that he cannot force his feelings/decisions on the heroine 
Am I in a parallel universe? 
Is this actually happening? 
Does Rohit Sippy actually exist, or is he just a figment of our imagination, because we got sick of MCPs? 
I never knew I would live to see the day that a tellywood male lead would think this way 
Rohit is becoming my ultimate favourite tellywood male lead 
LOLLL AJIT HITTING HIM WITH THE “aap bade hain, isliye mooh pe gadha bhi nahi bol sakta” 
Ajit inn dono ki love story set karte karte khud buddha ho jayega 
YEH TOH 6 MONTHS MEIN SONAKSHI KI SHAADI PE PAUNCH GAYA
Omg shaadi bhi karadi, pregnant bhi kardiya, bache bhi kardiye bechaari ke, aur bhai ka funeral tak paunch gaya yeh idiot 
But hey, at least it shook Rohit enough to take action 
Omg he actually found the coin and ofcourse it’s tails 
Why does this dude need messages from God, kismat, his alter ego etc. to take action, very Parvati-esq of him
Yaar, ab YK ki maa bhi tapak padi, I can only deal with one stereotypical regional mother, either Raima’s Bengali mother or YK’s Punjabi one, you cannot hit me with both, I do not allow it 
LOOK AT THE HAQ THAT HE GOES TO HER CAR WITH AND TELLS HER TO LISTEN TO HIM BECAUSE IT’S ‘VERY IMPORTANT’ 
If he says it today, I will personally fly to india and hug the writers, thanking them for a show where fanfiction tropes come to life 
Omg WHY IS HE STILL STUCK ON CALLING HER A FRIEND EVEN RAVI IS DONE WITH HIS SHIT 
dosti ke aage badh, nahi toh dono ke dono tum akele maroge jaise ajit ne bola 
Okay we’ve gone from ‘you are my best friend’ to ‘you are my special friend’ #progress 
“Tumhaari bohot keemat hai mere dil mein, meri life mein” 
UMMM YES NOW WE’RE TALKING, JALDI BOL 
OOH BOI IS SELF AWARE, WITH ACCEPTING HIS RUDENESS, SHORT TEMPER AND SELFISHNESS
“I know tum mujhe like karti ho, matlab ‘like like’ nahi, but like...”
Is Rohit a teenage girl, with his whole ‘she doesn’t like like me. you know’ 
I mean have you seen her face when you enter the room, it lights up like a bulb, god men are so dumb 
Agar isne ek aur baar apne aap ko iska dost bola toh main, Sona, Ravi aur Ajit iska gala daba denge 
YESSS HE’S FINALLY SPITTING IT OUT, “Lekin main tumhe like se ziada karta hoon” HE SAID IT AS A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL, BUT HE SAID IT, AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS 
“Main tumhe ‘like like’ nahi karti? Rohit please, dekho meri aankhon mein, kya dikhaya deta hai?”
OMG THE STARE, THE CHEEK CUP!!!!!!! KISSSSS ALREADY GO MAKE OUT, YOU HAVE TWO EMPTY CARS JUST GO FOR IT 
Sorry for the Tharak, I just got carried away. I’m still reeling in this excitement that the lack of precap isn’t even getting to me 
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thisbirdhadflown · 7 years
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May Fic Rec Round-up, Part II
Agree to Disagree by out_there
Yaaas! Eggsy x Roxy BrOTP forever!
This fic perfectly captures the platonic yet sometimes teasing tone of their friendship. What I loved:
1. All the snarking!
“Oh, hey, Eggsy! It’s your type. Two o’clock.”
Eggsy kept a calm grip on the newspaper he was pretending to read and flicked his gaze across. White, male, average height with wispy white hair that revealed a bald spot when the wind picked up, and an off the rack suit that pulled tightly across his paunch. “How is that my type?”
“Old, fastidious, boring? Probably used to being called grandpa?”
2. Roxy being a good wingman.
“I’m flying to Frankfurt in the morning and scaling the outside of a ridiculously tall building,” Roxy said, leaning across to steal a few crisps from Eggsy’s packet. “If I can do that, you can ask Harry out again.”
3. All of their conversations- the catching up, commiserating over Not!Old!But!Oblivious!Harry- take place while they do badass spy stuff.
Shore Leave at Cornwall by FreshBrains
V-shaped poly relationships are rare in this fandom, and this story is a welcome addition. Not only is this fic hot as hell, but it also features some very interesting relationship dynamics, particularly between Merlin and Harry. All in all, a lovely, intimate story with indelible imagery, including: new Kingsman gadgets; Eggsy splayed across the sheets like a pin-up; and Merlin giving Harry and Eggsy instructions in bed. Ooh la la. ;-)
Now Let’s Play a Little Game by INMH
This is fantastic. Hilarious with great banter, and I really enjoyed the characterization of Merlin. Here he’s sneaky and cheeky and out to game the system in the best possible way.
Son by Cimila
It’s weird because I love my Hartwin porn, but I also absolutely adore this fic.
I have a soft spot for the family of choice trope, and Harry’s gradual realization that he sees Eggsy as his surrogate son (and his subsequent mortification- how dare he presume to feel that way toward Eggsy!) was touching to read. Eggsy’s reciprocation of his feelings  made me so happy- he has finally found the father figure he deserves.
Take What You Can by Tibby
Interesting character study of Harry. This fic takes that memorable one-liner in the church, fleshes it out, and builds a backstory around it. There are also some lovely lines, including:
After all, for as long as the two of them had shared their lives, Mr. Pickles had been a constant reminder that whatever love Harry Hart held, if it was asked of him, he would kill it dead.
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