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So. How do we feel about Jungkook going live at 4 am at his apartment with Mingyu to let him rest his head on his shoulder, hold hands and have a last drink and then turn the live off?
#googie š°#gyugyu š¶#WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK#I GENUINELY WANT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF I CANT PROCESS THIS SHIT#???????????????????#YA IM GOING INSANE#APPARENTLY GYU SAID THAT THEYāLL COME AND PLAY FOR REAL LATER SOMEDAY āļøāļøāļøāļø#SIR WHAT ABOUT MY SANITY#IM FUCKING CRYING#also .... like. they were at jungkookās place until 4 am drinking? and jungkook just randomly turned on the live?#oh wow š feels like a fucking dream i canāt yāall#sorry to anyone new here iām high-key insane about 97 liners#especially gyukook who also happen to be my ults š©#KDJDJSJSKSKSK WINNING AT LIFE#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#YALL I CANT#MY BOYFS ARE BOYFS AND THEY HANG OUT AND GO ON DINNER DATES FREQUENTLY
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We got a balance update and Iām here to give you my nonsensical commentary/thoughts on it
Oh boy am I ready/nervous for what awaits me in this video.
Will I have a nervous breakdown about the possibilities of what this video will contain? Maybe, but youāll never know.
Anywaysā¦onto my thoughts
Oh??? So smartass is gonna be caught up on whatās going on. Alrightā¦I mean I think we only ever had Geordiās reaction to magic so thisāll be interesting.
SMARTASS REMEMBERING THE CARDS THING šš oh they areā¦let me date smartass plzzz
LMAOOO OH THEY REALLY GAGGED HIM š¤
Smartass just already knowing magic exists ālike yeahā¦I know people with cool powers exist. So what?ā
Yo if I was smartass and someone told me āthis involves kidnapping and conspiracy..ā
IāMā¦Iām not mentally equipped for this one Aar bear šāļø
Elliot and Smartass are both of my brain cells theorizing about what the fuck is going on.
Someone strong enough to sneak in and sneak out you say??? š¤Ø
I think I know of a STRONG stealth who can SNEAK aroundā¦š
Not Asher catching strays for no reason. PAPERWORK IS UGLY OKAY?? I understand him.
āOr maybe he just got better at hiding it.ā OKAY! Alright! That line right thereā¦.WOW OKAY! Letās not even open that one because as someone who is anxiousā¦š¬ oh itās rough. Letās just say that line hit a little too close to home.
Okay me and Elliott can be anxiety buddiesā¦
I know I can be unserious but letās be serious for a sec.
Itās actually so amazing how Erik makes sure we remember how awful the tragedy of the inversion was. Yeah sure we had the inversion videos to guide us through it but even now Erik makes sure we know that it still affected people outside of those characters.
That it left the department in disarray and with people feeling completely lost about what had happened.
Was not expecting to hear a southern accent but Iām not mad.
I want to know how the department has been dealing with Closeknit ā¦CAUSE NO SERIOUSLY! They literally just kidnapped someone š
Oh wowā¦I didnāt know youā¦okay mysterious agent tell us your violent fantasies of what youād like to do with Close Knit.
EMOTIONALLY COMPROMISED?! š¦
Oh wow!
Elliott is gonna be sick yāall.
āI canāt lose them Aaron.ā
So does Erik want me to jump off the edge rn?? /J
āThey were so scaredā¦ in the dream. I tried to tell them what they had to do to fight it. I tried to helpā¦but I couldnāt. I couldnāt do anything. Iām supposed to be able to protect them. Dreams are the one thing Iām good at. The one thing I know better than anything elseā¦and I couldnāt help them.ā
Send the flood. Iām being so serious.
ELLIE AND SUNSHINE IāLL GET YOU OUTTA THERE šāāļøšØ
WELL THE MISSION HASNāT HAPPENED! According to the summitā¦Closeknit is still up and running so š«
THAT HEāS GONNA WHAT AARON??
I imagine that even though it is killing him to think about Sunshineā¦he needs them like the air he breathes.
(Yes I stole that from a Conan gray song and yes it hurt me to write that.)
