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hallow-moons · 2 years

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Last Legacy LIs with the Hot Pepper Carolina Reaper Challenge

Felix

You'll have to somehow convince him that "it's not that hot" otherwise he ain't doing it.

"It looks like the heart of a tiny demon... and it smells like death. And I of all people know what death smells like..."

Eats it

"...What!? Immediately! Why does it hurt so much?? What demonic food have you given me!?"

starts to drool and his face is a brighter red than you have ever seen on him before.

*hiccups* No... The *hic* ups have started.."

"I can't do this... Every breath is like time travel to a stupid, stupid place.."

" I am not happy! NOt one bit!"

immediately goes for the relief mechanisms.

while drinking milk (which I Headcanon he dislikes) "I hate you... I hate you much..."

"No wait, that's a lie... the gods don't like lairs..." *slurps drool* "I think... I think I'm religious after this experience?"

*stares off in to space for minutes*

"To any gods that might be listening, if you love me at all, you'll come take this pepper away... please"

*waits literally 5 seconds* "No..? That makes sense."

"Wait...I'm blacking out... No... It's just HOT!"

after the 6 minute peak mark "When's it gonna go away...? When is the PAIN gonna go away?"

whines in pain

"Is there blood coming out of my ears?! ...No? It feels like it."

Continues to space out occasionally blowing his nose on his shirt sleeve or wiping away the tears all while eating ice, drinking milk, etc.

looks down to see the drool all over his shirt "This ain't what it looks like.."

"MC, I don't know in what hell you acquired that nightmare, but please take it back and never speak of this again..."

Sage

hooo boi this cat man loves some spicy food.

He ain't turning it down. Especially since you say it's a challenge.

He thinks it looks more questionable than he anticipated, but that won't detour him. Never has before.

"It looks like a toe.."

Eats the pepper

👁👄👁 "This is why I don't put toes in my mouth"

"... ok it's..not that bad.."

slurps up drool

puts his head on the table to hide the fact that he regrets this decision more than anything in his life.

"IS that all you got?!"

He's pretty quite for like 5 minutes.

"..why did I do this.. It's just getting worse..."

"I hate the world.. I hate that I exist.."

"No..NO! I CAN DO THIS! BE a MAAAAaaaaan! "

yells at the top of his lungs.

starts hitting things, punching the wall, etc. you have to stop him before he breaks something.

yells some more and starts spitting in a trash can

"Fuck... FuCK!"

"I can feel my heart beat in my fuckin throat..."

"Holy Night Mother... I feel like my left nipple is going to spout fire.. Right nipple fine.. Left nipple, fire"

Is laying out on the floor at this point.

once the 10 minutes is up, you give him ice and whatnot.

"I never thought I'd be getting throat punched by an ice cube, but it's fucking glorious."

"MC, hold my hand please.."

"I thought I was a man.. No, I'm still a boy."

Anisa

Is extremely reluctant to eat this pepper that's looking like a ruptured vessel.

But also really wants to see if she can do it.

Eats it.

The Oh no. Oh no no no no no song plays

Her hands start failing about

"What in the world is happen- *burps* happening in my mouth?!"

burps for like the next minute

"Stop... burping.."

Her face is so red

*blows nose* "...ok I was making sure I wasn't bleeding... shit"

"The pain is SURREAL"

"I'm sweating so much..."

"I can't breath.. I CaN'T Breeeeaaath!"

burps some more

spaces out for a munite

".....huh. What am I doing??"

gives up and drinks water

spills it a little

"oh no what have I done..."

"oh..It hurts to be... THE WATER JUST MAKES IT WORSE! WHYYYYY!?"

"why did I do this... I have a meeting to go to."

"...Ok the pain just eventually goes away... I'm still waiting for that..."

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baekhvuns · 2 years

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Sleeping in the same position for hours is THE WORST I feel like a grandma after waking up. Is your elbow better?

