#oh yeah and like three bajillion frosting batches but that doesn’t count it takes like two seconds | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

remitro · 4 months

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i’m such a messy baker it’s unbelievable how the fuck is there bread dough on my shorts . how did that get there . the other day i found this huge smear of red velvet batter on my arm and i’m pretty sure powdered sugar is boiled into my bloodstream they should invent a baking that doesn’t get everywhere

#crow.txt #cookies are my best friend and have never hurt me by getting in weird places EVERYTHING ELSE THOUGH.#i made brioche two weeks ago and i had to physically claw the dough off my hands IT LEFT MARKS.#bread turned out fine but HOLY FUCK???#that recipe also used six fucking eggs which was INSANE #i have done an insane amount of baking over break and it will continue .#shit let me see what have i done so far uhh #brioche. wheat bread. lemon blueberry cake. vanilla strawberry filling cake.#red velvet cupcakes. oatmeal cookies meringue cookies chocolate chip cookies #gingerbread cookies . peach cobbler. tomorrow i’m making chocolate raspberry cake #me when i’m the normalest guy ever that will not go insane if they can’t do things with their hands #oh yeah and like three bajillion frosting batches but that doesn’t count it takes like two seconds #I MADE CAKE WITH A FORK. ALSO.

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