āThey were a good balance for one another.ā
CAN YOOU LET ME BREATHE FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND??
Iāll go get Sunshine myself if no one else will!
And we end with a kiss and uncertainty
So that was the end of that videoā¦.
I usually end with a meme but how do I end this without furiously sobbing???
I really tried to be light hearted with this one BUT IT WAS A STRUGGLE TO NOT CRY!
When I catch you Closeknitā¦oh itās gonna go downā¦ESPECIALLY YOU BLAKEšŗ
Iāll make him eat my foot š¦¶ and Iām so serious
#redacted asmr#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted the balance#redacted elliott#redacted aaron#redacted smartass#redacted sunshine
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Iām once again going to talk about the most insane Disney Channel Original Movie franchise
Hello, and welcome to me screaming about the latest movie in the most bizarre Disney Channel Original Movie franchise ever created, ZOMBIES 3. Iām a grown adult woman, and yet I canāt stop myself from going feral every time they announce a new one of these movies. Every time I think the last one was a fever dream, they make a new one thatās even more colorful and 10x crazier.Ā
Here are my thoughts with absolutely zero context:
Zed wants to be the first zombie to go to college when his best friend is a literal genius who works for a tech company who any real college would be begging to accept...what the fuck is this movie?
Not only is their school football team pro monsters, but theyāre also co-ed!
Iām calling it now, the townāsĀ āmost precious thingā is going to be Addison.
DONāT MAKE THE WEREWOLF GUY LIKE ELIZA, SHEāS CLEARLY A LESBIAN!Ā
We got 10 minutes into the movie before getting a song??!Ā
THIS MOVIE THAT RELIES ON SO MANY CHARACTERS WEARING WIGS HAS ABSOLUTELY NO BUDGET FOR GOOD WIGS!
I love that no adult in any DCOM knows how to act.
Is one of the aliens non-binary?
Is the alien mothership voiced by RuPaul?
EJ FROM HSMTMTS IS IN THIS MOVIE!? AND HEāS BASICALLY THE SAME CHARACTER?! And Meg Donnelly is going to be in the new season that airs on the 27th...this is begging for a crossover or a meta joke. Something, Iām begging you people!
Okay for real though, No Doubt About It is a bop.
There is a rival school whose mascot is an Eel named Eely and they have a...friendship...rivalry...romance(?) with the Seabrook shrimp?!
Love that they imply that a teenage boy, (Jacey?), has had multiple nose jobs. Also the Aceys are definitely in a polyamorous relationship.Ā
They named the frozen yogurt placeĀ āCoachās Froyoā ššš
I see weāre continuing the tradition of Addison punching Zed in the face whenever he surprises her.
I appreciate that weāre not dicking around and drawing out the realization that Addison is part alien. We all knew she was going to be after the second movieās teaser.
I love that we get a song about aliens invading and a song about interviewing for college in the same movie.
Weāve gotten about 70% less Bucky, and Idk how to feel about that. Also his choice in hats has convinced me that he would be the ideal boyfriend for Ryan from High School Musical.
Why do the judges for this high school cheer off seem so awkwardly horny? Also do they know the aliens are actual aliens...or do they just think thatās their team name? Iām assuming they know...in which case, they seem pretty chill about it.
How does Seabrook afford to have different cheerleading outfits for every competition?
Does this movie have a different choreographer? The cheerleading sequences have so much less energy than the first movieās. I know the song Addisonās singing has a slower tempo...but the moves are so bland. I guess this is what happens when Bucky isnāt the team captain.
If yāall thought Addisonās white hair wig was bad...get ready for her BLUE HAIR WIG.
Oh wow, Addison is the townāsĀ āmost precious thingā who would have guessed?
Addisonās dad is so chill with his wife and daughter being descended from aliens XD These adults went from being extremely racist/species-ist to just shrugging and accepting an alien invasion.
The werewolves in this movie can barely enunciate while wearing their fangs!
I literally donāt care about any of this alien finding utopia bullshit, I just want to see Zed and Addison in college together.