Some people, bless them, but they're whole ass adults yet act like teens, pls behave 😭 this includes my friends... I need to snap them out of their daze from time to time

Exactly Treasure has vocals, but it's so hype and pirate-y too! The MV is simple, but they filmed it in such a pretty place! Fhjsyehshehhse Jongho belly dancer, but he's wearing a coat still. I see him as the snake charmer with Seonghwa being the snake. No because belly chain Seonghwa, we remember, we cry 😭😍

I'm not a Jopper, sorry but compared to Step Back, not only were the lyrics ugly but the song? So bad. I'm so sorry to my ladies </3

Yes I saw some Taemin-esque vibes! I love the beat it H I T S and TY's voice?!?! The cinematography and choreography were so good too, I didn't expect to be so obsessed 🤯 I don't know what's going on with the solo releases, but it's so true they're serving! I'm looking forward to more solo stuff from TY I hope he goes into this direction, so he can show a different side than the NCT noise and whacky concepts - no offence, but I've always been a Taeyong enthusiast. Ooooh, yes God Damn was a vibe I remember listening to it a looooooot last year 👁👄👁

I GOT MY SVT ALBUMS AND OMGGGG I forgot that you get tons of photocards with the Carat version OF THE SAME MEMBER so I have over 20 of ONE man lolol, if I got 24 photocards of Seonghwa I would be gone. Not that I'm giving KQ ideas ☠ but it's so much better than jewel cases that both SM and JYP are doing, you don't even get cards of the member on the cover most of the time 🙃 I'm sitting here with over 60 SVT cards HELP they also included highlighters. Please don't steal my money I need to feed my kids :(((

Nah drinking coke only is not it, but I drink flavoured water or ice tea or juices and other fruity stuff, I need to taste something water is so bland, I only like sparkling water with some lemon in it, but it gets boring. WHERE'S THE FLAVOUR

I'm sorry I only accept DILF Hwa, but I will see what's going on with y/ns father...

Wheew I was almost worried you were doing the nasty against the wall GET A ROOM. My latest Hwa dream involved us hiding in a classroom with other people, idk what was going on but some of them were doing some BAD things and whyyyyy �� and I think I had a boyfriend? Then I remember me and Seonghwa standing outside my building at 6am?

Yes this is what I mean for bb x bg! Make it funny and chaotic, but let's throw some parental issues in the mix, so they can bond over their traumas <3 noooo I haven't let me check the lyrics 👀 oh so it's sharing the hotel bathroom too, inchresting

There's a difference between an OC and Y/N, somehow I find myself not liking the OC stories? I don't know why, maybe they're too self-indulgent, I like to come up with my own OCs for Y/Ns so maybe that's why? I can shape them the way I want and if someone wants to insert themselves vague descriptions are the best.

https://twitter.com/hwascloud/status/1222693373170946048?s=20&t=dNR4o7kUFywwXa5noW4OUQ 😌😌😌😌

Everytime Seonghwa posts pouty or kissy selfies I'M LOOKING AT L I P S plsssss. And your mum knows it, she likes slutty gender envy men <3

I know I can't be greedy with my Seonghwa agenda, but I also know people want other members as well. I would say San, but one of my besties says Mingi ksydkdhshskshegs

In the 1st photo he said 👍🧍‍♂️ https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1534378398457692160?t=GsxdUCAFyPF55EVEBZvHUQ&s=19

Ok these are DILF, the 1st one is lowkey an embarrassing uncle on holidays but a H O T uncle nevertheless. I have similar sandals, but they're not as stompy 😭 also PRADA. If I was on that carousel and he suddenly showed up I'd fall off my horse for sure. Anyway look at his smiley eyes, uwu https://www.instagram.com/p/Ceg-uJDN25p/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

A question: how would you rank the members in order for your potential roommates? I had these convos with people multiple times and I'm always curious if they choose their bias. - DV 💖

hi hello!!

Sleeping in the same position for hours is THE WORST I feel like a grandma after waking up. Is your elbow better?

NO FR WAKING UP WITH LIKE LINES ON YOUR ARMS AND CHEEKS THE BEST SLEEP EVER esp if it rains,, the little razzle dazzle 🤌🏼 the cold and the blanket 😮‍💨😮‍💨 and yes it is!! back to normal just a little sore!

Some people, bless them, but they're whole ass adults yet act like teens, pls behave 😭 this includes my friends... I need to snap them out of their daze from time to time

NO FR SO TRUE 😭😭😭 sometimes it’s rly embarrassing but bro pls grow up it’s annoying to take responsibility of ur actions everytime 😭😭🤚🏼

Exactly Treasure has vocals, but it's so hype and pirate-y too! The MV is simple, but they filmed it in such a pretty place!

