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#okay but like imagine kagami messing with felix during peacock mating season
feather-of-argos · 2 years
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Felix, storming into work and huffing to Adrien: Bird watching is so perverted. You blow a little noisemaker that shouts "Wanna fuck?! Wanna fuck?!" And then when a bird shows up wanting to fuck their like "Aha, I see you through my binoculars!" Sick behaviour. Twisted behaviour.
Kagami, shoving a bird caller and a pair of binoculars into her desk drawer: His just mad that I made him feel like one of those guys who falls for those hot singles in your area ads
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