Itās not a ZOMBIES movie without a reprise of Someday.
Addisonās best friend sings literally one solo line in this movie and itās enough to make me want a whole musical with her as the star.Ā
Seabrook must exist in a vacuum because these aliens would be real disappointed to find out that Earth sucks as much as it does.Ā
Werewolf leader and non-binary alien are going to be a thing!? Iām here for it!
Omg Zed and Addison singing the last song around the lightbulbs as a callback to the first movie š
I donāt know whether to be happy at the expectation subversion of getting aliens in this town before vampires...or sad that I donāt get to see this universeās take on vampires.
The message of this movie is that conflict doesnāt have to be bad. Love perseveres, conflict can make us stronger if we come together to face our problems. This makes sense in a vague, idealistic way, but the conflict that the town was facing originally was essentially racism. So...I feel like they might want to rethink that one a little bit.Ā
I also want to appreciate how non-binary alienās (I should really remember their name by now)Ā āfeelingsā for Zed were purely used for comedy and no real drama comes from this. Addison and Zed are a supportive power couple and have literally no conflict with each other throughout the entire movie, even when Addison believes she has to leave him behind.
Overall, the songs are better than the second oneās but still not as good as the firstās. And I wish weād give up on these movies having a plot and focus on this crazy cheerleading obsessed town again.Ā
Anyway, I want a million more of these movies. But this one went straight to Disney+ so my fever dream might end here...
#disney zombies#zombies 3#z-o-m-b-i-e-s#it's time once again for me to rant about this children's franchise that no one cares about#i'm spoiling the shit out of this children's movie btw#if anyone cares about spoilers
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GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 6 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERSā¼ļø
THE EVERY IS IN THIS EPISODE. YES IāLL KEEP CALLING IT THAT UNTIL IT HAPPENS. IM GOING INSANE.
starting it šš»
aziraphale youāre standing a little too dangerously in that circle remember last time
āyouāre not welcome hereā DEEP VOICE OOOOOH pity crowley isnāt here to hear it my guy wouldāve fainted
HIS ANGEL OUTFIT šTHE WAY HES RUNNING
yes maggie ROAST her š
āiāve spent my life being scared of thingsā š
āBRAVER THAN ANYONE I KNOWāYEEEAHHH MY LESBIANS
shax donāt hurt maggie donāt you even THINK of hurting maggie or nina
āmy god you lot are patheticā LOUDERRR GO MAGGIEEE GOOOOO
no wait why can they get in
MAGGIEEEEEEE WHAT HAVE YOU DONEEEE
hehe aziraphale is āperfectly prepared to take defensive actionā š¼
āSTAY BACK š ā OHHHH WOW
āyou can all leave now, and nobody will be hurtā SO BADASS YEAHHHHHH
rip eric
lol thereās no miracle apparently michael and uriel just canāt notice crowley
noooooo muriel is lonely :(
also crowley comparing angels to bees and aziraphale feeling lonely when he realized heās an āangel that goes along with heaven as far as he canā in ep 2 is making heaven look like some sort of hivemind and itās really cool, it also explains why aziraphale is a bit uncomfortable with not having someone to report to after becoming free
CROWLEY WAS AN IMPORTANT ANGELLLLLLL I KNEW IT OHHH MY GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS A STUPID THEORY BUT IT SEEMS TRUE?
aziraphale using the way he discorporated in s1 to discorporate other demons hehe silly
i was about to say that demons canāt possibly be that stupid but aziraphale is reading my mind i guess
AND HE DOESNT HAVE ANOTHER PLAN!
āamenā okay??
gabriel saying nah???? to heaven winning?????
crowley is so doctor who right now
āARMAGEDDON THE SEQUEL THATS A NAHā š IS THIS WHAT HE WAS PUNISHED FOR??
aziraphale MENTIONING THE FIRE???????