EXACTLY !!!!! the whole middle eastern concept in that mv was chefs kisses,,, tho im still questioning that white man that was in the mv for no reason HOW DID HE MAKE THE CUT DID NO ONE SEE HREKFH 😭😭 THE BASS LINE IN TREASURE IS SOME OF THEIR BEST

Fhjsyehshehhse Jongho belly dancer, but he's wearing a coat still. I see him as the snake charmer with Seonghwa being the snake. No because belly chain Seonghwa, we remember, we cry 😭😍

LMFAOOOO STOP A BELLY CHAIN ON TOP OF JONGHOS LONG COATS 😭😭😭😭 seonghwa, the snake, the siren, the everything sexc,,, belly chain hwa BUT GIVE HIM SOMETHING WITH A LITTLE MORE FLARE AND CATCH ME PASSING OHT

I'm not a Jopper, sorry but compared to Step Back, not only were the lyrics ugly but the song? So bad. I'm so sorry to my ladies </3

NO SERIOUSLY WHAT WAS THAT SONG??? the hideous auto tune and the beat 😭😭 jopping outsold <3

RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT !!!!! i have it on repeat ever since it came out and im so entranced by him 😭😭😭 YEAH THEYRE ALL SERVING FROM THE TITLES TO THE BSIDES THEYRR ALL SO GOOD??? god 😩😩 no one can match sm soloists YES ME TOO i thought his song would be like mad dog with that bass but he completely surprised me im so hooked and so excited to see his stuff,,, he gives me post malone vibes and i will take it ALL. no fr me too, bias like strong ✊🏼 RIGHT FBEJFHEJ I LOVED I.MS WHOLE ALBUM WAS SO SO GOOOOD

20 OF ONE MAN????? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN THERE ????? no fr sm jewel cases are so pretty bc the photoshoot in it is superior but they gIVE BARELY ANYTHING IN IT 😭😭😭 I EXPECT A SMALL POSTER AND PHOTOCARD AND A POSTCARD IDC IDC ;!2&;)2@ 60???? HIGHLIGHTERS??? HELLOOO????????????????

WHAT DO U MEAN WATER GETS BORING FHKWHDWK IM SCREAMJNG DO U SHOWER IN FLAVOURED WATER TOO ?????? ANON THIS MENTAL 😭😭😭😭😭 UR HEALTH ??????

I'm sorry I only accept DILF Hwa, but I will see what's going on with y/ns father...

Wheew I was almost worried you were doing the nasty against the wall GET A ROOM. My latest Hwa dream involved us hiding in a classroom with other people, idk what was going on but some of them were doing some BAD things and whyyyyy 😬 and I think I had a boyfriend? Then I remember me and Seonghwa standing outside my building at 6am?

NAURURURURUUR 😭😭😭😭😭 u had a boyfriend while hwa was beside you?? how dARE YOU JCBSMDH lmg was it a apocalypse or something bc ??? 😭😭😭😭

YES ABSOLUTELY I WILL WRITE IT !!!! more like the bride and groom forcing the best man and maid of honour to stay in one flat together bc they are the ones handling the wedding deco and do not agree on nothing 🥰🥰🥰 u will see a hair straightener being chucked at seonghwa <3 he likes it bad <3

YES !!! it’s easy to write y/n’s bc everyone just makes and moulds them into what they wanna be presented as,,, for oc’s it’s restrictive but also sometimes off putting when they go in crazy details of certain stuff that’s self indulgent fbwmdhsj

https://twitter.com/hwascloud/status/1222693373170946048?s=20&t=dNR4o7kUFywwXa5noW4OUQ 😌😌😌😌

i-i just d worded.

Everytime Seonghwa posts pouty or kissy selfies I'M LOOKING AT L I P S plsssss. And your mum knows it, she likes slutty gender envy men <3

EXACTLY IM LOOKING AT HIS LIPS IM GONNA ROB THEM BUT FIRST ILL SMOOCH FBWNBD

LMFAOOOO SHE LOVES SLUTTY MEN 😭😭

I know I can't be greedy with my Seonghwa agenda, but I also know people want other members as well. I would say San, but one of my besties says Mingi ksydkdhshskshegs

i have around, 2 hwa fics upcoming <3 OHO DOES UR BESTIE ALSO READ FICS 🔫

In the 1st photo he said 👍🧍‍♂️ https://twitter.com/hwalilac/status/1534378398457692160?t=GsxdUCAFyPF55EVEBZvHUQ&s=19

and the second photo he said ateezmakemeweep’s dilf hwa 😭😭😭😭 I WANT THAT ONE

DOMT TRY TO DIVERT THE ATTENTION WHAT THE FUCK IS HE WEARING IM SCREAMINGJRVWMDJWK THOSE ARE CHONKY C H O N K Y GOD DAMN HE WOULD KILL AN ANT WITH A SMALL STEP FBWNBDNE I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT WERE U THINKING BUYING THOSE 😭😭😭

i have something for u too. what the hell is this.

