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littlestpetship · 2 years

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zhongli is literally the funniest character in the whole game. someone will be like ya thatll cost 1 billion mora and hes like Ok ill have your whole stock. YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY

#text #f #he relies on childe for money which is the funniest thing EVER #AND HE JUST DOES IT. NO QUESTIONS ASKED #old man with a sugar daddy thats 3700 years younger than him #its even funnier when you realize that he would just make mora on the spot when he wanted to buy something #which is why he never looked at the prices and just bought whatever #but without his gnosis he cant make any more!!!!#hes like oh... it seems i forgot my wallet ^_^#YYOU JUST WANT ME TO PAY FOR YOU!!!!!

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