NOOO ITāS TRAUMATIC FOR HIM ā¹ļø
they had a TRIAL?
saraqael knows itās crowley AND KNEW HIM AS AN ANGEL WHAAAT
āsevere measuresā no aziraphale you have to say extreme sanctions
āCROWLEYāS EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANGELā
shax stop making fun of my angel
THE METATRON AT THE TRIAL
UHH why doesnāt gabriel give a fuck about this
āGUYS ENOUGHā? OH MY
āone prince of heaven cast into the outer darknessā DO YOU MEAN. DO YOU MEAN CROWLEY? WAS HE A PRINCE OF HEAVEN????????
junior recoding angelš HES ONE CLASS UNDER M U R I E L
crowleyās little punch on their shoulder HES A NICE GUYYY OH HES SO CBBSBDBBD
gabriel is so casual about the trial?? like he just got fired but he didnāt like the job anyway
aziraphale what are you doing
IS HE GOING TO BECOME BIBLICALLY ACCURATE?
THE HALOOOOOO
HE STARTED THE WAR
āYOU WOT?ā
just kidding no war apparently
and why is the box full now?????
THE FLYYYYYY thatās what he was writing
BEELZEBUB INVOLVED I K N E W IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT
HEHEEHEHEHHEHE INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY
yayyy memories are back
SEASON ONE???????
OH GOD THIS SHIP IS REAL?
arma bloody geddon
ahh and theyāre too tired to fight so they agreed to just refuse to do it i guess?
and gabe then went to aziraphaleās bookshop because he was the first one to go against armageddon
A PROPOSAL TO MAKE
yes thatās what i thought
i canāt believe gabriel has a deal with beelzebub this fandom keeps winning this season truly is a shipperās dream
THE SCENEEEEE from the trailer
he actually goes there just to look at the statue for hoursš
THEY WERE AT THE PUB!!! i keep predicting
romantic ineffable bureaucracy date if they *every* before aziracrow iāll be dead on the floor laughing
GABE PUT THEIR SONG ON
FINGERS TOUCHING
āitās bigger on the insideā CAN BRITISH PEOPLE STOP. BEING. BRITISH. (jk i love yāall keep making these silly showsš«¶š»)
ROOOOMANCEEEEEE THE WAY THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER
HES BACK!
if they kiss istg
āSILLY SILLY ANGELā
HANDS HOLDING???? WHY IS EVERYONE CONFESSING BEFORE AZIRACROW WAKE UPPPPPP
WHY DID IT TAKE YOU GUYS 6000 YEARS AND INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY MADE IT IN?? SOME MONTHS?
āyou will speak one at a timeā yummmmy
ALPHA CENTAURY THEY ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE
still cant believe theyāre canon
THATS THE METATRON
NINA AND MAGGIE TELLING CROWLEY TO CONFESS OOOOOH YESSSS
NINA CALLED MAGGIE ANGEL
ah i suppose the metatron offered aziraphale to be some sort of archangel but hes gonna decline because he wants to be with crowley
ITS ABOUT TO HAPPENNNNNN
no aziraphale HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?????
yeah as i said
AZIRAPHALE HOW CAN YOU STILL THINK THIS I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOME BIGGER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT
CROWLEYāS CONFESSION IM NOT OKAY
āoh crowley nothing lasts foreverā shut. up.
CROWLEY PUTTING THE GLASSES BACK ON AS A SHEILD
YOU GUYS WERE SUPPOSED TO DINE AT THE RITZ AZIRAPHALE YOURE RUINING EVERYTHING
āi need you!ā THEN STAY YOU DUMBASS
NO NIGHTINGALE? STOP IM ABOUT TO THROW UP
WE COULDāVE BEEN US
THE EVERY
THE EVERY OH GOD
THE FUCKING EVERY HAPPENED OH MY GOD BUT ITS SO SAD WHYYYYYYYYY
THIS IS WHY I DIDNT WANT IT TO BE IN THE LAST EPISODE AND EVEN LESS IN THE LAST SCENE I NEED HELP
āI FORGIVE YOUā / āDONT BOTHERā
NEIL GAIMAN PAY MY THERAPY BILLS
aziraphale touching his lips.