A question: how would you rank the members in order for your potential roommates? I had these convos with people multiple times and I'm always curious if they choose their bias. - DV 💖

omg ok i like quiet ppl bc they wont talk and u have the best time doing ur own thing so id say yeosang,, hongjoong, seonghwa and then the rest BUT WOOYOUNG IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST how about u omg who’s the one everyone chooses the most??

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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djarrex · 3 years

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Goth Gf Anon🤙

Alright, alright, alright. Since that Tech piece was fucking phenomenal a d you said you don't get any thots of your faves, I'll lend one of my Fives thots.

So, it's the end of the war, Chancellor Palpatine had been exposed for his plot against the Jedi and executed for treason. The Republic and Seperatists made peace treaties upon realizing they were played on both sides. The war is over, Fives is a war hero, a statue in front of the Jedi Temple in his honor. But he could care less when you're smiling at him, tears in your eyes with the proudest glow on your face.

The Clone production on Kamino is halted, leaving the troopers, cadets and infants in a limbo. The Senate passes a bill allowing the Clones unalienable rights, passing adoption bills allowing civilians to adopt baby clones as their own. The Jedi also demand each and every clone has their chips removed. Scientists are working on a serum to slow their aging process down back to normal.

Fives rejoiced in victory, finally happy that the war was over and his brothers were treated as humans. But you.

He was over the fucking moons that he could be with you, not a war, battles or campaigns to keep you apart.

He marries you within the week of the marriage bill being passed.

You move to Naboo, Anakin had left the Jedi Order and started a home with Padmé and his twins, they visit you often, dropping off Luke and Leia when they're off on Senate business or off doing young couple things.

Fives loves seeing you with the twins, there's just something so domestic about it. When he sees you take care of them, make them giggle, feed them. And when the Skywalkers come back and praise you for taking such good care of their babies... it stirs something primal in his gut.

You two are intimate one night-- like many after you married. He's crawling up on his peak, he's right there, his brain switches off, spit firing shit as his thrusts start to stutter like the words rolling from his tongue, thick as honey.

"Y-you-- you looked so good with those-- shit!-- those fuckin' kids!"

"Wanna make you! Fuck, baby-- I'm g-gonna m-make you a fucking mother-- oh shit!"

"Gonna fuck a baby into you, sweetheart!"

And you're thinking: "What a pleasant turn of events."

Then you just start fucking feeding him.

"Yes, yes, yes, Fives! Anything you want! We'll fucking grow old together!"

You moan, "Put a fucking baby in me, cum deep."

And he can't hold it anymore, an inhuman sound ripped out of his chest and tearing through his throat as he slams into you one more time, his spend shooting deep. 11/10 best orgasm he's had.

Afterwards, you both talk it out. You've always thought about starting a family with him, thinking about how good of a father he would be considering the way he always looked out for his brothers. Fives explains himself a little more clearer after the fact, and you decide you'll go to the med center to get your contraceptive implant removed the next time it has to be replaced. You've decided you wanted to start a family with him.

Apologies if this was lackluster, I don't usually write smut lines lol.

Ciao ;)

!!!HOLY OMTHER OF GOD

I...I- don't even know how to respond to this. it’s late I KNOW but I’ve been trying to come up with a worthy reply.

whyyyyy did I start fucking tearing up when going through each word in the first half WHY this is so beautiful and Fives deserves so much more and I love him. this is perfect, you are perfect. when he starts blurting out his desires "Wanna make you! Fuck, baby-- I'm g-gonna m-make you a fucking mother-- oh shit!" I- uh- yeah. that sent me. "What a pleasant turn of events" LMAO. ME. please write this as a fic. lackluster? mmmm no not even close. I love this

But seriously, how do I even add anymore to this already perfect droplet of heaven you so graciously placed in my inbox. tbh though, my gutter brain immediately wants to analyze how that night goes:

(18+ only!!! fluff, breeding kink, unprotected piv)

