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peonycats · 1 year

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What your favorite China ship says about you

rochu:

You are communist

you are mainlander chinese

baby's first china ship

nichu:

you are a mentally ill mainlander chinese. or you're a weeb chinese.

youre japanese (bombastic side eye)

if ur in the english fandom uve been cancelled several times

amechu:

you want rusame without russia

you're into dilfs and baby boy toys

you're mainlander chinese and r/pol brain poisoned

korchu:

you want nichu but like 90% less angst and 50% more annoying internet fights

indchu:

you want amechu without america

you're into old people

ur either indian/chinese (tho not mainlander Chinese) or southeast asian and depending on which u are ur depictions will vary wildly

romechu:

you like dead people and angst

ur obsessed w the silk road/roman empire han dynasty shenanigans

iggychu:

you enjoy 19th century era chinese history

you enjoy wasian hong kong

u enjoy china suffering gratuitously especially if you are chinese mainlander

monchu:

budget nichu

ur japanese

you're either a mentally ill chiner or not a chiner at all

indochu:

you're not chinese or you’re chindo

you're a tankie

Indonesian’s nichu

taichu:

if ur taiwanese, ur into toxic male love interests

if ur mainlander chinese, ur a cishet man

budget nichu now with even more people getting mad at you!

hkchu:

ur an hker and hate it when people insinuate that china is HK’s dad

u r not an hker

frachu:

You think china should top france

portchu:

You think macau is a wasian baby

iggychu but spicy white edition

vietchu:

you're into unhealthy doomed relationships

you want vietnam to peg china

perchu:

You are using it to make rome jealous or use romechu to make persia jealous

you want romechu without rome

macauchu:

ur into abdl (if you know, you know)

you want a gentleman boyfriend

hkchew but supreme gentleman edition

nkchew:

ur not korean

nk is ur little meow meow

u enjoy a little sk trolling

#aph china #hws china #im not gonna tag this with the ships #okay thats enough poking wasps nest im gonna go back to sleep now #hetalia

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