byan deciding they want another lip piercing and you unexpectedly walk in on them about to stab a needle through said lip... wdyd

Mikey, after Reality Check, completely unaware: haha yeah, we found a way to save the city! So cool! I'm sure the Super Turtles are happy to see their evil father behind bars because they definitely had enough time to grab Sliver before the tower exploded :)

hsgdgshhs

I'm just saying we know Mikey committed patricide but he teleported out of there before the guy died, before the Super Turts escaped. Super heroes always save the day right! So nothing to worry about! Everyone lived! :)

(PS - This is a joke because despite the fact that i love that bit of angst, I legit don’t think Mikey would care that much lmaoooo. He’s killed people (okok at least one triceraton soldier for sure) on screen and immediately made a smarmy joke about it. They’re good good boys but they’re still ninja. If they need to kill someone, they will, and they’ll get it done right and brutally and efficiently. They just won’t kill wastefully.)

((PPS - I headcanon that Mikey’s got a lot of hhhhhng, I guess I’ll call it emotional resilience? He just has good coping mechanisms and doesn’t angst or brood about these heavy things because he processes them in a healthy way. Mikey like ‘hey dude its fucked up that i had to kill you but its fucked up that you were gonna kill my bro so sorry not sorry, try not being a henchman next time smh fr tho’)

(((PPPS - The Super Turtles are such fucking dorks omg and why they gotta be mean to Mikey? Be nice! Wish the episode would have given more focus on his ninja skills. Oh well.)))