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you were blissfully unaware of the way Fives gawked at you earlier today - how he watched you with so much love and adoration in his eyes as you giggled with Luke and cradled Leia to sleep

It didn’t feel appropriate, but he couldn’t help but get hard at the vision playing out in front of him - wholesome domesticity, soft giggles, and hushed coos filled his very own living room and he just needed to step away to take care of his painfully hard and aching erection

Fives can't help it - up until recently he was sure on having a dark fate, one that either involved being killed on the front, or worse: never being able to truly make you his because of his sole duty to fight for the Republic just would not allow such a peaceful and perfect life - it would hurt you more than he would care to live through

He didn’t realize just how badly he wanted the twins to be his - living, breathing, beautiful humans that you and him had created out of love, and, well, good fucking sex

So Fives came back from the bathroom after tugging himself raw - trying to alleviate that wanting ache that’d been sitting heavy deep in his bones and showing its face in the form of starving arousal - and the Skywalker’s had returned from Coruscant to pick up their babies

Fives hadn’t turned the corner yet - the soft voices coming from the three of you, keeping quiet while the twins were finally asleep, stopped him in his tracks. He heard the way Padmé praised you and thanked you over and over for always watching the kids, and Anakin cooing in the sweetest voice Fives had ever heard his former General speak in right at his own sleeping babies.

Your own voice was extremely soft and kind, careful as to not wake the twins up in the hand-over. Fives’ heart - and cock - were aching.

That's what Fives is thinking of as he’s pounding you into the next system - watching with hungry eyes at how your pussy so beautifully swallows his cock, yet he can't help but be slightly distracted when all these thoughts about filling you full with his seed are stemming from how motherly and breathtaking you looked when interacting with the Skywalker twins - how you always look when you’re watching them

You’re both so close to finishing - Fives groans at the way your walls squeeze unforgivingly around him as you approach your climax - a sight that is most devine to him. He’s right there as well - the relentless clenching of your cunt sure as hell pushes him right there to where he’s about to-

“Y-you looked so good with the - mmph - the twins" he doesn’t even realize he’d just voiced his thoughts aloud - albeit, in the form of a growl - until he sees how your eyes widen after struggling to come down from your first high

He’s no where near embarrassed - perhaps it was finally fucking time to let you know just how painfully hard you make him when you’re all motherly and in caretaker mode

The way your features morph from being caught in surprise to desperation and hunger completely takes the filter off of him - and he begins voicing his plans for the two of you in the heat of the moment

“Wanna - aghh- fuck a b-aby into this sweet p-pussy” his teeth are clenched tightly together as he continuously hits that exquisite spot so deep within your heat and your head is positively spinning at his shameless confessions - fuck, you want him to make good on his word.

“Fuck... you’re nearly ch-oking my cock, pretty thing,” he grits out between heavy pants. “You want me to, hm? Wanna let me - mmphh - fill you so f-fucking deep that you swell with my child?”

Your body is on fucking fire - you’ve never heard Fives speak of this before, and boy oh boy it is 100% welcome right about now. Yes, yes you want that so, so bad but you never thought to bring it up before because everything was still new with how the galaxy has changed for the better... but right now - you’re going to fucking feed him so he can have the best orgasm he’s ever had

“Yes, love, please,” you’re whimpering those three words like a prayer over and over between loud, uncontrollable moans - completely taken by him and the way he looks so gorgeous in this determined and concentrative state. “Shit, fill me up with our child,” you punctuate your mewling request with the repetition of his name - you’re hitting your climax again but this one is about to utterly wreck you like never before. “Right now.”

Fives’ eyes clamp shut and the sweat on his brow is beginning to drop from his forehead to your bare chest with how he is hovered over you - your soft but commanding words has the most gargled and loud groan erupt from deep within his chest as he stills his hips

You can feel the way his cock pulsates so far inside of you - liquid warmth spitting from the head and no doubt seeping into your cervix

You’re both completely out of breath and totally fucked-out - you think that’s the most Fives has ever cum, and you’re just staring up at him with the sweetest smile you can muster in your exhausted state

“We can talk about it more later, but...” Fives rubs at his neck after hauling himself off of you - pulling you close to his chest and wrapping his arms tightly around your torso.

“No need,” you say softly - your hands wrapping around his forearms. “I’ll have them remove the implant on my next visit.”

Your words of promise has Fives uncontrollably getting hard again

***

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