GO AFTER HIMMMMMMMMMM YOU IDIOT
i hate this
i need a moment
SO.
i know that in cinema the middle part is usually the sad part so since this show is a three season thing i was already considering the possibility of a sad ending for s2
BUT IT DID NOT. HAVE TO BE THIS SAD.
i have to say it did feel quiet gentle and romantic compared to season one, BUT THIS ENDING. THS FUCKING ENDING???? THIS COULDVE BEEN SO PERFECT WHY DID THE METATRON SHOW UP WHY DID AZIRAPHALE ACCEPT
neil iām in your walls IM UNDER YOUR BED
AND WHAT IF WE DONT GET A SEASON THREE?
good omens and ofmd both ending with them separated this is too much why canāt gay people be happy
and when i had seen the every i couldnāt wait to see the contentx BUT OHHH I ALREADY MISS THE TIME WHEN I WAS CLUELESS I DIDNT NEED THIS CONTEXT
crowley iām with you btw aziraphale needs to do the apology dance a million times
alright iām rambling bye everyone iām gonna go stare at the wall for seven hours
tagging @neil-gaiman but this time itās to send him my therapy bills not the reaction ā¤ļø
#stede and aziraphale both abandoning their loved ones at the end you guys are such idiots#good omens#HUUUUUGE GOS2 SPOILERS#gos2 spoilers#gos2spoilers#gos2#good omens season 2#good omens 2#good omens season two#good omens season two spoilers#good omens season 2 spoilers#good omens 2 reaction#gos2 reaction#spoilers#i canāt do it i canāt believe i have to wait for another season to see them happy
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9-1-1 Lone Star Season 3 Episode 4 thoughts
Grace
I feel bad for you being stuck while in labor and with Billy of all people.
I saw Keep breathing.
Even in labor you got jokes.
Thereās a parallel between Grace doing everything herself while in labor and black women in general but Iāll reserve that for a different blog.
Judd is coming for you. You know he wonāt leave you out there alone if he can help it.
Girl you canāt wait. Give birth.
Of course Judd proves me wrong and shows up on time. I mean itās JUDD I shouldāve known better. Honestly, what was I thinking.
Okay you gave birth. Now please be okay. Donāt be messed up.
That baby looks like a doll.
Oh God yāall gonna make me cry.
Billy
Shut the fuck up. You are not being helpful.
Okay now youāre being helpful. Still donāt like you.
Please donāt pass out. Sheās already in labor.
TK
Oh no still in dream world.
SHEāS TELLING YOU TO GO BACK TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING
Youāre waking up arenāt you?
NNNNOOOO WHY DID DREAM WORLD INTERRUPT TELLING US WHAT HAPPENED
So yāall broke up cause you donāt have money. Like you really got pissed over that? And panicked. Why canāt you accept good things?
Boy please. He love you.
Awe him knowing Carlos wasnāt breathing. That hug š
Carlos
Donāt listen to them Carlos. You and TK have to fix things before I will accept that either of you die.
So he broke up with you? WHAT HAPPENED
She canāt answer that CAUSE YāALL WONT TELL US WHAT HAPPENEDļæ¼
Why does it matter if your dad knows sheās there at the hospital? Did something happen between yāall too?
Mama bear coming out. TK has a lot to answer for.
YES SAY IT SO WE CAN FINALLY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED
That place is noice!
Owen
Is shaving really the priority right now?
You shouldāve kept the beard.
Watch the road. I know you arenāt really driving but make it believable. Itās a snow storm for Christās sake.
Are you okay?
I really hope they donāt make Tommy and Owen a thing. Just let them be friends.
Miscellaneous
You canāt tell a linear story to save your life can you? Marjan is so confused.
Oh Judd.
That TK and Grace sequence was nice.
I need a Carlos in my life.
Wow they really gonna tear it down.
THE CREW
Why Billy look so mad that it was rebuilt?
THE 126 IS BACK IN BUSINESS BABY
#9 1 1 lone star#9-1-1 Lone Star#tk strand#owen strand#carlos reyes#judd ryder#grace ryder#jace#Iām going with jace over grudd#billy tyson#mateo chavez#marjan marwani#paul strickland#even though I donāt think I even mentioned him this time#tommy vega
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